So my mum finally joined Facebook last
week and this
evening she started complaining to me.
She said, “Kai this Facebook registration dey
chop money o.”
“Mummy I no understand… how?” I asked.
She sighed and said: “Since wey I tell Aisha
your sister to
register me for Facebook, na so-so
money I dey spend.”
I was confused, I didn’t understand what my
mum was talking
about. But after a while I got a clue and then
asked: “Oh ok,
Mummy na MB dey chop your money?”
She raised eye brows and said: “Ah, which one
be MB nah? I
hope say I no go pay for that one o, because I
don pay 8k for
chatting permit, 10k for friend request fee, 3k
for posting fee, 6k
for profile picture permit and this evening
again, your sister don
talk say Facebook say make
I bring 5k for international Facebook passport.
Abdul, I don
tire! Na so una dey spend money for this
thing?”
Me i come say she go need
Facebook Verification Number (FVN) and that
one is 20k.
Merry Christmas

Ur sis is very mean.