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11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Omotayor123(f): 4:04pm On Oct 28, 2016
To ALL NIGERIAN STUDENTS

1. you ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat. grin grin


2. Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have
bought. Abeg he wan take the list go Aso Rock for ministerial Appointment? cheesy



3. You graduate with 3.50 in a Polytechnic and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG... I would have been a
4.50 graduate by now. Abeg introduce me to your Babalawo grin grin



4. If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form. You go wait tire undecided This is so annoying though.



5. Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school cheesy This one common for my school die. cheesy


6. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for school go back house ni grin grin


7. You have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because you are already late for lectures.cry me dey carry my food go class sha, no time to check time tongue


8.. Lecturer:- Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns
back----class don full. Lol Only God knows the kind plane wey carry those students come grin grin
Most schools are guilty of this. tongue



9. Come night class during exams and you will see different levels of reading. scaning, skimming, Jaking and lot more. wink cheesy



10. During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become born- again by force. Some girls will Look like sickler without Make up grin grin cheesy



11. It's always funny when exam
invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
cheesy smiley only God knows the Almighty Angel wey they bring those answer.

List complied by a friend.

If you relate Letz know the Nigerian school you represent. I Rep Mapoly wink cheesy


Cc. Lalasticlala, Dominique.

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Omotayor123(f): 4:05pm On Oct 28, 2016
wink

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Usjimy(m): 4:06pm On Oct 28, 2016
OP, only you generate topic, only you claim FTC.

I rep #Sirpoly tongue

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by emotions1: 4:07pm On Oct 28, 2016
undecided undecided

is this post worth it..... cheesy cheesy
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by CplusJason: 4:16pm On Oct 28, 2016
Omotayor123:
wink
Nice one. I totally agree with that number 11.

But i don't expect a beautiful and busty lady like yourself to be tight-fisted with the FTC position. wink

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by ouzo1(m): 4:27pm On Oct 28, 2016
Op so u attend university?? Or na ur neighbor gist u??

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Omotayor123(f): 4:27pm On Oct 28, 2016
CplusJason:
Nice one. I totally agree with that number 11.

But i don't expect a beautiful and busty lady like yourself to be tight-fisted with the FTC position. wink
No mind mewink
Tell us which school you represent.
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by CplusJason: 4:30pm On Oct 28, 2016
Omotayor123:
No mind mewink Tell us which school you represent.
Ambrose Alli University EKPOMA. cool

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by moyakz(m): 4:50pm On Oct 28, 2016
i rep the nation's pride.

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Nobody: 5:19pm On Oct 28, 2016
Omotayor123:
To ALL NIGERIAN STUDENTS

1. you ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat. grin grin


2. Lecturers will be telling you "buying my handout is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list of those that have
bought. Abeg he wan take the list go Aso Rock for ministerial Appointment? cheesy



3. You graduate with 3.50 in a Polytechnic and you will be telling yourself. If it was to be UNILAG... I would have been a
4.50 graduate by now. Abeg introduce me to your Babalawo grin grin



4. If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form. You go wait tire undecided This is so annoying though.



5. Anything you want to do, you must be on queue even to enter the school cheesy This one common for my school die. cheesy


6. You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see that all seats have been occupied by bags & books abi dem dey leave am for school go back house ni grin grin


7. You have already prepared food but to eat na wahala because you are already late for lectures.cry me dey carry my food go class sha, no time to check time tongue


8.. Lecturer:- Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns
back----class don full. Lol Only God knows the kind plane wey carry those students come grin grin
Most schools are guilty of this. tongue



9. Come night class during exams and you will see different levels of reading. scaning, skimming, Jaking and lot more. wink cheesy



10. During exams u will know those who are naturally beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become born- again by force. Some girls will Look like sickler without Make up grin grin cheesy



11. It's always funny when exam
invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students suddenly develop that super human ability; answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
cheesy smiley only God knows the Almighty Angel wey they bring those answer.

List complied by a friend.

If you relate Letz know the Nigerian school you represent. I Rep Mapoly wink cheesy


Cc. Lalasticlala, Dominique.

LOOL..na dat 4, 8, 11 crack me! #reminiscing_skul_days_tho

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by rex444(m): 5:37pm On Oct 28, 2016
So damn true,all of them
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by kinzation(m): 5:38pm On Oct 28, 2016
Taah...I disagree with the CGPA part 3.50 ..try Poly na.esp. Polytechnic Ibadan u go no say 3.50 no b joke

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Omotayor123(f): 6:22pm On Oct 28, 2016
kinzation:
Taah...I disagree with the CGPA part 3.50 ..try Poly na.esp. Polytechnic Ibadan u go no say 3.50 no b joke
undecided most Ib Polytechnic student that cross over to my school are the least students in class.

