Nubian113:
Hiiiiii so first question that 'f' on your moniker is real? You be girl and not some Yahoo dude trying to steal recharge cards from unsuspecting men?


After we clear that issue up we will gladly welcome you into our blossoms

CUM4WHAT:
:Di laff at op's free display of sthupidity

BbCutie:
Hello romancelander, am BbCutie, and am new here..can someone please show me around? What's the rules and regulation here.

Please no bashing am just trying to belong here.thanks.

BbCutie:
Am a female

SINNZ:
I can't sleep

Nubian113:

BbCutie:
Am a female

BbCutie:
Hello romancelander, am BbCutie, and am new here..can someone please show me around? What's the rules and regulation here.

Please no bashing am just trying to belong here.thanks.

Nubian113:
Hiiiiii so first question that 'f' on your moniker is real? You be girl and not some Yahoo dude trying to steal recharge cards from unsuspecting men?


After we clear that issue up we will gladly welcome you into our blossoms

BbCutie:
Hello romancelander, am BbCutie, and am new here..can someone please show me around? What's the rules and regulation here.

Please no bashing am just trying to belong here.thanks.

Welcome BACK, what was your old moniker?

BbCutie:
Hello romancelander, am BbCutie, and am new here..can someone please show me around? What's the rules and regulation here.

Please no bashing am just trying to belong here.thanks.

BbCutie:
Hello romancelander, am BbCutie, and am new here..can someone please show me around? What's the rules and regulation here.

Please no bashing am just trying to belong here.thanks.

pinkycute:
Like seriously

chachanga:
Welcome Aboard.

It's not always a "beach-party-in-Miami" out here. I hope ur not coming in with your sunscreen alone.

Ur gonna need.....lemme see....


1. Helmets
{Lots and lottsa helmets. Army Commando Military type. Not those flimsy Okada Rider head-warmers, ok? Ya gotta get them durable. Your very life may depend on it one day. Especially as you sometimes get to live in these things for days at a time. AND WHY DO YOU NEED'EM

Because it's also a RANTS, RAVES, ABUSES, JABS universe out here . And trust me, they do abound here atimes and some radioactive Ebola-type CURSES, that you don't wanna be breathing the same air with often roam our vast corridors. They're often donated freely and cast forth by irate feuding forum members and you, lovely sleek you , don't wanna be a victim of all that, OK? So, that's one for the road!}


2. Kevlar Lined Bulletproof vests
[Sometimes it gets so hot in here, you feel you know where the ISIL goons learnt their trade. And why? Bullets sister, bullets! And, I mean Live Rounds, not blanks !!

Folks regularly catch their death here from all the grammatical "bullets" flying up and down around .
TECNO's done made it so that every roadside Vulcaniser can come out here fronting. There're leg breaking grammatical portholes all over the place.

We gotta be thankful this place aint like Skype. Arghh, you'd have had folks keeling over from instantaneous cardiacs' because of the phonetics of things too. So, bring your vests, please .]


3. SPAM GUARD / BULLSHIT FILTERS
Yeah babe, you're gonna need that for when the PM's start flying in.
Perennially h0rnyy dudes will wanna die @ur doorstep like moths at a flame. We got X-starved Death-row-type motha4ker dudes out here who would still try you if you'd come in here announcing yourself as the "late wifey of the late Idiamin Idiamin of Uganda". [Phew, that's bad taste mother of a joke right there, don't mind me, my bad !]


4. GOOD HUMOR
Yeah, you should by now have guessed that one of the things that make NL & Romanceland such a great place that most guys have permanently bookmarked on all their devices is, THE Humour!

You gotta be able to take a joke, a compliment etc without it going up your air ways.

Frankly, apart from the trigger-happy mods and a couple of the B!tchyy ones (and, everyone's allowed a downtime, right?); this place is way cool for getting some real good folks on your side on and off the Net. A lotta good bros and Sis.

I wouldn't wanna mention names but you got real Angels floating around in here, doing good all the time, kudos to y'all!


5. Non-Judgmental Good Ol' fashioned Broad-Mindedness
This one is more for your own sanity than anyone else's because trust me honey, you're gonna see'em all out here.
The rabid ones, the sh!t heads, the crack heads, the argumentative fools, the storytellers that can't fool sh!t etc etc.

Some comments make you wanna puke out your breakfast and some simply make you run to the toilets to shyyt your intestines out. (The Lawd help you if you're on a bus on 3rd Mainland then!)


AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES THIS PLACE ALL THE MORE FUN...
the plethora, the sheer diversity of minds, it's all yours baby.

The self-appointed Avatars will magically appear to you shortly in your Inbox to guide the rest of your path here. {that's beyond my pay-grade besides my MB's reserved for other constructive types of bullshyyt }

Once again, Welcome Aboard, Our sister's sister!

BbCutie:
Hello romancelander, am BbCutie, and am new here..can someone please show me around? What's the rules and regulation here.

Please no bashing am just trying to belong here.thanks.