Noah in his days prepared for the rain. The people never saw rain so disbelieved him. The rest is history. Now in our days, Jesus said He is coming back again. No man knows the day nor the hour.

The question is this, ARE YOU READY? What preparation should be made and how can you know when you are ready?

"And what I say unto you I say unto all, WATCH"

Yes i am ready for the groom.

Iam ready, Am still praying for His grace to keep me ever ready

Jaylone:

The people never saw rain so disbelieved him. The rest is history.

Wait, what? Who never saw rain? What's history? I don't think you're using the word "history" right.

How would anybody recognize jesus when he "comes back" since nobody living in the present times knows how he looks like?
Are all christians going to rush their faces down into the dusts when they see an image of a hippie looking whiteman coming through the clouds?This illusion will be very easy to serve to the gullible christian audiences worldwide with the kind of technology that is available now.

jagunlabi:

How would anybody recognize jesus when he "comes back" since nobody living in the present times knows how he looks like?

leave that to the believers . . . . .are u ready?

KAG:

Wait, what? Who never saw rain? What's history? I don't think you're using the word "history" right.

what are thou talking about?

noetic2:

are u ready?

Ready for what?For the greatest holographic show called THE BLUEBEAM PROJECT?I actually will pay good money to see it because it is going to be hysterical.

jagunlabi:

Ready for what?For the greatest holographic show called THE BLUEBEAM PROJECT?I actually will pay good money to see it because it is going to be hysterical.

very hysterical . . . , considering that u are HELL bound

One question: how do we get ready?

Tudór:

One question: how do we get ready?

giving ur life to Christ. . . . .acknowledging Him as ur Saviour.

Submitting completely to the will of the Father . . . . .living for Him

His grace will sufficiently prepare u and see u through.

noetic2:

very hysterical . . . , considering that u are HELL bound

Hell will be fun,noetic.It can never be worse than spending an eternity kissing the butt of Mr yahweh the butcher god and his son(or is it himself?), jesus.

noetic2:

what are thou talking about?

Oh dear! Just in case there were any doubt in my mind about your parsing abilities, eh? I was talking about this: "The people never saw rain so disbelieved him. The rest is history"

You know, the one where the OP implied there was no rain before approximately 4004 BCE; and it's history.

The most important thing is to be ready and not to convince any one. Noah preached to the people and as Jesus put it, "But as the days of Noe were, so shall the coming of the Son of man be. For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, and knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall the coming of the Son of man be"

How many times will they tell you that noah's flood is all one big LIE?

KAG:

Oh dear! Just in case there were any doubt in my mind about your parsing abilities, eh? I was talking about this: "The people never saw rain so disbelieved him. The rest is history"

You know, the one where the [b]OP implied there was no rain before approximately 4004 BCE; [/b]and it's history.

This is exactly what I meant by running in circle. How did u deduce that there was no rain for 4004 BCE?

KAG is at it again!

jagunlabi:

Hell will be fun,noetic.It can never be worse than spending an eternity kissing the butt of Mr yahweh the butcher god and his son(or is it himself?), jesus.

Nope, again u are wrong. u would only be in hell with satan.

Tudór:

How many times will they tell you that noah's flood is all one big LIE?

How many times have it been established that this flood indeed took place.

Noetic I'm no geologist but your evidences for the flood were dismissed in numerous threads. . .

Tudór:

Noetic I'm no geologist but your evidences for the flood were dismissed in numerous threads. . .

by who?

noetic2:

This is exactly what I meant by running in circle. How did u deduce that there was no rain for 4004 BCE?

KAG is at it again!

Oop's, while there was no rain before around 4004 BCE - because that's when the Earth and the universe were created, don't you know - the date I should have mentioned was 2348 b.c.e which is when the flood occurred. *wink* *wink* *nudge nudge*. Well, that's if you're one of those Biblical literalists. Using Ussher's very literal reading of the Bible, and juxtaposing it with the bizarre claim that there was no rain before the mythical flood gives us no rain before 2348 B.C.E.

KAG:

Oop's, while there was no rain before around 4004 BCE - because that's when the Earth and the universe were created, don't you know - the date I should have mentioned was 2348 b.c.e which is when the flood occurred. *wink* *wink* *nudge nudge*. Well, that's if you're one of those Biblical literalists. Using Ussher's very literal reading of the Bible, and juxtaposing it with the bizarre claim that there was no rain before the mythical flood gives us no rain before 2348 B.C.E.

absolute Rubbish.

The OP they did not believe cos they saw no rain. . . . .how does this imply that they saw no rain for 4004 BC? did u bother to ask the OP?

They saw no rain coming, between the time of noah's preaching and the eventual flood. is that too hard to deduce?

noetic2:

How many times have it been established that this flood indeed took place.

Established? . Is that what you call established? Next time you will come and tell us that you have established that stars really fought along side yahweh's men in battles. what a ridiculous blow hard.

toneyb:

Established? . Is that what you call established? Next time you will come and tell us that you have established that stars really fought along side yahweh's men in battles. what a ridiculous blow hard.

You are such a joker. keep muddling everything up.

noetic2:

absolute Rubbish.

The OP  they did not believe cos they saw no rain. . . . .how does this imply that they saw no rain for 4004 BC? did u bother to ask the OP?

You might want to read my previous post again; you know, the one that starts with a oop's, then goes on to mention Ussher, and 2348 B.C.E. Yeah, that one.

They saw no rain coming, between the time of noah's preaching and the eventual flood. is that too hard to deduce?  

The English language. Learn it, if you want to use it. The OP wrote: "The people never saw rain so disbelieved him".

Do you want me to pull up the definition of the term "never" and how it effects on a sentence depending on how it is used?

noetic2:



You are such a joker. keep muddling everything up.

Please can you re-establish your lalala "scientific evidence"?

toneyb:

Please can you re-establish your lalala "scientific evidence"?

now u want to rob this in. . . . . I am still waiting for ur SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE . . . .I am sure mazaje has been looking for it, that y he is not online.

noetic2:

now u want to rob this in. . . . . I am still waiting for ur SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE . . . .I am sure mazaje has been looking for it, that y he is not online.

Didn't dalaman put them forth to you on the other thread? You promised to refute them but ended up disapointiing him despite his pleadings that he doen't want to wait in vain. What happened did you go through all the creationist websites and found nothing?

toneyb:

Didn't dalaman put them forth to you on the other thread? You promised to refute them but ended up disapointiing him despite his pleadings that he doen't want to wait in vain. What happened did you go through all the creationist websites and found nothing?

sorry I am lost. did u mean the SHAMELESS copy-paste from talk-origin?

noetic2:

sorry I am lost. did u mean the SHAMELESS copy-paste from talk-origin?

Which part of the shameless copy paste did you refute?

yes i'm ready with my baseball bat in hand.

no thief at night would surprise me

How do you know jesus is coming? Please let me know where ugot the information from? And the time day month year where e go appear etc so i can be ready?

Bawomolo i'm definately with you on that one. . . .