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. by fajani(m): 9:52pm On Dec 19, 2015
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Re: . by DikSin(m): 9:53pm On Dec 19, 2015
fajani:
Due to excessive masturbation my joystick got
wounded..





Ladies what can I do?

Go and die grin
Re: . by SINNZ(m): 9:54pm On Dec 19, 2015
Put it in your mouth and suck it gringringrin
Re: . by fajani(m): 9:55pm On Dec 19, 2015
DikSin:


Go and die grin
Bleep shit
Re: . by dachaste(f): 9:56pm On Dec 19, 2015

Insert it in ur sh!t hole and everything will be fine.




Works like magic

Re: . by fajani(m): 9:56pm On Dec 19, 2015
I Dont want guys in this thread... Ladies alone. They have the best remedy grin

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Re: . by fajani(m): 9:57pm On Dec 19, 2015
dachaste:


Insert it in ur sh!t hole and everything will be fine.





Works like magic


it is hard. Borrow me urs
Re: . by marshalcarter: 9:57pm On Dec 19, 2015
2 boiz livin in ma area screamed dis evenin...while we rushed to he scene to knw wats wrong..we saw 2 of his chickens and 2 ropesgrin..1 dnt want to die by killin so he/she hung him/herself...the oda 1 dnt want suicide so the rope is still dere....OP can still do the way the 1st chicken did grin
Re: . by Nobody: 9:59pm On Dec 19, 2015
angry SMH
Re: . by fajani(m): 10:00pm On Dec 19, 2015
prettythicksme:
angry SMH
make d head no fall.. Na u cause am
Re: . by dachaste(f): 10:00pm On Dec 19, 2015
fajani:
it is hard. Borrow me urs



Cut it, insert it, remove it and stitch it back.

Shikena
Re: . by fajani(m): 10:04pm On Dec 19, 2015
dachaste:






Cut it, insert it, remove it and stitch it back.


Shikena
wickedness
Re: . by Nobody: 10:06pm On Dec 19, 2015
naughtynaughty, I know you have a sharp tongue grin
Re: . by Nobody: 10:09pm On Dec 19, 2015
fajani:
make d head no fall.. Na u cause am
What is my own? angry
Re: . by fajani(m): 10:13pm On Dec 19, 2015
prettythicksme:
What is my own? angry
you no gree date me
Re: . by Gofwane(m): 10:13pm On Dec 19, 2015
Use iron sponge with salt and aboniki.
Re: . by Nobody: 10:16pm On Dec 19, 2015
fajani:
you no gree date me
undecided date u?
Re: . by fajani(m): 10:19pm On Dec 19, 2015
prettythicksme:
undecided date u?
yes.. Dnt like that look in ur eye
Re: . by Nobody: 10:19pm On Dec 19, 2015
Spray pepper to dt place whr it hurt nd tie it wit rope. Oponu!
Re: . by fajani(m): 10:20pm On Dec 19, 2015
Gofwane:
Use iron sponge with salt and aboniki.
Gbese re in Lil kesh voice
Re: . by Fernandowski(m): 10:59pm On Dec 19, 2015
Cut it off den
Re: . by Nobody: 12:26am On Dec 20, 2015
fajani:
Due to excessive masturbation my joystick got wounded..





Ladies what can I do? I promise I won't do this again... Can't sleep for crying out loud
I'll suck it for u. But u stand the risk of losing your erec.tion forever
Re: . by Fireson: 1:41am On Dec 20, 2015
When the devil is dancing Shakitibobo on your head. sad
Re: . by fajani(m): 5:50am On Dec 20, 2015
foreveryours:
I'll suck it for u. But u stand the risk of losing your erec.tion forever
I Dont want.. That's my factory
Re: . by JustHere2Observ(f): 6:20am On Dec 20, 2015
Hmmm

Re: . by sayyid(m): 6:35am On Dec 20, 2015
Make a hole in ur bed it will help alot

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