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Assuming by edlion57(m): 12:10am On Feb 10, 2016
Assuming the Government instruct
everybody to register their boyfriend /
girlfriend on or before 14th February 2016.
As a good citizen You obeyed, but the
machine tells you, "sorry the person you are
registering has already been registered".
What will you do?
Re: Assuming by Emac34: 12:13am On Feb 10, 2016
Stop fvcking assuming cos that not ganna happen
Re: Assuming by obiorathesubtle: 12:21am On Feb 10, 2016
[size=50pt]OLD AS _FUCK!![/size]
Re: Assuming by vicstar(m): 12:24am On Feb 10, 2016
am gunna give it ma crazy-ass-laugh grin grin grin
Re: Assuming by Smellymouth: 12:26am On Feb 10, 2016
Lol
Re: Assuming by Olayeancarh: 12:27am On Feb 10, 2016
omo see GOBE cheesy
Re: Assuming by Iamlordgee(m): 12:34am On Feb 10, 2016
Oh Sh!t
Re: Assuming by Nobody: 12:38am On Feb 10, 2016
edlion57:
Assuming the Government instruct
everybody to register their boyfriend /
girlfriend on or before 14th February 2016.
As a good citizen You obeyed, but the
machine tells you, "sorry the person you are
registering has already been registered".
What will you do?
If you were the one, you what will you do?
Re: Assuming by Nobody: 12:42am On Feb 10, 2016
That place will turn to emergency brothel bcus u will see many gals hanging around willing to fill the gap for you without any cost and with ready-made affidavit. All they'll say is bros if ur gf don dey registered I dey here for you o..I go do you well..any style.

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