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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by jolley80: 8:57am On Dec 10, 2015
Ok
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by bobchigar(m): 8:58am On Dec 10, 2015
He who seek for miracle should be ready to bear the consequencie of the miracle
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Egonec(m): 8:59am On Dec 10, 2015
Lol...end time christians seeking miracles frm end time pastors!
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by oluwasegun007(m): 9:00am On Dec 10, 2015
End time indeed......


you go meet pastor 2 pray 4 u,

ur gbola con miss.....hmmmm

d anointing too much 4 d gbola
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by dhateeboi(m): 9:00am On Dec 10, 2015
PASTORS...... HMM

And they are saints... Muslims are the real terrorist.
Don't quote me n say y would I judge them all cos of the action of few When u judge the entire Muslims with the action of extremists

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Egonec(m): 9:00am On Dec 10, 2015
Hahahaha...end time christians seeking miracles frm end time pastors!!
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by menix(m): 9:00am On Dec 10, 2015
Uwa Mmebi Pastor..
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by chiedu7: 9:01am On Dec 10, 2015
chuose:
Nairaland MODS please show Christianity the same respect you show other religions

Once there is a stupid story about the church & pastors no matter how stupid it always makes front page.

Pastor name is missing.
victim name is missing.

this is a joke angry

MODS PLEASE SHOW CHRISTAINS RESPECT.

YOU'LL NEVER DISRESPECT ISLAM THIS WAY

MUST WE BE VIOLENT BEFORE YOU SHOW US RESPECT?

i tire for them mods

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Nobody: 9:04am On Dec 10, 2015
Tell us his name!!
Lagos-Ibadan express journalists!!
Because he's a yellowbar, you are hidding his identity.
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by 9jatatafo(m): 9:07am On Dec 10, 2015
This case is like a good car taken to a mechanic and at the end if the day the mechanic created more problems for the car. Hmmm from seeking business success to loosing the functionality of the JT. This one hard ooo. People and miracle sha!!!!
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Nobody: 9:08am On Dec 10, 2015
People always looks for things that isn't lost
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by famousroland(m): 9:11am On Dec 10, 2015
Even the end is getting to an end
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Nobody: 9:14am On Dec 10, 2015
Hmmmm. Only in Africa

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by dustydee: 9:14am On Dec 10, 2015
When contacted, the Kubwa Divisional Police Officer, Chief Superintendent Nurrudeen Sabo, confirmed the case, saying the member of the church who intervened on behalf of the pastor has been arrested and would be charged to court . He, however, said efforts were on to arrest the pastor.
Charged to court for what? What offence has he committed?

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by refiner(f): 9:26am On Dec 10, 2015
fake story!!!!no namr....becos its abt Christians it Wil reach front page quickly....mtsheeeeeewww.mods bringing bad names to Christian

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by lordmagic(m): 9:37am On Dec 10, 2015
Iranu Abacha
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by agrovick(m): 9:47am On Dec 10, 2015
kaywiluv:
Gobe!!! Miracle gone sour embarassed
Na this kain thing u go like cheesy ;P
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Louislewis: 9:55am On Dec 10, 2015
[size=18pt]To find out the truth, they should subject the man to a pornograhic films to ignite his emotional.[/size]
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Ujupsy: 9:56am On Dec 10, 2015
Father,thank you oh ooo lord for making me a chosen,I never waste time in churches, that lead people to hell
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by tayexz(m): 9:59am On Dec 10, 2015
when I was busy searching for knockout u are bringing me nonsense story mtcheew.....

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Chubhie: 10:01am On Dec 10, 2015
Pastors control so much power that would make PMB regret ever running and wining election.

I personally know of a friend that was finding things difficult and went to collect powers and started seeing visions and working wonders. He was sought after by the big guys and he always discuss his challenges and the funny aspects of his work.

The guy dey see pass witch. He made money until the spirit vex and down tools and refused to open his eyes of spirit understanding. Instead of him to close church and tell his client that work don knock he started lying pass lai mohamed it only took little time before they started chasing him around with police for refunds. He changed state and also lost his wife in the process and all those wealth he made with those powers.

