toyeanlawlah:



lolzzzzz.... ur mum z planning ya future 4 u ni.......
but criozly our mothers could b funny @tymz. Haba....lyk u cnt talk 2 a lady or w@?!? na wa o

callherspices:

Hahahahahahahaha ur mum is one funny woman

preciousman:
bros naso some mothers be ooh mine is even doing the same self...is kinda funny

the thing was so funny o.
its not her fault anyway, it coz I've not introduced anyone to her yet.
Na my babe wey never gree for me!

Rapmoney:
Being a bachelor in our society can sometimes come with certain pains and deprivations! . Well, it is all good sha! Some things are better to be experienced than for you to be told If you still think only ladies share from it, you are on a long thing!

1) When you go to the market to buy foodstuffs, the traders notice you easily as a bachelor and some would want to use that as an opportunity to make abnormal profits off you, especially, when you don't have a regular customer you buy from! If na for me, market fall press them because I sabi price well well o! I fit price your 500Naira fish for 150Naira!!! . Na joke I dey o!

2) You close from work after a hard day's job, feeling tired and weak but you still have to prepare what to eat...unless you want to settle for junk foods such as Akara and bread or bread and fanta (Truckman's sandwich)

3) You open your facebook page and it seems everyone you knew out there back in school is getting married! You just feel like uploading your marriage pics too!

4) You are having a swell time in the office and a naughty colleague of yours throws in a joke of you being a 'Manchelor' without realizing the mental effect of it. What do you do? You laugh it off...apply humour!

5) Family people are sharing things and they give you a small portion...before you make an attempt to complain, someone stands up to remind you that you are not married yet, that those that got bigger portions are family men.

6) You hardly tell your landlord that you don't have money for utility bills yet; he is bound to ask you: 'You dor marry?' 'Do you have kids you feed?' 'Wetin you dey use money dey do?' See me see problem o! So I don't have personal expenses because I am not married?

7) They inaugurate a committee in your company and they give the key roles to the married folks who are less competent than you! Why? The management think they are more responsible Error!!!

8. When you are very free and open, neighbours, especially, the female ones, take advantage. They enter your crib at random, open your freezer and help themselves with beverages and foods! Who go challenge dem?

9) Sometimes when you do business with married folks, they want to take advantage of it as they feel they need more money than you since they have mouths to feed. Ogbeni, stop it! Na me give your wife belle to born children?

10) Friends keep pointing out girls they know that can make good wives. When some see you chilling with a babe, they secretly tell you, 'Dis one fit you o! Marry am na'!!! Without even knowing who she is. So e mean say me no get eyes and mind of my own again?

2016...Lips sealed!!!

Trash! Stereotypical. This is 21 century. Low self esteem would make a single guy feel what you wrote ^. Who cares? Marriage is a scam

toyeanlawlah:



hmmmmnnnn. New yr lie..... diariz God o

LOL! You have no idea the series of jamb questions that usually follows a negative response.

1.Why
2.Don't tell me...
3.But you must have been in a commited...
4.But why did...
.....
.....
.....

Rapmoney:
Being a bachelor in our society can sometimes come with certain pains and deprivations! . Well, it is all good sha! Some things are better to be experienced than for you to be told If you still think only ladies share from it, you are on a long thing!

1) When you go to the market to buy foodstuffs, the traders notice you easily as a bachelor and some would want to use that as an opportunity to make abnormal profits off you, especially, when you don't have a regular customer you buy from! If na for me, market fall press them because I sabi price well well o! I fit price your 500Naira fish for 150Naira!!! . Na joke I dey o!

2) You close from work after a hard day's job, feeling tired and weak but you still have to prepare what to eat...unless you want to settle for junk foods such as Akara and bread or bread and fanta (Truckman's sandwich)

3) You open your facebook page and it seems everyone you knew out there back in school is getting married! You just feel like uploading your marriage pics too!

4) You are having a swell time in the office and a naughty colleague of yours throws in a joke of you being a 'Manchelor' without realizing the mental effect of it. What do you do? You laugh it off...apply humour!

