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| Very Intelligent Saying.. by Nature8(m): 10:19am On Jan 08, 2016 |
1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.. 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY.. 3. Three FASTEST means of Communication: 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman 4. Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.. 4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.. 5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.. Moral : BE SPECIFIC 6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time? It's when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.. 7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life! NATURE 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: Very Intelligent Saying.. by Nobody: 10:21am On Jan 08, 2016 |
Word... 1 Like |
| Re: Very Intelligent Saying.. by falconey(m): 10:22am On Jan 08, 2016 |
 7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life! NATURE |
| Re: Very Intelligent Saying.. by Nobody: 10:24am On Jan 08, 2016 |
Touching  |
| Re: Very Intelligent Saying.. by Nobody: 10:24am On Jan 08, 2016 |
Hahaha. number 6 is Epic |
| Re: Very Intelligent Saying.. by Nobody: 10:26am On Jan 08, 2016 |
number 1 is not to correct. When she talks just stare at her lips for sometime then tell her she looks beautiful whenever she talks too much. She will be quiet |
| Re: Very Intelligent Saying.. by Lordprez: 10:35am On Jan 08, 2016 |
hilarious sh!t nice way to start my morning No. 3 & 6 is juz EPIC! |
| Re: Very Intelligent Saying.. by LouisBERG: 10:35am On Jan 08, 2016 |
| Re: Very Intelligent Saying.. by obiorathesubtle: 11:41am On Jan 08, 2016 |
| intelligent indeed! |
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