Dannyhonda:
Please get what done? Like change the affidavit or what?

Ramirezsarki:

Most of us that had issue of bvn printout not authenticated by the bank (stamped and signed) were given time(2hours) to go and sign it from the bank and those without affidavit or indigene form where also given time to go get it.

Dannyhonda:
Oh cause i just did my affidavit, well favour is what matters. So you people rushed doing it in Kaduna?

Ramirezsarki:

Yeah.... Within kaduna metropolis

spetsnaz:
It's obvious youngies and kids plenty here, the kind thing I dey read for here ehh! honestly Ugo4u get patience dey even respond.
Some of una never even enter una don begin talk about this una childhood fantasy of building machines, changing the military, bla bla bla even one person talk say he wants to go into bullet proof research for army una want to take laugh kill person, I swear all of una no well.
Your goal now should be to try and get yourself shortlisted and eventually make camp all this shalaye ko necessary na when una enter una go know how far even the guy wey to go fight Bokoharam dey hungry wtf!! Wetin una dey smoke sef?
Funny men.

sleuthhound:
lol....GranDpa, what solution or ideas can u come up with? Ur army is obviously struggling

spetsnaz:
It's obvious youngies and kids plenty here, the kind thing I dey read for here ehh! honestly Ugo4u get patience dey even respond.
Some of una never even enter una don begin talk about this una childhood fantasy of building machines, changing the military, bla bla bla even one person talk say he wants to go into bullet proof research for army una want to take laugh kill person, I swear all of una no well.
Your goal now should be to try and get yourself shortlisted and eventually make camp all this shalaye ko necessary na when una enter una go know how far even the guy wey to go fight Bokoharam dey hungry wtf!! Wetin una dey smoke sef?
Funny men.

spetsnaz:
It's obvious youngies and kids plenty here, the kind thing I dey read for here ehh! honestly Ugo4u get patience dey even respond.
Some of una never even enter una don begin talk about this una childhood fantasy of building machines, changing the military, bla bla bla even one person talk say he wants to go into bullet proof research for army una want to take laugh kill person, I swear all of una no well.
Your goal now should be to try and get yourself shortlisted and eventually make camp all this shalaye ko necessary na when una enter una go know how far even the guy wey to go fight Bokoharam dey hungry wtf!! Wetin una dey smoke sef?
Funny men.

Ramirezsarki:

Yeah.... Within kaduna metropolis

QuadrilAyinde:

I wonder for people like him wetin he wan talk provided he gets to the selection board and the Ogas now ask him OYA CONVINCE US SEY NO BE UNEMPLOYMENT PUSH U APPLY FOR ARMY..... Attention seekers everywhere

spetsnaz:
It's obvious youngies and kids plenty here, the kind thing I dey read for here ehh! honestly Ugo4u get patience dey even respond.
Some of una never even enter una don begin talk about this una childhood fantasy of building machines, changing the military, bla bla bla even one person talk say he wants to go into bullet proof research for army una want to take laugh kill person, I swear all of una no well.
Your goal now should be to try and get yourself shortlisted and eventually make camp all this shalaye ko necessary na when una enter una go know how far even the guy wey to go fight Bokoharam dey hungry wtf!! Wetin una dey smoke sef?
Funny men.

sikowitz17:
you remember those guys wey dem lock for guard room wey carry fake WAEC come? If you were batch 2 you’ll remember

sikowitz17:
The most important issue that I think needs immediate addressing is if the forms would be out next month! If it isn’t, this thread will go silent for almost a year again... if anyone has a piece of information to address this! It’d be appreciated

ugo4u:

Things will be clearer from now till Monday, I am optimistic portal will be reopened.

KennethNnolim:


Honestly Ugo get excess patience. These energy should be channeled towards making the list first, then scaling through the screening. It's baffling how someone is already hoping to be equipped with a good rifle to face Boko Haram, while he's still an applicant. It's worthy of note that hundreds of officers today were on this thread since it's inception 4 years ago, ranting with suggestions on how to tackle insurgency and improve the Army. But upon commissioning the reality no even allow them open mouth. Ugo and some other veterans know a handful of them. So please our prayers and hustle should be to make the list, only then will you be closer to whatever you plan to do in the Army. Cheers

sikowitz17:
we are all hopeful boss!

