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I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by jonaifame22(m): 10:33pm On Jan 10, 2016
I don't jus know the presence of konji is strong on me this night, and the bikes have stopped moving I would have gone to a brothel, and I'm havin an earth shattering _erection rai now, pls I need advice, should i jus masturbate, or bore a hole in my mattress and apply vaseline and do the needful I don't jus know rai now, the _erection doesn't seem to go down, pls help me ur advice is strongly needed

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Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by theyrynsolar(f): 10:35pm On Jan 10, 2016
jonaifame22:
I don't jus know the presence of konji is strong on me this night, and the bikes have stopped moving I would have gone to a brothel, and I'm havin an earth shattering _erection rai now, pls I need advice, should i jus masturbate, or bore a hole in my mattress and apply vaseline and do the needful I don't jus know rai now, the _erection doesn't seem to go down, pls help me ur advice is strongly needed

Put fresh grinder chillies... U go cum quick

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Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jan 10, 2016
OP, Apply aboniki balm to your genitals and waank yourself to comma. When you wake up from that comma, add pepper mixed with sharp sand, Waank again for 3 hours. Thank me later.

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Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by missingrib(f): 10:40pm On Jan 10, 2016
like seriouslyeyaah..OYO is your case
Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by joliyp(f): 10:41pm On Jan 10, 2016
kindly hit shower after that study the book of revelation

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Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by DikSin(m): 10:47pm On Jan 10, 2016
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Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by lascopes(m): 10:47pm On Jan 10, 2016
Go put ya rod in a cobras mouth, tight n deep angry
Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by Theanonymous9: 10:52pm On Jan 10, 2016
angry

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Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by josephobaro(m): 10:59pm On Jan 10, 2016
Imagine a lady menstruating and farting at the same time.. That will help. Control your thoughts.

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Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by Khd95(m): 11:02pm On Jan 10, 2016
Picsure of d massive attention,so that i can recommend a suitable bottlegrin
Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by checkolatunji: 11:06pm On Jan 10, 2016
Guy no try masturbation oooo. I listen to one program on radio this morning saying how bad masturbation be, though I no hear am from the beginning but I hear the part wey the man say e fit cause kidney problem.

And I dey sure say the man go don talk a lot of the side effect before I join the program.

Think wise and use other means. I feel your pains. My brother Konji baad gaaaan.

God bless

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Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by vicstar(m): 11:27pm On Jan 10, 2016
Carry ya bible and study undecided what do u expect from us grin












HOW DOES THIS ERADICATE CORRUPTION? undecided
Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by bigtt76(f): 11:30pm On Jan 10, 2016
E yaaa a where you dey stay make I come help you small? tongue You nor go enter o, just rub de mouth till you jigi-jigi done grin


jonaifame22:
I don't jus know the presence of konji is strong on me this night, and the bikes have stopped moving I would have gone to a brothel, and I'm havin an earth shattering _erection rai now, pls I need advice, should i jus masturbate, or bore a hole in my mattress and apply vaseline and do the needful I don't jus know rai now, the _erection doesn't seem to go down, pls help me ur advice is strongly needed

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Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by Nobody: 11:36pm On Jan 10, 2016
Na so e dey do man o. No worry comot mind. E go go down. Or just use spanner hook am like dat one weh use spanner masturbatee d other time or chuk broom inside or nail thru d mouth or tie am rope make e hard come pour dry pepper, when u do all this u go dey alrite I swear.

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Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by NemzySeries(m): 11:52pm On Jan 10, 2016
choi!!!.....itz rada unfortunate dat sum peepz av started d new year wit no sense @ all......dis is January 10th already so aw silly wud u b by March talkmore of July. October and December? Probably u'll n a IndecentStar or Rapist b4 den
Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by Leriebloom(f): 11:55pm On Jan 10, 2016
Cameroon pepper would kill that erection. Try it abeg, it works like madt.
Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by glimpse33(m): 1:07am On Jan 11, 2016
Leriebloom:
Cameroon pepper would kill that erection. Try it abeg, it works like madt.

Fear God Na..
Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by Nobody: 1:11am On Jan 11, 2016
itz happen to me at age 10, nd i develop priapism nd never get an erection again till nw.
Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by Leriebloom(f): 1:15am On Jan 11, 2016
glimpse33:

Fear God Na..
Lolz
Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by Nobody: 1:15am On Jan 11, 2016
Soak in hot water.
Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by kokoA(m): 3:25am On Jan 11, 2016
NemzySeries:
choi!!!.....itz rada unfortunate dat sum peepz av started d new year wit no sense @ all......dis is January 10th already so aw silly wud u b by March talkmore of July. October and December? Probably u'll n a IndecentStar or Rapist b4 den
what is wrong in having an erection sir?
Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by ba7man(m): 6:51am On Jan 11, 2016
jonaifame22:
I don't jus know the presence of konji is strong on me this night, and the bikes have stopped moving I would have gone to a brothel, and I'm havin an earth shattering _erection rai now, pls I need advice, should i jus masturbate, or bore a hole in my mattress and apply vaseline and do the needful I don't jus know rai now, the _erection doesn't seem to go down, pls help me ur advice is strongly needed
Flog the erect1on with a cane..... it will go down immediately.


Works every time. smiley
Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by NemzySeries(m): 7:38am On Jan 11, 2016
kokoA:
what is wrong in having an erection sir?
are u d only one wit a d!vk between ur legs?......are u gonna use d whole of January in av attention?
Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by henroe2k2(m): 7:56am On Jan 11, 2016
why not look for the nearest tarred road around U and scrub it whenever it goes rocky or hard, Uh?
Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by Humblegoodman(m): 8:33am On Jan 11, 2016
COMMON SENSE THAT IS NOT COMMON.
Re: I'm Having Serious _erections,pls Advice Needed by IamChuks(m): 11:37am On Jan 11, 2016
use cold ice water on it.... simple

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