1. Every problem you have is spiritual.
2. In every romance movie, someone must die.
3. It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them!
4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.
5. Poisoned food always tastes better.
6. The best way to make money is by visiting a babalawo/joining a cult/sleeping with rich men.
7. One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.
8. There is never an end to your suffering, except death!
9. With a pastor, all things are possible.
10. A movie can be titled anything such as:
*Ben2001 is mine, clemcykul is yours, The child is theirs
* Face me, I face you
* Kill me,I kill you,
* Two cockroaches in Africa
*Two rats,
*Spanner,
*Calculator,
*Computer
*The Driver
speak wrong phonetics.
12, You are in love. You want to take your girl out and the best place you take her to is:
*Mr. Biggs/Tantalizers: where you'll most probably see an ex while feeding each other.

*The beach: where it is imperative that you ride a donkey and carry her playfully.
*Or the best: take her to buy some new ugly clothes.
13. An Igbo movie has been made if
* You visit a babalawo
* A fleet of cars is shown off at regular intervals for a total of half of the movie time.
* Kanayo O Kanayo is in the movie. Pete Udochie is also there too!
* To get rich it is mandatory you join a cult
14. Gun shots and knock-outs sound the same!
15. Sometimes the title has absolutely nothing to do with the movie and other times, once you read the
title and see the poster you know it a
: 16. A love story has not been produced if it does not have one or two of the following actresses-
* Stella Damasus
* Stephanie Okereke
* Genevieve Nnaji
* Omotola Jalade
* Rita Dominic

17. The police are extremely 'efficient' unlike their counterparts in real life.
18. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than 3 years and even in longer flashbacks.
19. It is permissible to wear very dark shades at night!
20. When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn't matter; your head will be bandaged! Same for your legs!
21. When advertising a movie, you really should shout because, people are deaf?
22. When you are extremely poor, you will still be able to afford- very good furniture, T.V., but you won't be able to send your kids to school.
. Most especially in Yoruba movies

LMFAO

like the one im watching now very annoying

they can be very unimaginative.

The production is so poor you always think there's a locomotive engine running in the background.

very disappointing

Busybody, very cowwect

busy body u are right

Yes am left

lol Busybody that was niiiiice! Loved it

Buahahahaha. . . Unbelievably funny

lolito!!!

chei i no fit sout

18. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than 3 years and even in longer flashbacks.

na dis one dey pain me pass, yeye people

Is dat why you wan break ya forehead?

i no send her message

See wetin ogogoro causes

u no well


lol

D ogogoro overdose you took don dey cause am

i still maintain say u no well

How you take know

coz ur pampers dey crawl follow u

You mean little sylve's pampers bah?

lil sylve is old enof to tke kia of himself, am tlkin to lil photosysteissys

Sorry, you do not have enuff credit. Please recharge your account

heheheheh

Shut ya stinking beak

i will when ur armpit stops stinking

stale!

@bliss why na?

wetin I do?

i will tell u later,

@poster really funny and another annoying part is when there is a police chase from a busy street the next thing u see is a abandoned road with only the vehicle been chased and the police van some few metres behind both speeding at 5km/hour.And i ask myself is this a chase or a driving lesson?