so sad. This snake was bold enough to risk his life just to see his girlfriend but unfortunately as he was crossing the road last night, thoughts of his girlfriend clouded his mind and he didn't hear the sound of the Lexus jeep coming with full speed towards him. the worst part of it all is that his girlfriend whom he trusted most was busy romancing another baddest snake and when she heard of the terrible thing that happened to her boyfriend she don't care to visit the scene.



That was how I risked my life in 1568. I can vividly remember, it was 32nd February 1568 my girlfriend's birthday. I decided to pay her a surprise visit so I took my horse, travelled from Okpobo kingdom to the seat of the Caliphate, passed through seven mountains and crossed seven seas. I even killed two lions and one elephant on my way. when I got to her compound I heard her screaming loud. As a brave warrior, I took my matchete and rushed to her room only to find out that she was giving it freely to one guy. da.mn it! I had to go back home heart broken.




ladies, why are you like this? you leave the guy that truly loves you only to follow the one that only wants to "chop and clean mouth" ?....

This thread doesn't mk sense at all...dunno if its to only me sha

glimpse33:

egbon, isn't this heartless?

misshoree:
This thread doesn't mk sense at all...dunno if its to only me sha

clap for yourself. if you can't find the humor in my thread then backoff!

Monalisa185:
things are getting worse by day....

what things?

kingstylo01:
egbon, isn't this heartless?

Really Heartless Bro..Snakes Also Have Right To Live/Move Freely

kingstylo01:
what things?

everything

glimpse33:

Really Heartless Bro..Snakes Also Have Right To Live/Move Freely

lol... just used it for fun

Monalisa185:


everything

maybe at your ends. but here, things are getting better

kingstylo01:
maybe at your ends. but here, things are getting better

issoraii

This OP need knock oo..

At 1st I thought it was a snake story then a fictional story, finally thinking it was a 1st hand experience only to see I was right in the 1st instance...

OP u try, at least u played with my Thoughts..

Monalisa185:
issoraii

mynduu44:
This OP need knock oo..

At 1st I thought it was a snake story then a fictional story, finally thinking it was a 1st hand experience only to see I was right in the 1st instance...

OP u try, at least u played with my Thoughts..

thanks bro. that's what I was born for, twisting people's thoughts

This OP don krase gon

I blame Buhari for this,he promised to construct more mental homes,but he didn't, now insane people are roaming around Nairaland

lordpherow98:
This OP don krase gon

so you can't get the message am trying to pass... SMH

misspicy:
I blame Buhari for this,he promised to construct more mental homes,but he didn't, now insane people are roaming around Nairaland

and the sane ones can't even comprehend what they're reading. SMH

I quite enjoyed it.

rafhell:
I quite enjoyed it.

am glad you did

kingstylo01:
so you can't get the message am trying to pass... SMH

SMH 4 u...whc kind msg u dey try pass wit snake and gf? No let me call u daft ooh

lordpherow98:
SMH 4 u...whc kind msg u dey try pass wit snake and gf? No let me call u daft ooh

lol. you dey fear snakes Abi