good evening peeps, let's have fun even with the stress that comes with being an undergraduate in a Nigeria university.
Make a list of funny things about your institution. l'l start.
I rep Rivers State university of Science and Technology (RSUST).
1. You ask your friends..how far
with reading? They
say they
haven't started...only to get to
LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.
2. Lecturers be telling you "buying
my textbook is not
compulsory" but
class Rep...let me have the list of those that buy.
3. You graduate with 2.2 and be
telling yourself, if it
was to be
Uniport... I would have been a
2.1 graduate by now.
4. If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature
on a form.
5. In UST you don't need to
go far for anything...right in your
hostel you have an electrician,
painter, carpenter,
plumber (even a
drug dealer).
6. You're walking with a beautiful lady along hostel F&G and before you
know it...she has hugged like
15 guys.
7. UST guys can configure
free browsing on small Nokia
torchlight phone. (I no mention
Yahoo join o. Lol).
8. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to
see that
all seats have
been occupied by bags & books. U begin to imagine how the books & bags came about (with your mouth, wide open). Lol
9. Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear
a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he
turns
back-------class don full. Lol
10. You receive your year one
results and you give your life to Christ
without preaching... Just like
that!
11. You've got automatic tickets
to those babes when
you have a car. I lie?
12. It's always funny when exam
supervisor says
SUBMIT!! And many
students suddenly develop that
super human ability; answering
3hrs question in 50seconds.

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