5) Family people are sharing things and they give you a small portion...before you make an attempt to complain, someone stands up to remind you that you are not married yet, that those that got bigger portions are family men.

6) You hardly tell your landlord that you don't have money for utility bills yet; he is bound to ask you: 'You dor marry?' 'Do you have kids you feed?' 'Wetin you dey use money dey do?' See me see problem o! So I don't have personal expenses because I am not married?

7) They inaugurate a committee in your company and they give the key roles to the married folks who are less competent than you! Why? The management think they are more responsible Error!!!

8. When you are very free and open, neighbours, especially, the female ones, take advantage. They enter your crib at random, open your freezer and help themselves with beverages and foods! Who go challenge dem?

9) Sometimes when you do business with married folks, they want to take advantage of it as they feel they need more money than you since they have mouths to feed. Ogbeni, stop it! Na me give your wife belle to born children?

10) Friends keep pointing out girls they know that can make good wives. When some see you chilling with a babe, they secretly tell you, 'Dis one fit you o! Marry am na'!!! Without even knowing who she is. So e mean say me no get eyes and mind of my own again?

2016...Lips sealed!!!

Guy ehh, d tin d vex die. Imagine my kindred..... yes my whole kindred call me for family meeting 3 days ago, on dz marriage matter.

Shuuuu, to be only son na curse? Wetin sef?

zeb04:
I am a bachelor then because I eat junks every night. bread akara,suya just anything that won't make me go to the kitchen.

This is so me.. lol

No. 2 should take the day It is an unwanted stress

CzarChris:
Guy ehh, d tin d vex die. Imagine my kindred..... yes my whole kindred call me for family meeting 3 days ago, on dz marriage matter.

Shuuuu, to be only son na curse? Wetin sef?

exactly what I'm going through now... had to invite a girl to visit me to show some seriousness on my part.

holahmihdeh:
But some men (guys) here said with money women go come cheap cheap, y d complain now?

Women dey come cheap but just not the right kind.

Numbers 2,3 and 8 , so on point , most especially number 8

When your mom calls you on new year's day only to ask if you've made any friend in the state you recently relocated to and you mention the pleasant colleagues at your new office but she says that's not the kind of friend she was talking about you know the sh!t's getting real.

@op, number 8 does come with benefits though

Noted. All ur points are from your experience.
Being single can be really frustrating u know but getting engaged to d wrong person isnt more frustrating but hellish.
Dis life sef....

Rapmoney:
Being a bachelor in our society can sometimes come with certain pains and deprivations! . Well, it is all good sha! Some things are better to be experienced than for you to be told If you still think only ladies share from it, you are on a long thing!

1) When you go to the market to buy foodstuffs, the traders notice you easily as a bachelor and some would want to use that as an opportunity to make abnormal profits off you, especially, when you don't have a regular customer you buy from! If na for me, market fall press them because I sabi price well well o! I fit price your 500Naira fish for 150Naira!!! . Na joke I dey o!

2) You close from work after a hard day's job, feeling tired and weak but you still have to prepare what to eat...unless you want to settle for junk foods such as Akara and bread or bread and fanta (Truckman's sandwich)

3) You open your facebook page and it seems everyone you knew out there back in school is getting married! You just feel like uploading your marriage pics too!

4) You are having a swell time in the office and a naughty colleague of yours throws in a joke of you being a 'Manchelor' without realizing the mental effect of it. What do you do? You laugh it off...apply humour!

5) Family people are sharing things and they give you a small portion...before you make an attempt to complain, someone stands up to remind you that you are not married yet, that those that got bigger portions are family men.

6) You hardly tell your landlord that you don't have money for utility bills yet; he is bound to ask you: 'You dor marry?' 'Do you have kids you feed?' 'Wetin you dey use money dey do?' See me see problem o! So I don't have personal expenses because I am not married?

7) They inaugurate a committee in your company and they give the key roles to the married folks who are less competent than you! Why? The management think they are more responsible Error!!!

