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Drunk Reporting Car Thieves by DONFASZY(m): 5:18pm On Jun 10, 2009
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."
Re: Drunk Reporting Car Thieves by Abbygyal(f): 6:02pm On Jun 10, 2009
lmao embarassed embarassed
Re: Drunk Reporting Car Thieves by NekyLove(f): 11:01am On Jan 21, 2013
grin grin grin
Re: Drunk Reporting Car Thieves by israel007: 3:00pm On Jan 21, 2013
Lmao
Re: Drunk Reporting Car Thieves by Edunwa302(m): 10:21pm On Jan 21, 2013
Hahaha acohol is bad man
Re: Drunk Reporting Car Thieves by Lagusta(m): 10:59pm On Jan 21, 2013
Joke of the year!!!!
Re: Drunk Reporting Car Thieves by larride(m): 2:45am On Jan 22, 2013
Lol

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