LMAFAO

Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune etc


: My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos OR My Very Educated Mother Just Sent Us Nowhere

Where is my Pluto. It was sent away years ago.

Mary
Veronica
Eating
Mango
Juice
Saw
Useless
Name
Paul


From Mauritania Mali Burkinafaso Niger *2
Cape Verde Senegal Gambia Guinea Bissau
Guinea Siereleone to Liberia
You go to Ivory coast Ghana Togo land *2
Republic of Benin finally to Nigeria

Mr Opeleye of Anglican girls seminary primary 3 or 4 *can't rem*

I teach and I use rhymes alot. That's the only way to make it fun to the students

Mr Vulture Eats Mr Jafar Sitting Under NEPA Pole



Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune e


lol the 9 planets

Kudos to Mr Adeleke NEPA primary school of does days primary 6

Dojupyo:
I wasn't thought in a funny way

Who still remember "old soldier is dead and gone to his grave, uuum aaah, gone to his grave"

And also "Twinkle Little Star"

"There are two black birds sitting on the wall. One named Peter, one named Paul...
Fly away Peter, fly away Paul

They planted a mango tree under his grave...hummm Haaaa under his grave

A ---- Aja
B-----Bata
D-----Doje
E------Ejo
E------Eye
F-----Fila
G-----Gele everything they taught us was Yoruba include English and Mathematics

Monday tuesday wednesday thursday, boyz dey hustle...
Friday, saturday, sunday gbogbo aiye...

Days of the week

N for ni.pple

I can remember my school's bursar used to say "Enter your shoe and follow me'...lol

Dojupyo:
I wasn't thought in a funny way

Who still remember "old [/s]soldier[s] *old roger* is dead and gone to his grave, uuum aaah, gone to his grave"

*It's Old Roger not Old Soldier*

mascot87:
What is this trash? Is this our our kids are been thought this days?

no,dats NT how they were being THOUGHT,, they were TAUGHT








sorry ehn

so funny

EXERCISE BOOK- Ede X Ede, Remi Coni Iya, Segun Elere Boolu,Odabo Odabo Kayode

Evathyst:


*It's Old Roger not Old Soldier*

Soldier : Roger, same thing

A Aja, B Bata, D Dodo, E Erin, F Fila, G, Goje...


Na this one me I learn o.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W S Y Z

Pheals:
Let me share mine






the rhyme: ABC

A was an apple pie
B bit it
C cut it
D dealt it
E eats it
F fought for it
G got it
H had it
I inspected it
J jumped for it
K kept it
L longed for it
M mourned for it
N nodded at it
O opened it
P peeped in it
Q quartered it
R ran for it
S stole it
T took it
U upset it
V viewed it
W wanted it
X, Y and Z all wished for and had a piece in hand


One, Two, buckle my shoe, Three, Four, knock at the door, Five, Six, pick up sticks, Seven, Eight, lay them straight, Nine, Ten, a big fat hen, Eleven, Twelve, dig and delve, Thirteen, Fourteen, maids a-courting, Fifteen, Sixteen, maids in the kitchen, Nineteen, Twenty, my plate's empty.

The four compass direction

Simply remember the acronym NEWS: North at the top; East on the right; West on the left; South at the bottom


The planet :


Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune etc


: My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos OR My Very Educated Mother Just Sent Us Nowhere

Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do

Do=doe, a female deer

Re=ray, a drop of golden sun

Mi=me, a name I call myself

Fa=far, a long, long way to run

So=sew, a needle pulling thread

La=la, a note to follow 'so'

Ti=tea, a drink with jam and bread

Which will bring us back to 'Do'

- The 12 apostle

This is the way the disciples run Peter, Andrew, James and John, Phillip and Bartholomew, Thomas next and Matthew, too.
James the less and Judas the greater, Simon the zealot and Judas the traitor.



-The 4 Gospels

I could rememberTry this to help you recite them, and you'll impress your Sunday School teacher: 'Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John went to bed with their trousers on.'


And SMART ---Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Relevant, Time bound

Oya tosyne2much , sinaj, ishilove , farano, lalasticlala , seun come and share your experience , the funny way you learned quickly in schools

You missed Pluto.

Ede times ede, rice, customer, I S ede = Exercise

Old rogger is dead and gone to his grave hm ha gone to his grave...abeg someone help me complete am

My very earthly mother just sat under nine planets
(Mercury, Venus, earth, mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune, Pluto

TheNextAce:
A for Agbero B for Busstop C for Carrygo D for Danfo E for Egunje F for Faiba G for Go on soun

I dey feel u die......awon ti ibile united

Andyblaze:
Toto is good for boys and girls

i am sure you stole chalk sticks from class and wrote that on the walls of the houses u passed by while going home. someone was a naughty boy eya eya yooo

executioner27:


You missed Pluto.

bro my school was international school: my teacher only told us about it .... He said " here in nigeria , they never remove pluto !! The earth revolve we keep moving forward we cant wait for them ..... But I know Pluto exit but its name as change not pluto again

mascot87:
What is this trash? Is this our our kids are been thought this days?

u called the post trash!!! So this post ain't educative? To make learning easy ? If this is not good for kids then spell "thought" for them as taught

tzoracle:
Biology abi na inter science
Has to be d latter

Pencil and sharpner

Mr.niger d

And
Nile,niger,senegal,congo,oranges limpopo and zambezzi or smtn like that

mr Niger D has now been upgraded to mr Niger DAC A for adaptation and C for competition

Am just sitting here watching hw nairaland will fall from d top with all this rubbish making frnt page. chai see as e go b lyk 2go dat yr. Nairaland go fall down flat, faint nd die. RIP in advance sha nd in case u misquote me i mean (R) REST (I) IN (P) PIECES.....

Shehucom:
This generation don change. A for B for bomb C for chibok D for detonate . . . . G for girlfriend . . . N for Naijabet

A for a dollard

O'yea, I remember IPMAT: interphase,prophase,metaphase,anaphase and Telophase.

Shehucom:
This generation don change. A for B for bomb C for chibok D for detonate . . . . G for girlfriend . . . N for Naijabet

see where your reasoning go. bro, you be militant?

Andyblaze:
Toto is good for boys and girls

Guy, what is Wida Na?
Been jamming to it since.

Shehucom:
This generation don change. A for B for bomb C for chibok D for detonate . . . . G for girlfriend . . . N for Naijabet

...D for Dasuki