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by kinzation(m): 6:32pm On Oct 28, 2016
Omotayor123:
undecided most Ib Polytechnic student that cross over to my school are the least students in class.
I can boast of two guys during my ND days that had a low g.p in polytechnic but got to AAUA &UNIABUJA and dey are top in their respective departments ..I would say tho,it depends on the kind of student.I.e their ability
..In TPI (THE POLYTECHNIC IBADAN) is the only poly to use 5:00 as their CGPA...

BTW
You're a student of which school ?
As for me PROUDLY TPI

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Omotayor123(f): 6:46pm On Oct 28, 2016
rex444:
So damn true,all of them
Tell us which school you represent.
Lalasticlala promote my ministry wink
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Omotayor123(f): 6:49pm On Oct 28, 2016
kinzation:
I can boast of two guys during my ND days that had a low g.p in polytechnic but got to AAUA &UNIABUJA and dey are top in their respective departments ..I would say tho,it depends on the kind of student.I.e their ability
..In TPI (THE POLYTECHNIC IBADAN) is the only poly to use 5:00 as their CGPA...

BTW
You're a student of which school ?
As for me PROUDLY TPI
I know they use 5.00 and I think Datz Why most of them are lazy because they are content with being 3pointers.

I Rep. Moshood Abiola Polytechnic. Abeokuta!

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by kinzation(m): 6:53pm On Oct 28, 2016
Omotayor123:

I know they use 5.00 and I think Datz Why most of them are lazy because they are content with being 3pointers.

I Rep. Moshood Abiola Polytechnic. Abeokuta!
Mapoly is cool too tho...but over here the then is that they deny student marks that's why dey feel OK let me try and settle for @ leat 3.00 CGPA ...sorry you're in wah level?
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Omotayor123(f): 7:22pm On Oct 28, 2016
kinzation:

Mapoly is cool too tho...but over here the then is that they deny student marks that's why dey feel OK let me try and settle for @ leat 3.00 CGPA ...sorry you're in wah level?
Final year things smiley
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by rex444(m): 8:48pm On Oct 28, 2016
Omotayor123:
Tell us which school you represent.
Lalasticlala promote my ministry wink
. For some reasons I'd rather not say...
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Jamaticulus(m): 9:05pm On Oct 28, 2016
Meanwhile.. when u hear 2mins more in an exam hall....Oya!! Aja dying minute dubbing...Gberaaa

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Idydarling(f): 10:50pm On Oct 28, 2016
this post make sense die, buh wudda made More sense with pictures attached

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by kinzation(m): 11:05pm On Oct 28, 2016
Omotayor123:
Final year things smiley
oh thats gd..same here Hnd2

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by sheddo619(m): 10:08am On Oct 29, 2016
kinzation:
I can boast of two guys during my ND days that had a low g.p in polytechnic but got to AAUA &UNIABUJA and dey are top in their respective departments ..I would say tho,it depends on the kind of student.I.e their ability
..In TPI (THE POLYTECHNIC IBADAN) is the only poly to use 5:00 as their CGPA...

BTW
You're a student of which school ?
As for me PROUDLY TPI
federal polytechnic zamfara also uses 5.00 grading point
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Omotayor123(f): 1:40pm On Oct 29, 2016
Idydarling:
this post make sense die, buh wudda made More sense with pictures attached
No time for pix. Which school do you rep

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Omotayor123(f): 1:41pm On Oct 29, 2016
Jamaticulus:
Meanwhile.. when u hear 2mins more in an exam hall....Oya!! Aja dying minute dubbing...Gberaaa

The dubbing spirit though grin grin
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by GdexFolami(m): 2:59pm On Oct 29, 2016
I guess op is from unilorin,judgin from ya post

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Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Omotayor123(f): 7:20pm On Oct 29, 2016
GdexFolami:
I guess op is from unilorin,judgin from ya post
Nope but those things happens in almost Every school. Datz Why most Nigerian Students can relate.
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Idydarling(f): 11:26pm On Oct 29, 2016
Omotayor123:
No time for pix. Which school do you rep
uniuyo dear, u?
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Nobody: 6:51am On Oct 30, 2016
tooo
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Ennyhorlar(m): 6:53am On Oct 30, 2016
hnmm...true doe
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by Nobody: 6:54am On Oct 30, 2016
That moment when u minimize ur computer screen during Ethical Hacking and countermeasure exam... "U be Hayy God"!!!
Re: 11 Funny Things Nigerian Students Can Relate To. by xbernardx(m): 6:54am On Oct 30, 2016
No be lie

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