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Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by phreakabit(m): 8:16pm On Jan 25, 2016
[size=18pt]More like: My wife bought the female version for 10 mili last year.
. . . We claimed it was a replica though. *Everyone laughs*[/size]

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Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by sam90s(m): 8:27pm On Jan 25, 2016
CR77:
Fight Corruption My Ass.

Scam government

What did you say happen to your ass? grin grin grin
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by fortunechy(m): 8:33pm On Jan 25, 2016
buhari is just romancing corruption
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by kenoz(m): 8:33pm On Jan 25, 2016
grin
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by oairhunmwunde: 8:36pm On Jan 25, 2016
Endtime wrist watch
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by anonimi: 8:40pm On Jan 25, 2016
OrlandoOwoh:
God bless the President. God punish PDP.

PDP is blessed already inside Buhari's APC grin



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Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by tsdarkside(m): 8:42pm On Jan 25, 2016
hiltop2:
BUHARI IS A REVELATION!

He came three times and three times, he was turned back by the forces of evil. He spoke three times and three times the agents of darkness blocked the ears of Nigerians from listening to his gospel. He came on a journey of rebirth three times but by the same number, the army of destruction blocked his way by breaking down the bridge that connects him to us. On his fourth coming, he came with a force unstoppable, a will unbreakable and a message undeniable. He came with the power of the people, a power no one could subdue and with people ....everyone behind him, Buhari defeated the forces of darkness and liberated our land. Less than a year on, I am convinced that Buhari is indeed a revelation and what he is doing in Nigeria is a revolution.

They watched and clapped for six years as the nation was engulfed by the inferno of insurgency. When thousands were slaughtered and their families were turned to widows and orphans, they smiled to the bank. When the bereaved buried their loved ones and cried with unimaginable pain and sense of loss, the wicked smiled and winked. When thousands lost their homes, farms and businesses, they built mansions in Abuja, Kaduna, port Harcourt and Lagos, bought edifices in London, US and Paris, established international businesses and went to parties. When victims of insurgency became IDPs and were camped under horrible conditions, they sent their children and wives to school abroad and shop in Dubai, America and Paris. When the Chibok girls were sent into sex slavery , they flew abroad to attend the marriage ceremony of their own children. When Nigeria was facing dwindling revenues, they were stealing millions of barrels of oil everyday. When Nigerians were thinking of a way out, they contracted criminals to watch over oil pipe lines and paid them billions and the stealing of oil was taken to the next level. When Nigerians of all tribes and religions were praying fervently for salvation, they used pastors , malams and priests to ferry hard currency abroad. When they had power, money , guns and security at their disposal and were planning on how to win the election and finally kill all of us for them to survive, God did his miracle, organized the people, guided us, protected us, disorganized our tormentors, chased away our oppressors, installed our liberator, solidified his resolve, strengthened his courage, added oil to his wisdom and made him our king.

Now we are witnessing a chain of miracles; first Buhari took the war to the doors of the insurgents and they crumbled like pack of cards. The fire of destruction ignited and fueled by others for six years has been extinguished by PMB in few months.

The next miracle is challenging corruption and its heavily equipped army. Buhari dared the devil, went to battle with the devil and tamed it. Corruption is now in chains and no one can save it. Its powerful children are in tears.

Irked by Buhari's success and provoked by his daring spirit, they have gone back home to start another war. They have started bombing the oil pipelines and installations, the same way it started in the North East. This is something we have not heard of for six years. They have regrouped in the name of agitation for Biafra, something they did not do for six years but the real Igbos are not dancing to the evil music. They want Nigeria not Biafra. Can't they see that Buhari is God sent? Can't they understand that Nigeria has come to stay. Can't they understand that their plan B will fail just like plan A failed woefully in the North East?