QuadrilAyinde:

Abeg I go like follow u reason one matter brother...
quadril1995@gmail.com... I'll really appreciate if You can send a dm

sikowitz17:
shey na money matter? If na money matter no wahala

ugo4u:
Seems like someone is listening.

sikowitz17:
boss that guy on twitter doesn’t know anything! Doe I like how he keeps up the image of the military alive but most of his push outs are stale and old!

ugo4u:
HBP is the single major health issue that flags down majority of candidates during medicals, I did a lil research on lowering BP and even experimented it and the results were instant and astonishing.
Aside Moringa which is also very effective I noticed that Garlic is also very powerful, infact one of the major benefit of Garlic is lowering of BP, it's so effective that it can work wonders in minutes unlike Moringa that may take 1 week to get results though moringa will also crash your sugar level drastically if not controlled your BP may go dangerously low causing another problem for you. But this isn't the case with Garlic.
Key ingredients
1) Lemon
2) 2 bulbs of Garlic
3) I glass of Warm water

Preparation
Crush the garlic and pour it inside the glass of water for 2mins then squeeze the lemon into the mixture and stir.
Take this on an empty stomach, your BP will go down almost immediately.
The result is magical. Chewing a glove of garlic 3x a day will also yield same result but the odour and stench from your mouth fit disqualify you
If one can prepare this before going for medicals it will shield you from HBP tsunami atleast you can now worry about other things.

Another option is to buy BP suppressant I learnt it lasts for 24hrs, and NA medical team don't test for it, many people that did this scaled through, infact one of NDA regular on this thread used suppressant to escape HBP.

Cavaet
Doing this is at one's own risk because you hide your underlying health issues from the medical team to the detriment of your own life.. What I mean is that you may be cleared only for you to go and die during race or even training, there are many instances where people with health issues one way or the other escaped medicals either via connect or using drugs only for them to die during training. So weigh your options properly.

sikowitz17:
this would have helped me in December lol
Operation carry garlic to screening Incase anxiety decides to shoot bp up again

ugo4u:
HBP is the single major health issue that flags down majority of candidates during medicals, I did a lil research on lowering BP and even experimented it and the results were instant and astonishing.
Aside Moringa which is also very effective I noticed that Garlic is also very powerful, infact one of the major benefit of Garlic is lowering of BP, it's so effective that it can work wonders in minutes unlike Moringa that may take 1 week to get results though moringa will also crash your sugar level drastically if not controlled your BP may go dangerously low causing another problem for you. But this isn't the case with Garlic.
Key ingredients
1) Lemon
2) 2 bulbs of Garlic
3) I glass of Warm water

Preparation
Crush the garlic and pour it inside the glass of water for 2mins then squeeze the lemon into the mixture and stir.
Take this on an empty stomach, your BP will go down almost immediately.
The result is magical. Chewing a glove of garlic 3x a day will also yield same result but the odour and stench from your mouth fit disqualify you
If one can prepare this before going for medicals it will shield you from HBP tsunami atleast you can now worry about other things.

Another option is to buy BP suppressant I learnt it lasts for 24hrs, and NA medical team don't test for it, many people that did this scaled through, infact one of NDA regular on this thread used suppressant to escape HBP.

Cavaet
Doing this is at one's own risk because you hide your underlying health issues from the medical team to the detriment of your own life.. What I mean is that you may be cleared only for you to go and die during race or even training, there are many instances where people with health issues one way or the other escaped medicals either via connect or using drugs only for them to die during training. So weigh your options properly.

sikowitz17:
this would have helped me in December lol
Operation carry garlic to screening Incase anxiety decides to shoot bp up again

ugo4u:

E dey pain me when I hear say Bp na him sack person for medicals, this is one of the conditions that can be easily manoeuvred, worst comes to worst carry your [b]BP pills [/b]for pocket pop the shit a night to medicals or 1hr before getting yourself facing the medical team.
We sha learn everyday.

ugo4u:

Chewing a glove of garlic 3x a day will also yield same result but the odour and stench from your mouth fit disqualify you.