8. When you are very free and open, neighbours, especially, the female ones, take advantage. They enter your crib at random, open your freezer and help themselves with beverages and foods! Who go challenge dem?

9) Sometimes when you do business with married folks, they want to take advantage of it as they feel they need more money than you since they have mouths to feed. Ogbeni, stop it! Na me give your wife belle to born children?

10) Friends keep pointing out girls they know that can make good wives. When some see you chilling with a babe, they secretly tell you, 'Dis one fit you o! Marry am na'!!! Without even knowing who she is. So e mean say me no get eyes and mind of my own again?

2016...Lips sealed!!!

Op, it is only a pain to those who still look up to the world to tell them what to do and what not to do.

It's none of my biz, anyway.

Lord, i dey ur hand..

Nice thread, bro.

No.1 so true!

I'm leaving this club this year!

Koolking:


Trash! Stereotypical. This is 21 century. Low self esteem would make a single guy feel what you wrote ^. Who cares? Marriage is a scam

Look for threads that suit your mates and comment! You must not comment on every thread!!!

emusmith:
Nice thread, bro.

No.1 so true!

I'm leaving this club this year!

I salute you, bro!

Rapmoney:
Look for threads that suit your mates and comment! You must not comment on every thread!!!

Roger that!!

bb6xt:

Women dey come cheap but just not the right kind.

Certainly, no right woman will come cheap

Brother, I just dey read am o. Nice one lol

Rapmoney:
ALKARULEZ, goodboiy, ichommy, where you all at?

anochuko01:




the thing was so funny o.
its not her fault anyway, it coz I've not introduced anyone to her yet.
Na my babe wey never gree for me!

lolzzzz. den make ya babe gree nah. so there won't b more embarrassing moments coz 2 me, its alwaz embarrassing & annoying...... my mum z also an example. coz she hz neva heard me introduce any guy as my bf, 1 day she wz lyk, " z it d@ no 1 z askn u out or dey dnt find u attractive? its a curse o....tell me so we will go 2 church & gt u delivad...." I wz lyk W@

ronald4lif:
Number 10 is the most common. Once you're an eligible bachelor any girl people see you with will be regarded as your to-be wife. Friends and family will start making intimation and side remarks of when it's the wedding, abeg invite me o lol. Make God no gree your mama see you with woman, na there wedding plans fit start.

Lmao... And when ur sis mistakenly likes any of ur gfs.. Well,set-up begins!

ronald4lif:
Number 10 is the most common. Once you're an eligible bachelor any girl people see you with will be regarded as your to-be wife. Friends and family will start making intimation and side remarks of when it's the wedding, abeg invite me o lol. Make God no gree your mama see you with woman, na there wedding plans fit start.

Lmao... And when ur sis mistakenly likes any of ur gfs.. Well,set-up begins!

Lol.. These ones are the things that can be laughed over. Women suffer worse! Even from the "manchelors"

Toks2008:


LOL! You have no idea the series of jamb questions that usually follows a negative response.

1.Why
2.Don't tell me...
3.But you must have been in a commited...
4.But why did...
.....
.....
.....

lolzzzzz... so dz z w@ guys wu marry l8 pass 2ru..? neva knew @ all....I've alwaz envied dudes coz I bliv dey can marry anytym witout bin dzturbd or questioned by any1......
wen it kums 2 marriage, @tymz I alwaz wshd dz wz a white country...... just sayn

Nubian113:


I'm not Nigerian

who cares

toyeanlawlah:


lolzzzz. den make ya babe gree nah. so there won't b more embarrassing moments coz 2 me, its alwaz embarrassing & annoying...... my mum z also an example. coz she hz neva heard me introduce any guy as my bf, 1 day she wz lyk, " z it d@ no 1 z askn u out or dey dnt find u attractive? its a curse o....tell me so we will go 2 church & gt u delivad...." I wz lyk W@

hahaha.....deliverance?! that's serious o!

