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8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Nobody: 9:15pm On Jan 16, 2016

Believe it or not, you're fake and unreal on Nairaland if;

1. U've never been banned
This means u wanna please everybody. If u've never abused someone with vex or talk really dirty, then u're not real.

2. All ur point are sensible
Even psychologists say everybody exhibits at least 3minutes of madness everyday. Followers who followed you for perfect posts only aren't real too. No matter how sensible one's posts are, there would be some that may not be appealing to others but don't worry, u're ok, na them dey sick.

3. All ur points are senseless
This one can be mental, spiritual or alcohol-inspired. But even then, something must make sense somehow.

4. U've never been bashed before
Either on your thread or by quote/mention. Somebody must vex you even if ur post is rated ok. This can make ur temper hot or even smash your phone if the hanging dey delay ur reply or network.

5. U've never opened romance section before.
All sections have their regular monickers. But romance is just so interesting and always busy and buzzing with sensible and sensibleless advice seekers and advicers. Romance is just fun and never dull.

6. U've never used a censored word.
If u've never used words like slowpoke, bleep, kitty-cat etc. Dat means u're a pretender. Even SUs know that these words best describe their feelings on this forum. But what I don't understand is why the moderators censored pennis and leave vagina. Imagine the prejudice.

7. U've never answered ur mentions aggressively before.
Some mentions dey vex person so much that emergency shit go catch you and u will have to go to toilet with ur phone. It happens to me make I no lie.

8. Pls add yours.
cheesy

Cc: lalasticlala

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Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by pTomz(m): 9:15pm On Jan 16, 2016

8. IF YOU'VE NEVER RUSHED TO CHECKOUT A MONIKA WITH A PINK (f) grin

This is a common syndrome amongst d monikas in purple grin

you wee see dem begin wit "wow, you pweedy..i wanna knw u more angel" n d sissy wee be like "awwwn, fanks..am Golden by name" Yee? shocked

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Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Nobody: 9:17pm On Jan 16, 2016

you mustn't be stupid to prove you're real on a social forum, child have you heard of decorum ?

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Nobody: 9:17pm On Jan 16, 2016

I am number 3

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Twaci(f): 9:19pm On Jan 16, 2016

I see sense in this.

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Nobody: 9:21pm On Jan 16, 2016

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by 2dice(m): 9:22pm On Jan 16, 2016

For the Guys: use never seize to check that moniker with de (f) picture out grin

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Chanchit: 9:23pm On Jan 16, 2016

Nice points.

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by agarawu23(m): 9:24pm On Jan 16, 2016

Fake ass bitches full here
Especially monikers that registered mid 2015 with (f)
angry

Fake ass people who preach what they don't practice

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Nobody: 9:26pm On Jan 16, 2016

Funny

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by dollyjoy(f): 9:26pm On Jan 16, 2016

Nobody is real here sad

we are all living double lives.

Just do your thing,and fvck off.

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Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by MrCork: 9:27pm On Jan 16, 2016

RadicallyBlunt:
Believe it or not, you're fake and unreal on Nairaland if;

1. U've never been baned
This means u wanna please everybody. If u've never abused someone with vex or talk really dirty, then u're not real.

2. All ur point are sensible
Even psychologists say everybody exhibits at least 3minutes of madness everyday. Followers who followed you for perfect posts only aren't real too. No matter how sensible one's posts are, there would be some that may not be appealing to others but don't worry, u're ok, na them dey sick.

3. All ur point senseless
This one can be mental, spiritual or alcohol-inspired. But even then, something must make sense somehow.

4. U've never been bashed before
Either on your thread or by quote/mention. Somebody must vex you even if ur post is rated ok. This can make ur temper hot or even smash your phone if the hanging dey delay ur reply or network.

5. U've never opened romance section before.
All sections have their regular monickers. But romance is just so interesting and always busy and buzzing with sensible and sensibleless advice seekers and advicers. Romance is just fun and never dull.

6. U've never used a censored word.
If u've never used words like slowpoke, bleep, kitty-cat etc. Dat means u're a pretender. Even SUs know that these words best describe their feelings on this forum. But what I don't understand is why the moderators censored pennis and leave vagina. Imagine the prejudice.

7. U've never answered ur mentions aggressively before.
Some mentions dey vex person so much that emergency shit go catch you and u will have to go to toilet with ur phone. It happens to me make I no lie.

8. Pls add yours.

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by MrCork: 9:29pm On Jan 16, 2016

dollyjoy:
Nobody is real here we are all living double lives.

Just do your thing,and fvck off.

^^^^^thise village Nairaladers wit tribal mark usually more aggressive...they allways cussin! undecided

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Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by ggrin(f): 9:32pm On Jan 16, 2016

Mrcork neva chat u up like this b4 grin

Hello

.....What are you today?. A male? A female?.....Confuss child angry

.......crackhead angry

.....no offeince angry

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Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by dollyjoy(f): 9:32pm On Jan 16, 2016

MrCork:

^^^^^thise village Nairaladers wit tribal mark usually more aggressive...they allways cussin!

lolllllllllllllll like the one on ur pricck shey?

