Dear Stripper
.
When a handshake passes the
palm and moves towards the
arm....catch am aburugo jide ya.
.
You and I know that you know
what you are doing and you
know that I know what I am
supposed to do:STARE
.
I give it to you that you have
really put so much in this Stripper
business albeit in local way.but
one thing I know is that if given
the same resources, you can give
Cossy Orjiakor(Afrocandy)a run
for her money,I mean her
body,except for the boobs of
course.
.
Hence my advice:I would rather
you take your merchandise to
where it can yield you hard
currency.Ask Cossy how she
started,quit this analog stripping
and go digital.you don't wana
own a house at Banana island?so
stop wasting your resources.
.
Now advice over,kidding over,
over to business
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Hello i no come Lagos to come
look breast!that is the last in my
scale of preference for now.
what is the meaning of this?
.
You know your window(one of
your windows) faces my
door.and there is no better
moment for you to UnCloth if not
at the sound of my net as I open
it to go to wear my shoes(which
I keep outside)to go to work,and
you hang in there until I finish
tying my shoes laces,then you
slowly withdraw.na only this
window you get?the other
window is even in better
position for breeze but it is
always this particular window
that directly faces my entrance,
you have to put on your torch
light(if there is no light)at night
and place it on the window
where you will stand braless
pretending to press your
phone,and you already see that
my door curtain is drawn open
give access to breeze.

at first i was forced to bring down the
curtain and bear the heat but
subsequently stopped:heat will
not kill me biko.
.
You know at first I took it as
mere coincidence but four
consecutive times out of just one
week I have stayed here is
enough for me to term it
premeditated action.
.
But to what end Dear Stripper?
If you are a call girl(obviously you
are)please I am not available.
Na money dey my mind now not
booby;where i'm still in dilemma
about my PPA who refused to
give me accommodation and
pay,they can only provide one
they said.because of you Dear
Stripper I have resolved to take
up the accommodation and give
up the pay because what I can't
cope is waking up everyday in
this new year to a free live nude
broadcast;my momma said it
brings bad luck.
.
Enough of the nansenz
.
Your neighbour,
whom you persecute

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If Nigerian Mechanics were Medical Doctors.... – A mechanic will remove your hand and replace it will white girl’s hand and say “o ma sise (it will work, its stronger)”. – If you stay too long in the hospital, they will sell your eyes and claim you came eyeless. – My mechanic would have done an operation and forgotten to return the heart. – He would remove a kidney and claim its not important and useless in your system. – When you’re down, they’ll give you 2 knocks on the head and try to start you. – If you still don’t respond, they’ll clean dust off you, use a tool to hit your head, nose and heart and try to start you again – If you’re weak, they’ll increase your heart beat to make you work faster, – They’ll remove all veins they come across while working, say its just a design and it’s not really needed.

e sure me say the babe no fine that's why op they form your royal holiness cus if the babe SET like MATHSET, na how i slept with a stripper thread we go they read OP am i lying?