I got this from facebook and decided to share.

THE FIRST TIME I USED A CONDOM..
.

I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3
condoms, looked at
them curiously for a while wondering how on
earth I could use them.
The Lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and
asked sincerely, ''Have you ever used a condom?
Do you know how to put it on?''
I blushed and said,"No!"
The lady took one condom and opened it
and wore it on her thumb as an example.
.
"This is how you wear it. You have to make sure its
tight!''
I was even more puzzled by this. I was just an
innnocent young man.
She noticed how shy and confused I was.
"You must be a virgin," she said teasingly.
"Have you ever had sex?".. She asked..
l said, ''No!"
.

Then she looked around the shop; there was no
one but just the
2 of us. She called me behind the counter, opened
the door leading to the back-rooms and invited me in. She
quickly locked the door, told me to hurry up... "We don't
have
time!" She said.
.

She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down,
opened her legs and layed her back on a table. Then she
told me to
wear the condom on just like she had told me.
I did, and she pulled me close, and oh yes there I Was right
deep inside
her wet sweet flesh.
.

But Oh My God no, in just 10 seconds inside it was just too
much and I came, tsaaa tsaaa tsaaa tsaaaa twii twii tsaaa
ziii.!!

The lady feels it too, she feels the hot cremora inside her,
and asks me,
''Did you put the condom on like I told you?"
"Yes I did. Just like you told me!" I replied. She
says, ''Lets see!"
.
(I showed her)
"Oh shit!" she screamed. "You are supposed to
wear it on your PENIS not on your THUMB, you dummy!!
.

**Unfortunatelyshe fainted)***

Hope I made ur evening.

Tweet me @mrpounds93

Lmao dumbasss mudafvker!

abeg chop knuckle.

U make me fall 4 dis banana tree

The girl chop finish wella then fainting drama folows. Abeggi

OP u no well

ponti93:
I got this from facebook and decided to share.

THE FIRST TIME I USED A CONDOM..
.

I entered a shop and bought a pack with 3
condoms, looked at
them curiously for a while wondering how on
earth I could use them.
The Lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and
asked sincerely, ''Have you ever used a condom?
Do you know how to put it on?''
I blushed and said,"No!"
The lady took one condom and opened it
and wore it on her thumb as an example.
.
"This is how you wear it. You have to make sure its
tight!''
I was even more puzzled by this. I was just an
innnocent young man.
She noticed how shy and confused I was.
"You must be a virgin," she said teasingly.
"Have you ever had sex?".. She asked..
l said, ''No!"
.

Then she looked around the shop; there was no
one but just the
2 of us. She called me behind the counter, opened
the door leading to the back-rooms and invited me in. She
quickly locked the door, told me to hurry up... "We don't
have
time!" She said.
.

She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down,
opened her legs and layed her back on a table. Then she
told me to
wear the condom on just like she had told me.
I did, and she pulled me close, and oh yes there I Was right
deep inside
her wet sweet flesh.
.

But Oh My God no, in just 10 seconds inside it was just too
much and I came, tsaaa tsaaa tsaaa tsaaaa twii twii tsaaa
ziii.!!

The lady feels it too, she feels the hot cremora inside her,
and asks me,
''Did you put the condom on like I told you?"
"Yes I did. Just like you told me!" I replied. She
says, ''Lets see!"
.
(I showed her)
"Oh shit!" she screamed. "You are supposed to
wear it on your PENIS not on your THUMB, you dummy!!
.

**Unfortunatelyshe fainted)***

Hope I made ur evening.

Tweet me @mrpounds93

the lady nah otondo she be

Op u wicked ooh

Should I laugh ?

lmao