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by IamLEGEND1: 9:34pm On Jan 16, 2016

pTomz:
8. IF YOU'VE NEVER RUSHED TO CHECKOUT A MONIKA WITH A PINK (f)
This is a common syndrome amongst d monikas in purple you wee see dem begin wit "wow, you pweedy..i wanna knw u more angel" n d sissy wee be like "awwwn, fanks..am Golden by name" Yee?

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Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Omotayor123(f): 9:35pm On Jan 16, 2016

Nice one OP grin

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Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by MrCork: 9:35pm On Jan 16, 2016

dollyjoy:
lolllllllllllllll like the one on ur pricck shey?

^^^^Shes allways talkin about my 17inches looooong bannnana... why? undecided

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Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by AyamConfidence(m): 9:35pm On Jan 16, 2016

IF YOU DONT KNOW LALASTICLALA: that man is the most popular Nairalander...almost every topic ends with his moniker being mentioned like he's the messiah...anyway he is the FP messiah

9) IF YOU ALWAYS PICK OFFENSE OVER EVERYTHING: some people can argue and wail for the world...chai...just mention them they go mention back with big grammers and bashing...my advice: chill out guys...life dont work that way...

I don tire...oya how many expensive likes for me
P.S:- i dont do cheap likes

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Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Topestbilly(m): 9:36pm On Jan 16, 2016

dollyjoy:
Nobody is real here we are all living double lives.

Just do your thing,and fvck off.

Hey! Am real grin

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by KanoAbiaBabe(f): 9:36pm On Jan 16, 2016

Am less than 2months but I ve experience some especially the aspect of people insulting one another if you don't share their own opinion.

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Singapore1(m): 9:36pm On Jan 16, 2016

RadicallyBlunt:
Believe it or not, you're fake and unreal on Nairaland if;

1. U've never been baned
This means u wanna please everybody. If u've never abused someone with vex or talk really dirty, then u're not real.

2. All ur point are sensible
Even psychologists say everybody exhibits at least 3minutes of madness everyday. Followers who followed you for perfect posts only aren't real too. No matter how sensible one's posts are, there would be some that may not be appealing to others but don't worry, u're ok, na them dey sick.

3. All ur point senseless
This one can be mental, spiritual or alcohol-inspired. But even then, something must make sense somehow.

4. U've never been bashed before
Either on your thread or by quote/mention. Somebody must vex you even if ur post is rated ok. This can make ur temper hot or even smash your phone if the hanging dey delay ur reply or network.

5. U've never opened romance section before.
All sections have their regular monickers. But romance is just so interesting and always busy and buzzing with sensible and sensibleless advice seekers and advicers. Romance is just fun and never dull.

6. U've never used a censored word.
If u've never used words like slowpoke, bleep, kitty-cat etc. Dat means u're a pretender. Even SUs know that these words best describe their feelings on this forum. But what I don't understand is why the moderators censored pennis and leave vagina. Imagine the prejudice.

7. U've never answered ur mentions aggressively before.
Some mentions dey vex person so much that emergency shit go catch you and u will have to go to toilet with ur phone. It happens to me make I no lie.

8. Pls add yours.

Cc: lalasticlala

my first time (ever) of opening romance section was 10 days ago undecided

since 2008 ( plus when i was ghost mode )

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by dollyjoy(f): 9:37pm On Jan 16, 2016

Topestbilly:

Hey! Am real

and that is because you are not active here.

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by dollyjoy(f): 9:38pm On Jan 16, 2016

MrCork:

^^^^Shes allways talkin about my 17inches looooong bannnana... why?

banana why not cucumba sad

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by yorex2011: 9:39pm On Jan 16, 2016

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by MrCork: 9:39pm On Jan 16, 2016

dollyjoy:
banana why not cucumba

dollyjoy..I am not goin to sleeeep wit u again.....that's yor punnnnishment!!!! angry

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by dollyjoy(f): 9:40pm On Jan 16, 2016

[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=42044776][/quote] the joke killed you? when is the funeral?

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by Nobody: 9:41pm On Jan 16, 2016

If u take things on here so personal that u even come out to start apologizing like one boy like that, I don't think u get sense wey dey reason well.

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by dollyjoy(f): 9:41pm On Jan 16, 2016

MrCork:

dollyjoy..I am not goin to sleeeep wit u again.....that's yor punnnnishment!!!!

thank God you said sleep with me,so since you wouldnt sleep with me again,will you rest with me?

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by IamLEGEND1: 9:45pm On Jan 16, 2016

dollyjoy:
the joke killed you? when is the funeral?

Tonight!

location: my bed.

#ComeAlone

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by ronald4lif(m): 9:47pm On Jan 16, 2016

So someone not insulting others means they are fake? What happens to addressing issues and not characters?

Re: 8 Signs You're A Fake Nairalander.. by dollyjoy(f): 9:48pm On Jan 16, 2016

IamLEGEND1:
Tonight!
location: my bed.
#ComeAlone

rest in peace!! sad

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