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When An Agnostic/atheist Has Sex In The Dream by keenn: 3:08pm On Jan 24, 2016
Was inclined to make a posts after a fellow made some heinous assertions about spirit wives. Read..

I was once a Christian, a devoted one at that.
During this said period I experienced sexual
relations in the dream. With great fear, I tried
fasting, prayers, deliverance sections and what
have u. I lived in guilt and withdrawal during
those period ...'I have a spirit wives' I resulted.

Being an agnostic-atheist saved me

In my early days of agnostic journey, I came to
realize it was just in my head, mere brain
conjecture.

Upon realization of my agnostic state, in my
dreams, I would so b.ang the hell out of this so
called spirit wives, I would try all sort of crazy
styles that even a porn star will shake her head
for. I go to sleep with with a planned sex style to
experiment with.

Sad enough, my spirit wives don't visit me again,
'may be the ba.nging was too much', I resulted.

were ever u my spirit wives are, please come
home, I miss u. (there's this new style av been
thinking of)

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Re: When An Agnostic/atheist Has Sex In The Dream by xpac01(m): 3:25pm On Jan 24, 2016
What is this one saying
Re: When An Agnostic/atheist Has Sex In The Dream by CoolUsername: 3:27pm On Jan 24, 2016
Top kek.
Re: When An Agnostic/atheist Has Sex In The Dream by SurefireAsoOke: 4:30pm On Jan 24, 2016
U watch too much porn
Re: When An Agnostic/atheist Has Sex In The Dream by ValentineMary(m): 5:50pm On Jan 24, 2016
Lolz all the stories of witch husbands and wives sounded lame to me even while a christian. Now that am an atheist, it even sounds more stupid. Humans are just afraid of their imaginations. OP, knack am well.

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Re: When An Agnostic/atheist Has Sex In The Dream by princeogbeide1(m): 9:29pm On Jan 24, 2016
dull cat@op
Re: When An Agnostic/atheist Has Sex In The Dream by H2Ossss(m): 9:50pm On Jan 24, 2016
I used to respect atheist... they were very smart people.. but all these new breed wanna be atheist coming up on nairaland these days are the dumbest people ive seen... even people that carve gods out of wood or stones are wiser.... smh.
Re: When An Agnostic/atheist Has Sex In The Dream by keenn: 11:22pm On Jan 24, 2016
H2Ossss:
I used to respect atheist... they were very smart people.. but all these new breed wanna be atheist coming up on nairaland these days are the dumbest people ive seen... even people that carve gods out of wood or stones are wiser.... smh.


I never said I was/am an atheist

Its better u get comprehensions well as this is an important skill employers are watching for.

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Re: When An Agnostic/atheist Has Sex In The Dream by H2Ossss(m): 7:23am On Jan 25, 2016
keenn:



I never said I was/am an atheist

Its better u get comprehensions well as this is an important skill employers are watching for.
I never called you an atheist bro... you are the one in need of passage comprehension... I said I used to respect atheist... not the 1ce on nairaland these days... Cant remember saying Op or @keenn being an atheist... remember, thats an important skill employers look for... sorry if you felt offended though.
Re: When An Agnostic/atheist Has Sex In The Dream by keenn: 7:48am On Jan 25, 2016
H2Ossss:

I never called you an atheist bro... you are the one in need of passage comprehension... I said I used to respect atheist... not the 1ce on nairaland these days... Cant remember saying Op or @keenn being an atheist... remember, thats an important skill employers look for... sorry if you felt offended though.


Nigga,

Offended! Pls.

If u wanted your opinion known, why not create a thread and spill out your bile?

Making a direct assertion in someone's thread is in no way indirect/ambiguous.

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