NEW YEAR GREETINGS FROM PATRICK
OBAHIAGBON.(MUST SEE)
Let me state without further ado, that, I am vigorously
basking in the euphoria that is encapsulated in this
yuletide, I vehemently and vividly aspire that you
profusely cachinnate during and after this season such
that every element of quagmire, conundrum, obloquy,
opprobrium, vituperation, tirade and calumny are overtly
exterminated, extirpated and transmogrified into a
Xanadu.
Without sudating nor sudoring, let me say prestissimo
that this season may forcibly deliver it's gargantuan
blessings to you as it is evinced to my cerebrum.
Furthermore, I pray for a cornucopia of God's blessings
upon you and your household especially during this
period of upheavals currently affecting our economy.
Henceforth people will not make a parody of you but
shall be flabberwhelmed at the incessant splendor of
your life.
In my subtle manner, I wish you a grace-filed new year
(2016) Dominus-vobiscum ...."

cc: Lalasticlala
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have a good coming year