dear NLders,
I am very upset, my frustration is duly justified. i have been a loyal member of NL and i have paid my dues to the best of my knowledge but i have been denied way too long. my rift is simple, lately on NL, we have been hearing about various escapades of certain guys on this NL, it seems as if they have been unduly favored, they have seem to have been given more congo shinning rights and i am really upset. i have been lying on my bed wondering how guys like [size=20pt]Whitelexi[/size] and [size=20pt]Obnoxious[/size] to mention a few got so many congos to shine and i didn't even get one, if na promotion at least i have been ripe for promotion and seun needs to look into this matter. if it has nothing to do with promotion i hereby ask seun to please in the name of whatever he believes in to start distributing these babes equally to us all. congo rights should be shared evenly to keep the peace in this land ooo and plz if i missed any class or lesson on congo shinning rights(which i dont believe i did) i want to be told so i can retake the course. 

any other dudes in the house that feel the same plz feel free to lay ur complaints here. if we can get 25 signatures we will carry it to seun.

Nah2day u don finally KOLO. U want cyber pum too?

i feel ur pain

You will have to make do with your hands for now    
Continue to whack the weiner
At least till you can score some wor wor babes
From there you can work your way up to Lexi's level

rotflmao, you dey crase

What happened to acidrop? ashewo

follypimpi:

Nah2day u don finally KOLO. U want cyber pum too?

dude, i neva try? i no fit sleep for nite again bcuz whitelexi and obnoxious dey get all the action, haba! na wetin bi my crime?  

FL Gators:

rotflmao, you dey crase

What happened to acidrop? ashewo

fimisile ooo! dis case don pass acidrop level, i dey feel deprived 

C2H5OH:

You will have to make do with your hands for now    
Continue to whack the weiner
At least till you can score some wor wor babes
From there you can work your way up to Lexi's level

i don tire for lab practice, i wan try am for life environment

see ya life.

So you wan be like OBNOXIOUS?

Thank God for forgiveness.

follypimpi:


Awww no worry,your time will come.Like 9ice said,Nah turn by turn.

but how long? e don tey wey i bi member, i don dey think say patient dog no go get bone ooo

FL Gators:

see ya life.

So you wan be like OBNOXIOUS?

Thank God for forgiveness.

madam, if u no fit point me to the course material dem bin dey read den comot from my front make i see road

SeanT21:

[size=14pt]Blowup doll anyone[/size]??

follypimpi:


Over-patient Dog gets the fattest bone.

i am not greedy, i just want some bones not necessary a fat one, i have been taking this [b]"INTRODUCTION TO PRACTICAL" [/b]course for too long, i want the practical now now!

@na2day?

Use your hands and (butter or whip cream or vaseline or okro soup)

Goodluck.










S.M.H

follypimpi:


Over-patient Dog gets the fattest bone.

my dear na hunger dey kill patient dog dis days oo!!!

SeanT21:

[size=14pt]Blowup doll anyone[/size]??

Lol     why you gotta be so heartless
you could have easily offered him something on your body  

FL Gators:

@na2day?

Use your hands and (butter or whip cream or vaseline or okro soup)

Goodluck.










S.M.H

My brother is not a pervert!!

SeanT21:

My brother is not a pervert!!

Eh ehn. . . .really. . . .se tooto lo so?. . . .uh uhm

Another hubbub thread. This place with soon be full to the brim. At poster, the way you huffed makes me imagine if u can really lay a girl in the real world. You've been drooling over some babez for over six months in this cyberworld. What you lack are the needed skills to laylow and do some hush-hush thingies with an online girl until shes finally taken through the escapade of becoming your real babe . . . .as in cooche live in your room. Don't be deceived, Nl girls are not as hard as you think. Stop the hue and cry, go learn the basics. It doesn't cost a day to learn how to be whatever.

lol  You can start by creating those fantasy threads as in, how good some NL girls are or something, I don't know

follypimpi:


Na2day berra ask Robo to teach u,seems his got the skillz.

took that rite outta my mouth

chinesedoll:

my dear na hunger dey kill patient dog dis days oo!!!

abeg help me tell am ooo!

SeanT21:

My brother is not a pervert!!

tell her sis, tell her

follypimpi:


Fi real gyal,Na2day mayb u r not a fericious/Aggressive Dog,Dawg.

i believe i have gone through the entire doggy skillz book and yet nothing like those 2, they got mad skills.

ROBOCOB:

Another hubbub thread. This place with soon be full to the brim. At poster, the way you huffed makes me imagine if u can really lay a girl in the real world. You've been drooling over some babez for over six months in this cyberworld. What you lack are the needed skills to laylow and do some hush-hush thingies with an online girl until shes  finally taken through the escapade of becoming your real babe . . . .as in cooche live in your room. Don't be deceived, Nl girls are not as hard as you think. Stop the hue and cry, go learn the basics. It doesn't cost a day to learn how to be whatever.

[size=15pt]now i dont know which one of us is more of a loser/jobless, me chasing girls online for 6 months or u watching me chase girls online for 6 months[/size] 

follypimpi:


Na2day berra ask Robo to teach u,seems his got the skillz.

leave the dude, na basket mouth hin get 

Dude, grab an extra life. Doubt if you have one. Why shoulda trail you for six months? Whos the sore looser seeking for a girl  online? Please i dont do shits. Abeg don't derail the thread.

ROBOCOB:

Dude, grab an extra life. Doubt if you have one. Why shoulda trail you for six months? Whos the sore looser seeking for a girl  online? Please i dont do shits. Abeg don't derail the thread.

U were the one who started it sef. This thread was meant to be humorous. Put a smile on that face naa!!

whitelexi:

_{*Subscribing*}

u are most welcome o noble Darth Vader, i am seeking the force  

SeanT21:

I will fast and Pray for U. I need a sister in law soon!!

thank u jare

ROBOCOB:

Dude, grab an extra life. Doubt if you have one. Why shoulda trail you for six months? Whos the sore looser seeking for a girl  online? Please i dont do shits. Abeg don't derail the thread.

i actually have too many, i was hoping to give u one. since u came up with the 6 month time frame i wanted to believe u were well informed unless u just pull the thought out of ur azz just like everything else that was suppose to come from ur brain  

SeanT21:

U were the one who started it sef. This thread was meant to be humorous. Put a smile on that face naa!!

leave him alone sis, i got this

i cant believe na2day my fellow broda in dispute
has finally gone haywire
i told him not 2 eat her food ^sobs
i told him,yet he went and ate that amala and has now gone haywire
see what aciddrop has done 2 him
^{sobs sobs}

190:

i cant believe na2day my fellow broda in dispute
has finally gone haywire
i told him not 2 eat her food ^sobs
i told him,yet he went and ate that amala and has now gone haywire
see what aciddrop has done 2 him
^{sobs sobs}

my broda, my doctor appointment is tomorrow, after that i am sure i will be back to normal

@whitelexi



THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE

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@na2day

Okay here is wat Darth Lexi recommended for the initial tutorial class:

1. We will start with the initial routine of wax on wax off