Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,808 members, 7,956,068 topics. Date: Sunday, 22 September 2024 at 11:41 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / The Kings Daughter (1528 Views)
The Kings Mind Iz Here! Evri 1 Here! / The Kings Horse (2) (3) (4)
The Kings Daughter by SamMilla1(m): 6:35pm On Oct 31, 2006 |
Well the King's daughter was into her mid twenties, and the king didn't want his princess to be an old maid. The princess wasn't the most beautiful of women, and wasn't having any luck finding a suitable husband. The King finally decided to take matters into his own hand. He had flyers printed up and posted all over the kingdom, "who so ever wishes to marry the princess should appear at the castle at noon, the following Sunday." Only three suitors arrived at the castle. The king decided to have a test to determine who would get his daughter's hand. Each suitor would have to climb the castle wall, swim the moat, and then have sex with one of the castle's cows. The first suitor didn't even make it over the wall. The second suitor made it over the wall, but couldn't swim the moat. The third suitor, climbed the wall, swam the moat, bleeped the cow, and wasn't even tired. The king went up to him, and said "Congratulations, you are the only one worthy enough to marry my daughter." And the suitor replied, "Forget your daughter, I want your cow!" |
Re: The Kings Daughter by fidelia57(f): 7:08pm On Nov 01, 2006 |
this is funny |
Re: The Kings Daughter by Oracle(m): 9:21pm On Nov 01, 2006 |
lol that guy really is crazy |
Re: The Kings Daughter by angelz(f): 9:54pm On Nov 01, 2006 |
Crasy king. So he wnts d guy 2 do his dauta wit d same pen he used wit d cow. Frank suitor. |
Re: The Kings Daughter by lauryn(f): 10:45pm On Nov 01, 2006 |
Re: The Kings Daughter by SamMilla1(m): 1:38pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
ok |
(1) (Reply)
Which Rose Will U Choose For Me / The Generous Wife! / Toungue Twister
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 10 |