I, Mayor of Lagos, henceforth and in accordance with my resolution for year 2016, under the provisions of liberty and freedom granted to my person by the Federal Government of Nigeria, herewith wishes to notify the public to the following:

I am now to be known as
Chief Cletus Chukwumerije Chidozie,
Chief CCC for short!

This notice expires 31/12/16.

Im particularly issuing a 24hrs notice to all ewedu eaters and cow herders that failure to heed this notice will have devastating consequences as myself and my brothers will not waste time to actualize Biafra.