President George W. Bush is hit
by a strong case of constipation.
He sends his Spanish secretary,
who knows little English, to the
local hospital. She tells the
doctor, "Big President Bush, no
shit."
The doctor understands and gives
him some medicine to take with
him.
The next day, the secretary
comes back again and says, "Big
President, no shit."
The doctor gives him even
stronger medicine. A few days
later, the secretary comes yet
again and says, "Big President,
big no shit."
The doctor gives him the
strongest medicine he has.
The next day, the secretary
comes back to the doctor and
says, "Ba-Boom! Big shit, no
President."