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Men Never Listen... Funny. by cosby02(m): 10:19pm On Jan 09, 2016
In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several
attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.
Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his
underside.When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover." The nurse replied him, Your penis is under your pillow."
"MEN NEVER LISTEN"

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Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by iceberylin(m): 10:22pm On Jan 09, 2016
Chicago peeps grin
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jan 09, 2016
cheesy
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by humanbeing6th(f): 10:22pm On Jan 09, 2016
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Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 10:33pm On Jan 09, 2016
gringrinThey never do!


Stubborn fellaz!
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by cosby02(m): 10:36pm On Jan 09, 2016
Estharfabian:
gringrinThey never do!


Stubborn fellaz!
Men are stubborn fellaz while women are selfish fellaz grin

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Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by IamLEGEND1: 10:36pm On Jan 09, 2016
this thing af teyed
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 10:39pm On Jan 09, 2016
cosby02:

Men are stubborn fellaz while women are selfish fellaz grin
A 450-Word Essay to justify your claims please?cheesy


Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jan 09, 2016
hehehehe grin grin

the man sounds like a Yoruba man to me grin




no offence tongue
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 10:40pm On Jan 09, 2016
grin cheesy
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by hatux: 10:45pm On Jan 09, 2016
gringrin

The (f)poster above me is very silly and dumb!undecided

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Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by bustykasa(f): 10:51pm On Jan 09, 2016
Funny
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by utenwuson: 11:00pm On Jan 09, 2016
now this is funny! kikikikikikikikikikikikiki!
Doing wah under d pillow?
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by yanabasee(m): 11:18pm On Jan 09, 2016
Buahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha.... Finally, this made my day....
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by cosby02(m): 11:19pm On Jan 09, 2016
Estharfabian:
A 450-Word Essay to justify your claims please?cheesy


Read the joke again... it should be enough.
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 11:20pm On Jan 09, 2016
cosby02:

Read the joke again... it should be enough.
?
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Emac34: 11:21pm On Jan 09, 2016
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by cosby02(m): 11:23pm On Jan 09, 2016
utenwuson:
now this is funny! kikikikikikikikikikikikiki!
Doing wah under d pillow?
Laying there lifeless grin
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 11:29pm On Jan 09, 2016
Emac34:
grin
What?
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by cosby02(m): 11:29pm On Jan 09, 2016
Estharfabian:
?
Keep readng in between lines untill you get the point grin
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Emac34: 11:37pm On Jan 09, 2016
QueenValerie:
What?
Just observing tongue
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 11:39pm On Jan 09, 2016
Emac34:

Just observing tongue
uhm, okay
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by cosby02(m): 11:43pm On Jan 09, 2016
Emac34:

Just observing tongue
INEC observer grin
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Emac34: 11:49pm On Jan 09, 2016
QueenValerie:
uhm, okay
was ur guy ever a victim of such
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Emac34: 11:51pm On Jan 09, 2016
cosby02:

INEC observer grin
U dis monitoring spiritgrin
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 11:53pm On Jan 09, 2016
Emac34:
was ur guy ever a victim of such
Uh,that machine doesn't exist,so don't go in the ladies room looking for it OK? wink
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Emac34: 11:59pm On Jan 09, 2016
QueenValerie:
Uh,that machine doesn't exist,so don't go in the ladies room looking for OK? wink
looking for wetin Who wan lose im power housegrin
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 12:03am On Jan 10, 2016
Emac34:
looking for wetin Who wan lose im power housegrin
No one I guess,but it don't exsit dude.
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 12:07am On Jan 10, 2016
shocked
scary news!
Re: Men Never Listen... Funny. by Nobody: 8:26pm On Jan 10, 2016
Emac34:

Just observing tongue
You got me wondering what where you observing and why?

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