We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes..


Having a cold drink on hot day with few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS..


Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between Kingfisher, Fosters, Carlsberg and Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.. Lol


Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely?
Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash.. Lol, Chai!


Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex..?
They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure.. Lol


Why are breasts located at the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy..


DEFINITION OF Mouth Gig
A Mouth Gig is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of references!


EXPLANATION
Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 3.5 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Ma'am, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury..


VIAGARA
All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect..


BURNING LOVE
Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks by mistake..


SHOCK
Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman and suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside! NATURE

the shock part must be the baby's hand

The shock part na die looooool


The worse wud b if d child grabs d d*ck kids are fragile bt wen dey grab anytin jesu u sef go kno say it takes may weather skills to collect the stuff from their hand

Not even engine oil can collect your d!ck in that situation


Mouth gig...... can be in your resume if your boss will be female.