as for my babe, i don't wanna rush her, coz I already told her that I don't just wanna date, but I wanna marry her. I guess she's taking her time....

you too do quick o......mummy wants a grandchild, I guess

anochuko01:


hahaha.....deliverance?! that's serious o!

as for my babe, i don't wanna rush her, coz I already told her that I don't just wanna date, but I wanna marry her. I guess she's taking her time....

you too do quick o......mummy wants a grandchild, I guess

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its alwaz good 2 take 1s tym wen it cums 2 marriage o.... take all d tym u nid.
dnt mind ma mum o... my sis av gvn her sum. d@ should do 4 nw...

toyeanlawlah:
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its alwaz good 2 take 1s tym wen it cums 2 marriage o.... take all d tym u nid.
dnt mind ma mum o... my sis av gvn her sum. d@ should do 4 nw...

thanks jaree

This is a serious topic and something that have been bothering me any available babe here Show your face and let reason together we need to help each other

[quote author=Rapmoney post=41662983]

Being a bachelor in our society can sometimes come with certain pains and deprivations! . Well, it is all good sha! Some things are better to be experienced than for you to be told If you still think only ladies share from it, you are on a long thing!

Depends on your thresh hold, bachelor is fun any day anytime!!

1) When you go to the market to buy foodstuffs, the traders notice you easily as a bachelor and some would want to use that as an opportunity to make abnormal profits off you, especially, when you don't have a regular customer you buy from! If na for me, market fall press them because I sabi price well well o! I fit price your 500Naira fish for 150Naira!!! . Na joke I dey o!

It is cheaper to eat out as a bachelor than the whole domestic thing, you will be shocked when you put pen to paper

2) You close from work after a hard day's job, feeling tired and weak but you still have to prepare what to eat...unless you want to settle for junk foods such as Akara and bread or bread and fanta (Truckman's sandwich)

Seems like your idea of marriage is employing a house girl, bachelors who cook are practically jobless.

3) You open your facebook page and it seems everyone you knew out there back in school is getting married! You just feel like uploading your marriage pics too!

Not everyone is on facebook, you can leave if it doesn't suit your purpose.

4) You are having a swell time in the office and a naughty colleague of yours throws in a joke of you being a 'Manchelor' without realizing the mental effect of it. What do you do? You laugh it off...apply humour!

How is that supposed to have an effect on a normal person? isn't that what you are?

5) Family people are sharing things and they give you a small portion...before you make an attempt to complain, someone stands up to remind you that you are not married yet, that those that got bigger portions are family men.

You expect a trailer and bus to carry the same load?

6) You hardly tell your landlord that you don't have money for utility bills yet; he is bound to ask you: 'You dor marry?' 'Do you have kids you feed?' 'Wetin you dey use money dey do?' See me see problem o! So I don't have personal expenses because I am not married?

You brought this upon yourself, you had time to be gossiping with the so called landlord reason he had the temerity to throw banters.
"Hello - hi" is the best form of relationship bachelor or not

7) They inaugurate a committee in your company and they give the key roles to the married folks who are less competent than you! Why? The management think they are more responsible Error!!!

Is it a burial organizing company you work for?

8. When you are very free and open, neighbours, especially, the female ones, take advantage. They enter your crib at random, open your freezer and help themselves with beverages and foods! Who go challenge dem?

You are definitely a jobless person.

9) Sometimes when you do business with married folks, they want to take advantage of it as they feel they need more money than you since they have mouths to feed. Ogbeni, stop it! Na me give your wife belle to born children?

what kinda business are the proceeds not shared in equity?

10) Friends keep pointing out girls they know that can make good wives. When some see you chilling with a babe, they secretly tell you, 'Dis one fit you o! Marry am na'!!! Without even knowing who she is. So e mean say me no get eyes and mind of my own again?

You continue chopping till they get tired of recommending them

Marriage matter....chai!!!!

[quote author=jpphilips post=41681098][/quote]I have already made my points for the concerned ones! If the post doesn't suit you, you could have moved to the next thread! Nobody forced u to buy my opinion!!!