Pataki:

On top toasting her?

What would I have done to deserve a slap in public (I am trusting that she is sane though)? Anyway, the wickedness of my heart will allow her to get away at that point, but trust me, she is in for a jolly ride of her life!

So what would I do? - LOL! Best not said on the internet!

dae:

You prolly used ur hand to raise her skirt up!

Pataki:

Oh! But you liked it, when I did it with you.

dae:

trust me, u try it with me, u wont even be able to do anything for 6 months! this one that u are typing and jaboing anyhow eh, u will be somewhere else receiving tratments and theraphy!

I-egenti:

u are tryig to toast a babe, and she gives u a dirty slap in the process,

above all, IN PUBLIC!!!!!!!! what will u do nxt?

dae:

trust me, u try it with me, u wont even be able to do anything for 6 months! this one that u are typing and jaboing anyhow eh, u will be somewhere else receiving tratments and theraphy!

Pataki:

And who are the weaker sex huh? Yet you are making noise here. If I handle you once! 6months no go reach you! You are heading for 9months straight away!!!!

dae:

This is not making noise, e go do u like film trick! u go dey see stars and birds around you for 6 months!

Pataki:

We go know who be master after the ordeal in the bedroom. And you are carrying your heavy sef for the next 9 months!

dae:

Hissssssss, in your dreamz! iru e ko!! if it happens, i should be banned for life from NL!!! LoL --- after all the 5 wives bethrothed to you eh! oloju kokoro!!!!

Pataki:

What have I done oh?! See public internet slapping! I have no 5 wives bethroned to me on nairaland abeg! Ma ko igbo simi lapo! No one else but you na baby.

Pataki:

What have I done oh?! See public internet slapping! I have no 5 wives bethroned to me on nairaland abeg! Ma ko igbo simi lapo! No one else but you na baby.

dae:

sho wa fe sukun ni bayi? i thot u be gbogbo big boyzz! wetin happen? mi o ni ko igbo si e lapo, but ma ko coke si e lapo!!  

sistawoman:

I have sat here and watched you toast her all morning. Not bothering you at all because I am good 4th wife and understand you are looking for wife #6. But for you to deny the 5 of us in an open forum like this is unbelievable.

Pataki:

Cry ke? Ko joor men! Na the loff wey I get for you dey do me one kain one kain. Why do you hate me this much ehn?  All you ever thinking of is doing me evil.

Cos you men are EVIL

I go unleash my dark side on you oh.

Oh, bring it on, das what i'm talking about!! 

Alakoba! Wetin happen to your Sauron, Chamotex and David? You have finished and disposing them off like tissue paper.
Abeg no come pour sand for my garri with my dearie dae oh!

Pataki, Pataki, pataki, why deny us all now eh? is it because we asked for money for the childrens school fees and school uniform?

izeek:

am a gentle man, wud only give her one in return.
i know some other not soo responsible guys wud add several more.

nethacker:

i will slap her chest

Secretz:

LMAO

Dae & Pataki, will you guys quit it!!!

Pataki, take it from me, if she deal with you after slapping her, im telling you, it will be longer than 6 months that those limbs of yours amongst (cough cough) the important one will be un useable.!

dae:

LOLOLOL, completely unuseable girl, he will bust nuts/explode inside his belly all the time he see's a naked woman, cos his kini will be malfunctioning!! lol

dae:

LOLOLOL, completely unuseable girl, he will bust nuts/explode inside his belly all the time he see's a naked woman, cos his kini will be malfunctioning!! lol

dae:

LOLOLOL, completely unuseable girl, he will bust nuts/explode inside his belly all the time he see's a naked woman, cos his kini will be malfunctioning!! lol

Pataki:

See wicked girls! Una never reach! You think it is only a man who has a weak spot? Mind you it is not all men that their kini is bugged down when it is attacked!

@ Secretz,
U are living example to what I can do to a woman from my dark heart. So tell my dearie dae, what I can do and undo!

@ dearie dae,

It is only you and no else oh my dear. I have signed your love on my heart oh. No amount of public slap will aggravate me to do you any wickedness.

ThoniaSlim:

Now I'm tryna understand why a "LADY" would slap a guy just because he's simply tryna talk to her? What happened to simply ignoring him . . .and allowing him make a fool outta of himself?

Pataki:


It is only you and no else oh my dear. I have signed your love on my heart oh. No amount of public slap will aggravate me to do you any wickedness.

Secretz:

Please stop deceiving yourself. Dae he used those same words on me ooooohh, don't listen to him. Let us both slap him publicly together and see what he shall really do. . .