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Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by Nobody: 2:50pm On Dec 26, 2015
undecided
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by tosyne2much(m): 2:50pm On Dec 26, 2015
Time table ke ? cheesy
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by IBBG(m): 2:50pm On Dec 26, 2015
now this is becoming boring. na by force if I no dey in d mood.
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by Emac34: 2:50pm On Dec 26, 2015
Honestly i dnt think yua xpectin us(me)to read this
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by Nobody: 2:54pm On Dec 26, 2015
Its very nice to have a sex time table, i do have a sex time table, for example No sex on monday, tuesday from 9:30 - 10:30 pm we do have sex, No sex on Wednesday and thursday, friday nite till day brake active sex period including saturday and sunday morning all thru
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by CzarChris(m): 2:54pm On Dec 26, 2015
This nonsense timetable ish was what destroyed my last relationship.

When a man has to do, he really has to do.
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by foladaraawe(f): 2:58pm On Dec 26, 2015
I didn't read all that but did I just hear sex time table?
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by Nobody: 3:03pm On Dec 26, 2015
Time table for sex shocked
Lol where the fun, excitment in that ... It should be spontaneous .. Or relationship would go dry anyway ..

Example on time mr b is meant to have sex with wife on thursday ..
Thursday she falls ill
No sex till next week Thursday , mr b no fit wait

Mr b goes and cheats simple smiley + unhappy home
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by shegxi(m): 3:04pm On Dec 26, 2015
grin grin grin
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by lahit14(m): 3:09pm On Dec 26, 2015
Sex Time Table is not so bad but for me thr'll be a clause sowhr for some spontaneous sexual rumble, makes for a hell of a demonstration.
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by pweetychyka(f): 3:11pm On Dec 26, 2015
VampireeM:
Timetable for Sex?? Never... For me, Sex should be SPONTANEOUS not planned... its more fun that way

Well said kiss kiss
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by Rexnegro(m): 3:13pm On Dec 26, 2015
I concur that for couples who perhaps don't have much time due to their work scheduled should have a timetable for love making...but for those who are on daily basis free they can Bleep anywhere, anytime and anyday. sex/love making is good...Bleep responsibly sha
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by AceJam: 3:14pm On Dec 26, 2015
Ah, having time table ke? So Konji can be reprogrammed by humans?. Na wa o. shocked shocked
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by prinzfavian(m): 3:15pm On Dec 26, 2015
To be sincere, I dont understand.
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by Nickymezor(f): 3:22pm On Dec 26, 2015
Hmmmm, o yeah shocked
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by FemiFaniKayode: 3:27pm On Dec 26, 2015
frodow:
Its very nice to have a sex time table, i do have a sex time table, for example No sex on monday, tuesday from 9:30 - 10:30 pm we do have sex, No sex on Wednesday and thursday, friday nite till day brake active sex period including saturday and sunday morning all thru


nice routine compared to those whey just dey do spontaneity.

sperm whey suppose thick because of planning go watery like liquid hollandia milk grin
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by GeniusDavid(m): 3:29pm On Dec 26, 2015
It would make sex uninteresting. ..trust me.
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by FemiFaniKayode: 3:30pm On Dec 26, 2015
StrawberryCream:
Time table for sex shocked
Lol where the fun, excitment in that ... It should be spontaneous .. Or relationship would go dry anyway ..

Example on time mr b is meant to have sex with wife on thursday ..
Thursday she falls ill
No sex till next week Thursday , mr b no fit wait

Mr b goes and cheats simple smiley + unhappy home

if that Mr B is an. ideal man e go hold body sex no be food whey be say if you no chop u go die

Those periods give you an opportunity to be disciplined, engaged in other positive things and have self control
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by BABANGBALI: 3:34pm On Dec 26, 2015
VampireeM:
Timetable for Sex?? Never... For me, Sex should be SPONTANEOUS not planned... its more fun that way
like say you sabi do am,na people like you dey lie down for bed like log of wood leaving the man to do all the work
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by Jabioro: 3:48pm On Dec 26, 2015
OP , can we have the chart time table of yours as a study case? And moreover the one work and improve upon.
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by DedeNkem: 4:28pm On Dec 26, 2015
Having a sex timetable is a radical step for a very busy couple to keep the sex side of the marriage alive. It's not the best for a marriage but it's better than nothing. If it works for his marriage then good for them. Personally, sex shouldn't be a routine.

