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Diary Of New Iyawo(wife) by Nobody: 11:35am On Jan 11, 2016 |
I found this very funny and had to share. Enjoy. Monday: We are back from honeymoon and settled in our new home, It's fun to cook for Chuka . Today I made moin moin and the recipe said, 'Beat 12 eggs separately '. Well, I didn't have enough bowls to do that, so I had to borrow 12 bowls to beat the eggs in, the moin moin turned out fine though. Tuesday: We wanted a fruit salad for supper. The recipe said, 'Serve without dressing'. So I didn't dress. But Chuka happened to bring a friend home for supper that night. They both looked so startled when I served them. I think it was the salad. Wednesday: I decided to serve rice and found a recipe, which said, 'Wash thoroughly before steaming d rice'. So I heated some water and took a bath before steaming the rice. Sounded kind of silly in the middle of the day. I can't say it improved d rice anyhow. Thursday: Today Chuka asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said, prepare ingredients, and then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.' I hunted all over the place for a garden with a bed of lettuce and when I got one, I tossed my salad into the bed of lettuce and stood over there for over one hour so the dog would not take it. CHUKA came over and asked if I felt all right. I wonder why? He must be stressed at work; I'll try and be supportive, don't you think. Friday: Today I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said, 'Put all ingredients in a bowl and beat it'. Beat it I did, then when to my mother's place. There must have been something wrong with the recipe, because when I came back home again; it looked the same as when I left it. Saturday: Chuka went shoppin today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I'm sure I don't know how hens dress for Sunday. I never noticed back on the farm, but I found an old doll dress and its little cute shoes. I thought the hen looked really cute. When Chuka saw it, he started counting to ten. Either he was really stressed because of his work, or he wanted the chicken to dance. When I asked him what was wrong he started crying and shouting out 'Why me? Why me?'. - Author unknown #joyofmarriage 4 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo(wife) by jopretty(f): 11:48am On Jan 11, 2016 |
Very funny write-up. I love this bride already. |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo(wife) by Nobody: 12:39pm On Jan 11, 2016 |
English gone wrong. Chuka nna, you for use una native language. |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo(wife) by Ginaz(f): 10:43pm On Jan 11, 2016 |
Hahahhahah so funny I swear, olodo wife. |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo(wife) by Zoe99(f): 11:20am On Jan 12, 2016 |
What an illiterate and ignorant wife! |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo(wife) by Nobody: 12:40pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
LOLz |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo(wife) by jashar(f): 12:44pm On Jan 12, 2016 |
But er.... jokes asunder do they beat egg inside moin-moin? Like raw eggs? 1 Like |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo(wife) by zainabicy: 7:54am On Jan 13, 2016 |
D guy go just go ask d parents 4 change from d brideprice |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo(wife) by Nobody: 2:41pm On Jan 13, 2016 |
This wife is the best... She is trying really hard for the marriage. No time oh |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo(wife) by zed7: 4:30pm On Jan 13, 2016 |
Obviously modified from a foreign article. Funny though. |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo(wife) by Nobody: 6:14pm On Jan 13, 2016 |
zed7:yea... diary of a dumb blonde. |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo(wife) by Nobody: 6:17pm On Jan 13, 2016 |
zed7:yea... diary of a dumb blonde" very funny |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo(wife) by akunjohn(m): 11:50pm On May 23, 2016 |
hilarious |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo(wife) by Adesiji77: 4:00am On May 24, 2016 |
Re: Diary Of New Iyawo(wife) by Jaygrl(f): 7:25am On May 24, 2016 |
My marriage is just 10days old.I cook very very well but since I got married I find myself looking out for recipes on how to prepare the meals I prepare very well on a normal day. I am on my annual leave so I have so much time to experiment. I want hubby to come back home everyday atleast till I resume work to a very special meal,different and better than what he is used to. He is already complaining of my killing him with food...he never chichomthing 2 Likes |
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