Dis life sef!!! I don see things.
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by dorofresh: 10:13am On Dec 10, 2015
I GUESS THE PRAYERS WERE 'INCONCLUSIVE cheesy grin grin cheesy
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by jamace(m): 10:14am On Dec 10, 2015
My people, are we safe?
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by fastestfinger: 10:17am On Dec 10, 2015
chuose:
Nairaland MODS please show Christianity the same respect you show other religions

Once there is a stupid story about the church & pastors no matter how stupid it always makes front page.

Pastor name is missing.
victim name is missing.

this is a joke angry

MODS PLEASE SHOW CHRISTAINS RESPECT.

YOU'LL NEVER DISRESPECT ISLAM THIS WAY

MUST WE BE VIOLENT BEFORE YOU SHOW US RESPECT?
exactly!

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by fastestfinger: 10:19am On Dec 10, 2015
chuose:
Nairaland MODS please show Christianity the same respect you show other religions

Once there is a stupid story about the church & pastors no matter how stupid it always makes front page.

Pastor name is missing.
victim name is missing.

this is a joke angry

MODS PLEASE SHOW CHRISTAINS RESPECT.

YOU'LL NEVER DISRESPECT ISLAM THIS WAY

MUST WE BE VIOLENT BEFORE YOU SHOW US RESPECT?
The Mods are just a buncha hypocrites...

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Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by kaywiluv(f): 10:20am On Dec 10, 2015
agrovick:

Na this kain thing u go like cheesy ;P

U don come dis early morning oo.. Now u go say na me wake u up...
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by dollarlander: 10:21am On Dec 10, 2015
The Pastor's voodoo worked against the man. The man would not have ever entered such a church for anything. It could work for some people killing their wife or children or setting their house on some strange fire.

Brethren, stop looking for these while babalawo's. They appear to be sheep, but they are wolves. It is the devil that planted them everywhere. Not all churches are church. Some are demon worshipping shrines. Be careful.
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Whymee: 10:24am On Dec 10, 2015
Christianic terrorist.
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by bmos(m): 10:37am On Dec 10, 2015
I cant just imagine a situation whereby i'll be without a functioning dick chaii Na suicide be that grin grin[/quote]

No. You can just manage your situation. After all, that instrument takes someone to hell faster than any other body part
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by Fulaman198(m): 10:38am On Dec 10, 2015
This is terrible news, I would be panicking to the maximum if my ngorgu stopped functioning. We can't have that happen
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by NaWetinDey(m): 10:41am On Dec 10, 2015
EroticAngelina:
Breeze don blow, and fowl yansh don open tongue shocked

all these fake endtym pastors.. y'all days are numbered!! angry

My dear, its said that "the love of money is the root of all evil" but the lack of it seems to be a sure way to hell because, without money, no jokes about it, you are simply nobody...especially the men. That's why people justify demonizing the name of God for the belly. But it can't be justified. One thing I think is, is that God always is but, bc what man considers as very important is nothing to him, those who "who wait" are gradually becoming tinier.
Bottomline, do what you want and follow your destiny...but make you get he gist.
NB: I just ate rice cooked with weed grin
EroticAngelina:
Breeze don blow, and fowl yansh don open tongue shocked

all these fake endtym pastors.. y'all days are numbered!! angry

My dear, its said that "the love of money is the root of all evil" but the lack of it seems to be a sure way to hell because, without money, no jokes about it, you are simply nobody...especially the men. That's why people justify demonizing the name of God for the belly. But it can't be justified. One thing I think is, is that God always is but, bc what man considers as very important is nothing to him, those who "who wait" are gradually becoming tinier.
Bottomline, do what you want and follow your destiny...but make you get he gist.
NB: I just ate rice cooked with weed. But, seriously, never you joke with my Jerkknife
Re: Pastor On The Run Over Man’s Genital Organ Malfunction by agrovick(m): 10:44am On Dec 10, 2015
kaywiluv:

U don come dis early morning oo.. Now u go say na me wake u up...
Hehehe, na your comment carry me come o. Where tomato

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