The best sex is the spontaneous one. The one that sexual urge initiates naturally. And the urge can be ignited by any of these;
- admiring your spouse's n*udity with so much appreciation.
- reminding your spouse how much you love him/her every day.
- having a romantic dinner.
- set up the bedroom with a bottle of champagne, candles, rose leaves on the bed and Barry White music in the background.
- take her/him to a hotel room that has a nice hot-tub (if you have none in your home) and make sure you set it up with a bottle of champagne or wine or whatever drink you guys like, candles and rose leaves everywhere and nice soothing blues music in the background. Boy! The sexual urge will skyrocket in this particular romantic setting.
- treat your spouse very nicely throughout the day and tell her/him " I love you" many times.
- dress sexually at home when your spouse is around.
- get your spouse a nice gift and attach a love letter to it.
- softly grab your spouse from the back unexpectedly, kiss the cheek and whisper in the ear "I love you so much". Do it few times throughout the day in different ways.
- play with your spouse, like playfully throwing a pillar at him/her or love wrestling. Such activities do end up sexually.
- watching romantic movies together.
- if you want to grab the bull by the horn and speed up the whole sh*it, watch s*ex tape (blue film) together.
- if you have no time and want to go commando, grab your spouse's sex organ and play with it.

I wish you great sex in your marriage!
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by nikki44: 4:30pm On Dec 26, 2015
So if couples are in the mood to do somthing dey Shud first consult tym table. Smh.
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by SleekyPosh(m): 4:31pm On Dec 26, 2015
VampireeM:
Timetable for Sex?? Never... For me, Sex should be SPONTANEOUS not planned... its more fun that way


U garrit Bae. cool
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by akigbemaru: 4:39pm On Dec 26, 2015
Time table for sex in relationship.
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by SleekyPosh(m): 4:41pm On Dec 26, 2015
Worksunlimited:
I love my sex spontaneous..bae fit dey cook for kitchen i see her backyrd over my game console..i enter her kingdom.. She dey clean dinner table..i sight am from far i enter her territory.. I come bak from work she hug me.. guess wat?


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Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by sisisioge: 5:03pm On Dec 26, 2015
No! I'm too much of a tyrant to conform with that kind of table...
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by sisisioge: 5:33pm On Dec 26, 2015
DedeNkem:
Having a sex timetable is a radical step for a very busy couple to keep the sex side of the marriage alive. It's not the best for a marriage but it's better than nothing. If it works for his marriage then good for them. Personally, sex shouldn't be a routine.

The best sex is the spontaneous one. The one that sexual urge initiates naturally. And the urge can be ignited by any of these;
- admiring your spouse's n*udity with so much appreciation.
- reminding your spouse how much you love him/her every day.
- having a romantic dinner.
- set up the bedroom with a bottle of champagne, candles, rose leaves on the bed and Barry White music in the background.
- take her/him to a hotel room that has a nice hot-tub (if you have none in your home) and make sure you set it up with a bottle of champagne or wine or whatever drink you guys like, candles and rose leaves everywhere and nice soothing blues music in the background. Boy! The sexual urge will skyrocket in this particular romantic setting.
- treat your spouse very nicely throughout the day and tell her/him " I love you" many times.
- dress sexually at home when your spouse is around.
- get your spouse a nice gift and attach a love letter to it.
- softly grab your spouse from the back unexpectedly, kiss the cheek and whisper in the ear "I love you so much". Do it few times throughout the day in different ways.
- play with your spouse, like playfully throwing a pillar at him/her or love wrestling. Such activities do end up sexually.
- watching romantic movies together.
- if you want to grab the bull by the horn and speed up the whole, watch s*ex tape (blue film) together.
- if you have no and want to go commando, grab your spouse's sex organ and play with it.

I wish you great sex in your marriage!


Plenty gbosas for u!
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by NgwaManNaija4LF(m): 5:46pm On Dec 26, 2015
VampireeM:
Timetable for Sex?? Never... For me, Sex should be SPONTANEOUS not planned... its more fun that way

But with this moniker thou,one must be scared to insert that thing inside you.
Re: Having A Timetable For Sex Can Boost Your Relationship by tomfikky(m): 5:53pm On Dec 26, 2015
Just passing by

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