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My Experience With A Ritual Beggar by Lordspicy(m): 4:49pm On Jan 08, 2016
Last week my wife nd I wia in a bus.there came a begger hu we gave money to whole- heartedly.
Immediately he recievd d money.my penis disappeared.
I started shouting in d bus " my penis o! My penis o!"
D driver stopd d bus as I narrated wat hapend btwn d begger nd I.everybody jumpd down and ran afta d man whom dey beat mercilessly until he confessed.
He den opened a bag wia he had put oda pples penis dat he had got.he den poured out evrytin from d bag.behold! I saw my penis nd shouted " my penis! Dats my penis!"
Jux as I was abt to pik it among d oda penis....my wife shouted " my Frnd leave dat your own and pik a bigger one!" ;DLast week my wife nd I wia in a bus.there came a begger hu we gave money to whole- heartedly.
Immediately he recievd d money.my penis disappeared.
I started shouting in d bus " my penis o! My penis o!"
D driver stopd d bus as I narrated wat hapend btwn d begger nd I.everybody jumpd down and ran afta d man whom dey beat mercilessly until he confessed.
He den opened a bag wia he had put oda pples penis dat he had got.he den poured out evrytin from d bag.behold! I saw my penis nd shouted " my penis! Dats my penis!"
Jux as I was abt to pik it among d oda penis....my wife shouted " my Frnd leave dat your own and pik a bigger one!"

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Re: My Experience With A Ritual Beggar by Kenshinmunac(m): 5:12pm On Jan 08, 2016
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Re: My Experience With A Ritual Beggar by sinaj(f): 5:18pm On Jan 08, 2016
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Re: My Experience With A Ritual Beggar by pretydiva(f): 5:38pm On Jan 08, 2016
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Re: My Experience With A Ritual Beggar by Lordspicy(m): 9:08pm On Jan 08, 2016
pretydiva:
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Re: My Experience With A Ritual Beggar by Lordspicy(m): 9:09pm On Jan 08, 2016
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