My message is simple....the greatest miracle is Buhari winning the 2015 elections against all odds, against all plans and predictions. It is therefore going to be a very small miracle defeating the forces of evil again. Tompolo has stolen and must return the loot. Those behind Biafra have eaten plenty of the forbidden yams and must vomit all of it. Buhari is determined to make Nigeria great and God will help him to succeed. Nigerians crave for a new, clean, healthy and great Nigeria and we are behind PMB, praying, wishing, hoping, cheering, winning and smiling. The wicked are crying. They are wailing. They are cursing and dying with their bad actions and bad names. There are two forces at work in Nigeria today; the forces of light and those of darkness. Everyone has a choice to make and I have chosen light through PMB.

nice write-up...but you dont understand darkness......without darkness you would have been burned out of the face of the earth....

darkness is not your enemy.....darkness is your friend.... smiley smiley smiley
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by Nobody: 8:59pm On Jan 25, 2016
okiezman:



Go pray 4 man utd tongue tongue
Hahahaha....don't worry, Vangal is on his way out. grin
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jan 25, 2016
CR77:
Fight Corruption My Ass.

Scam government
it depends on how pretty ur ass is grin
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by ipreach: 9:58pm On Jan 25, 2016
Buhari be like: Baby, me i came wear am for this expensive wristwatches in my life
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by ogmaskman: 10:00pm On Jan 25, 2016
CR77:
Fight Corruption My Ass.

Scam government


You go set blow sleep b4 u wake up naija don beta.
Scam EKPA!
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by foriz4u(m): 10:20pm On Jan 25, 2016
bundur:
PMB has taken his anti corruption fight to the next level...
lol....op abeg how can I get dis pix I like am die... each time I try to down load pix on nl it downloads but doesn't open...pls hw do I get dis one?
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by phrankchek(m): 11:03pm On Jan 25, 2016
Sunnycliff:
In this world everyone is corrupt except Saint Buhari and his APC Conmen

soo you mean you are corrupt?
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by Sunnycliff(m): 11:32pm On Jan 25, 2016
phrankchek:

soo you mean you are corrupt?
Go and ask buhari
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by cole265(m): 11:34pm On Jan 25, 2016
CR77:
Fight Corruption My Ass.

Scam government

Pain painner painnest!!! grin grin
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by bundur(m): 12:09am On Jan 26, 2016
foriz4u:
lol....op abeg how can I get dis pix I like am die... each time I try to down load pix on nl it downloads but doesn't open...pls hw do I get dis one?
pm me ur no n i wil send it through whatsapp
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by Femiwilli: 12:59am On Jan 26, 2016
muktarmtt:
you are big fool

The truth is bitter.

GMB is a dunce

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Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by lilygabriel08: 1:52am On Jan 26, 2016
i can see u are on african time
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by foriz4u(m): 7:49am On Jan 26, 2016
bundur:
pm me ur no n i wil send it through whatsapp
08035132876... thank u men
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by jaez(m): 8:12am On Jan 26, 2016
iykecicero:
Have you blamed Jonathan today?

Lmao for dt pic cheesy....actually I nova blame am bt I go sharpaly tak bus go him village go blame am....
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by chat2deen(m): 8:57am On Jan 26, 2016
grin grin grin grin

Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by breakeven: 9:26am On Jan 26, 2016
Daniel058:
That's my presidoo the Godsent....


We ordinary civilians wouldn't have know what was/is going on if not him..




God bless Federal republic of Nigeria.
Now that it is now you know what has been going on since the time of babangida which we already knew how has it improved your life. grin grin
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by Daniel058(m): 10:32am On Jan 26, 2016
breakeven:

Now that it is now you know what has been going on since the time of babangida which we already knew how has it improved your life. grin grin
that should be non of your business unless you want to tap in to get some of the goodies... grin
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by fiponmile(m): 11:09am On Jan 26, 2016
that's my noble president........ keep moving sir..... the lord is your strength...... long live PmB
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by raph101(m): 11:46am On Jan 26, 2016
Segadem:
Sheikh: PMB do u know that this watch was a new year gift from one of your country men?
PMB: That must be El-rufai

Sheikh: actually it was Dansuki
PMB: No qualms it was royalty gift I also was given two cars last year.


Ooh menh... U got d exact conversation... Buhari must be surprised to see dis!
Re: PMB And Deputy Prime Minister Of UAE (Hilarious) by raph101(m): 11:46am On Jan 26, 2016
Segadem:
Sheikh: PMB do u know that this watch was a new year gift from one of your country men?
PMB: That must be El-rufai

Sheikh: actually it was Dansuki
PMB: No qualms it was royalty gift I also was given two cars last year.


Ooh menh... U got d exact conversation... Buhari must be surprised to see dis!

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