Employment
Several weeks after being hired a young man was called into the manager’s office. When you applied for this job, u said u had a degree in English language from Cambridge plus five years experience in this line of work. Now we discover that you have no qualifications and that this is ure first job of any kind.
What do you have to say for yourself?
Well, ure advert said u wanted somebody with imagination.

At the end of a job interview, the human resource officer asked the confident young applicant: What salary are you looking for?
Something in the region of 90,000N, depending on the benefit package.
“Well what would u say to a package of 6 weeks vacation in the U.S plus full medical care and a new company car every 4 months?
Applicant - Wow are you kidding?
HR - Certainly, but you started it.

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