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You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by mizquote(f): 12:25pm On Dec 13, 2015
¢1~ if you click on all the monicker you come across that has the sign (f).

€2√ if you bash a woman publicly, only to pm her apologising.

℅3* if you insult a lady and expects her not to react because you are a man.

¥4°° if your sole purpose on this forum is to get a 'bed-buddy'.

¥5``° if you have unprotected coitus.

€6••√ if you have to beg to be loved.

Π7"- if you body count is over ten.

[8]°°•= if you support rape, it worst if a lady does that.

¢9¢`~ if you think physical abuse is justifiable.

^°10*°√ if you ever beat your parents ( you re mad)

*11* if you demand to be paid for coitus from ya partner, (except u re into runz).

*12* if you ever think giving a man your body will make him love you.

¥13¥°• if you can't control your body.

"*14* if you snatch your friends partner.

€15€√ if you 'kiss and tell'.

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Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by iceberylin(m): 12:26pm On Dec 13, 2015
#16. If you expect me not to attempt #1..sometimes sha..






The poster below tho sad

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Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by darlingtonVII(m): 12:29pm On Dec 13, 2015
I thought you said five(5)

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Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by Nobody: 12:32pm On Dec 13, 2015
My fist time seeing an avearagely sensible write-up from OP.
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by enfantdedieu: 12:34pm On Dec 13, 2015
shocked
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by RexKexMilann: 12:35pm On Dec 13, 2015
Don't Take certain things Here serious, Dummy angry.



I Am Guilty of Everything you listed above, Feel Free to call the Cops on Me undecided.

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Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by Nobody: 12:36pm On Dec 13, 2015
I did only #14...
And the OP said Five. I'm not silly

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Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by mizquote(f): 12:38pm On Dec 13, 2015
RexKexMilann:
Don't Take certain things Here serious, Dummy angry.



I Am Guilty of Everything you listed above, Feel Free to call the Cops on Me undecided.

you beat ya parent?

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Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by Nobody: 12:39pm On Dec 13, 2015
mizquote:

¢1~ if you click on all the monicker you come across that has the sign (f).

€2√ if you bash a woman publicly, only to pm her apologising.

℅3* if you insult a lady and expects her not to react because you are a man.

¥4°° if your sole purpose on this forum is to get a 'bed-buddy'.

¥5``° if you have unprotected coitus.

€6••√ if you have to beg to be loved.

Π7"- if you body count is over ten.

[8]°°•= if you support rape, it worst if a lady does that.

¢9¢`~ if you think physical abuse is justifiable.

^°10*°√ if you ever beat your parents ( you re mad)

*11* if you demand to be paid for coitus from ya partner, (except u re into runz).

*12* if you ever think giving a man your body will make him love you.

¥13¥°• if you can't control your body.

"*14* if you snatch your friends partner.

€15€√ if you 'kiss and tell'.



Crappy sh*t face undecided
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by Nobody: 12:43pm On Dec 13, 2015
so what are am I?
cos I do all!!
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by RexKexMilann: 12:45pm On Dec 13, 2015
mizquote:


you beat ya parent?
Yea, When I was a "2 Year Old" undecided.
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by alterswerve(m): 12:50pm On Dec 13, 2015
I'm silly buh i don't do any of these
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by Nobody: 12:59pm On Dec 13, 2015
How do i manage to open this thread
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by obiorathesubtle: 1:01pm On Dec 13, 2015
For sense has no business in that head

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Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by jrerico1(m): 1:10pm On Dec 13, 2015
16) you possess all the listed characters, using the word silly on you is an understatement.
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by braine(m): 1:25pm On Dec 13, 2015
I don't agree with the body count part.
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by younghartz(m): 1:28pm On Dec 13, 2015
Guilty of none Bt no 14....we don't snatch...they lend us and sometimes we borrow them out
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by Nobody: 2:19pm On Dec 13, 2015
braine:
I don't agree with the body count part.
Same here... 10 is already outrageous. 5 is adequately silly.
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by drberry(m): 2:27pm On Dec 13, 2015
Op, what's body count?
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by braine(m): 2:37pm On Dec 13, 2015
Oliviaarims:

Same here... 10 is already outrageous. 5 is adequately silly.
Yeah anything more than 3 for a lady is outrageous. Same goes for a guy with less than 10 body count.
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by Nobody: 2:41pm On Dec 13, 2015
braine:
Yeah anything nope than 3 for a lady is outrageous. Same goes for a guy with less than 10 body count.
3 is a bit too restrictive. Some ppl make too many mistakes in life.
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by braine(m): 2:46pm On Dec 13, 2015
Oliviaarims:

3 is a bit too restrictive. Some ppl make too many mistakes in life.
If thats the case, I guess 5 is quite restrictive too. Lets just peg it at 10.
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by Nobody: 3:15pm On Dec 13, 2015
braine:
If thats the case, I guess 5 is quite restrictive too. Lets just peg it at 10.
Lol.. No. 10 is outrageous. U can't be making mistakes so much it gets to 10. Two things are involved when it gets that much... The person's either dumb or a plain ho!

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Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by MRBrownJ: 3:22pm On Dec 13, 2015
mizquote:
¥5``° if you have unprotected coitus.

isnt it how babies are made?! and if you dont want kids then there are pills that let you have raw sex and still dont get her pregnant.

Π7"- if you body count is over ten.

lol so men would be silly because they have experiences with women?! i think the silly ones would be those going into any union with women with absolutely NO KNOWLEDGE of them... that would be as crazy as driving a car on your own without any prior experiences (a sure way to crash!)
how can anyone know (and cherish) the right one, if they have never sampled the wrong ones?!

¢9¢`~ if you think physical abuse is justifiable.

if a person (aka a woman) is crazy enough to lay hands on a man then he MUST use what he has in his power to A) protect himself from imminent danger and B) making sure that this person doesnt try such foolish stunt ever again

*12* if you ever think giving a man your body will make him love you.

one thing IS certain, NOT giving a man your body is a sure way to fail when it comes to dedication/submission/care/affection/bonding/procreation etc ..... which are "some of" the important foundations for love.

¥13¥°• if you can't control your body.

this is where i know that such thread has been written by a woman, who is obviously clueless about men. whether your man loves you or not, he will still have a hard on if he sees a sexy nekkid woman (even if he is by your side), and this has nothing t do with control and all to d with being a MAN. we men have been trying to tame the tiger in our pants for generations and only a handful have succeeded. its your ACTIONS, when your body reacts uncontrollably, that are important here.

€15€√ if you 'kiss and tell'.

sadly, sometimes it needs to be done
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by Nobody: 3:29pm On Dec 13, 2015
Wow some profound reading here undecided
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by DharmyYinks: 3:43pm On Dec 13, 2015
Silly Op, Silly Thread!



End time silliness!
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by demzylahot(m): 6:02pm On Dec 13, 2015
wats pm sef
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by Bespiel: 6:09pm On Dec 13, 2015
Mizquote..... really? @ reproduction.
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by feran15(m): 6:25pm On Dec 13, 2015
i think thisthread is silly
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by Nobody: 6:34pm On Dec 13, 2015
Going through ops points I at one point felt she doesn't know the difference btwn reproduction and sex, that's right.
Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by mizquote(f): 7:15pm On Dec 13, 2015
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Re: You Are Silly If You Re Five Of These. by mizquote(f): 7:16pm On Dec 13, 2015
some ppl don't get it.. some perceived obscene words re censored here.

I meant s'ex or
coi.tus. it was censored to 'reproduction'.

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