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Must Read For All Salary Earners by lafex: 10:10am On Jan 20, 2016 |
After 4 years of selfless service, I realized that I had not been promoted, no salary increment, no commendation. So I decided to walk up to my HR Manager. The manager looked at me, smiled and asked me to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day." I was shocked to hear this !!! But the manager went on to explain, and here's the conversation that took place. Manager: How many days are there in a year? Me: 365 days and sometimes 366. Manager: Do u come to work on weekends? Me: No sir. Manager: How many days are there in a year that are weekends? Me: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days. Manager: Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 366 days. how many days do u now have? Me: 262 days Manager: How many hours make up a day? Me: 24 Hours. Manager: How long do u work in a day? Me: 10am to 6pm (i.e 8 hours a day.) Manager: So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours? Me: 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one third). Manager: This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 262 days? Me: 87 (1/3 x 262 = 87days) Manager: I do give u 2 weeks sick leave, 15 days casual leave, 5 days optional leave, 30 days earned leave every year. Now remove that 64 days from the 87 days left. How many days do u have remaining? Me: 23 days. Manager: Do u work on festivals ? (20 days) Me: No Sir! Manager: Do u work on Republic Day? Me: No sir! Manager: Do u come to work on Independence Day? Me: No sir! Manager: So how many days r left? Me: 1 day sir! Manager: Do you come to work on New year's day..? Me: No sir..!! Manager: So how many days are left? Me: None Sir! Manager: So what r u claiming? Me: I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that I was stealing company money all these days. Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!! (HR-HIGH RISK.) . . . So, How many days do you work ? ENJOY UR DAY!!! 1 Like |
Re: Must Read For All Salary Earners by toseman(m): 10:21am On Jan 20, 2016 |
Nice one bruv... |
Re: Must Read For All Salary Earners by khaynoni(m): 12:49pm On Jan 20, 2016 |
This is only applicable to wages earners. For goodness sake, that's why it is called monthly payment and not hourly payment. |
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