1. When you are still in Uni and you’re shouting “200k starting salary or nothing.”



No time.

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2. Your face, when you first get that N19,800 NYSC allowance.



What is this nonsense?

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I Forgot to give credit to them

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3. When NYSC is about to end and you realize you won’t be seeing that N19,800 again.



Hay God!

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4. You, waiting for that “N200k starting salary” job to come.



Na wa oooo

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Days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months... Chai Could my village people have blocked my destiny... Chineke me!!!!

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5. You, looking for work after sitting at home for a couple of months.



I cannot come and go and die.

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6. When they ask you how much salary you want and your mouth becomes to heavy to call that N200k



Uhm! Actually…

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7. When you struggle and do Masters and they still want to pay you like someone with first degree.



Are you mad?

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8. When the small salary still doesn’t even enter your account on time.



What the hell? Do you people want to be unfortunate?

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9. When you subtract your transport and feeding money from your starting salary:



Let me just die.

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Lalasticlala
Seun
Myndd
Finestboi
vikiz
Cutehector
obiorathesubtle
keneking





Make una come ooo

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10. When you hear you’re meant to save out of that salary too.



Save ke? Out of what?

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11. When you now make the mistake of calculating how much your salary is in pounds.



I’ve made a terrible mistake.

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Happy children's day sons and daughters of Nairaland.


Number 13 can be very annoying. The day I managed to see one of my church member's tithe card eeehhh. Went home and couldn't just understand life......how can he just pay my whole salary as 10% of his? "Life itself is not fair" was just on my mind for like 1 week. Later heard he was a big time contractor. Oluwa abeg pick my call to that level.

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When u collect ur salary then u use it 2 play bet9ja hoping to double it and u lose all

God why did u create bet9ja

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12. When you tell your friends how much you’re making and they say “you’re even lucky.



Like seriously?

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Sunexy:
When u collect ur salary then u use it 2 play bet9ja hoping to double it and u lose all

God why did u create bet9ja

That one na suicide ooo!

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13. The pain:


Who tampered my destiny?

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Dedicating this to No.7...WE WILL NOT TAKE THIS...

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I don laugh die @#8.....very true,to some extent

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0955eb027:
Una no go kill person for here. Ma own journey just commenced, Mushin to VI. T-fare alone go cause red eye. Make GOD help us

It is well ooo.
Just manage it for now and plan for better days

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