Cutehector:
I wonder d kind of lie Dat ur dad told ur mum. The same lie Dat brought ur ass into dis world.

Synzu:
This stvpid boy don come again..

vault:
your dad's confession doesn't apply to all men.

OneManLegion:
Lies women tell:
1. You're my one and only.
2. He's just a friend
3. I don't really like sex
4. I don't two-time
5. I'm not interested in any guy's money
6. Not now, I've got a headache;
And the most heartbreaking....
7. I love you and I'll never hurt you.

OneManLegion:
Lies women tell:
1. You're my one and only.
2. He's just a friend
3. I don't really like sex
4. I don't two-time
5. I'm not interested in any guy's money
6. Not now, I've got a headache;
And the most heartbreaking....
7. I love you and I'll never hurt you.

QueenValerie:
Hold up buddy boy, men tell them lies too.

lifeisabitch:
are you from jamaica?

Cutehector:
I wonder d kind of lie Dat ur dad told ur mum. The same lie Dat brought ur ass into dis world.

adepeter26:

U badt gaan oo

Oloniyan:
Men would tell you 'I am a strong man, I don't take orders from my woman,
Women would say 'I am the most submissive woman on earth'

At last the claim is just the other way round.
Mtcheew

lifeisabitch:
Women lie mostly about age and how many sexual partners she has had, BUT men lie about very fundamental things like love and beauty.

A man can claim to love you because he wants to sleep with you, he can call you the most beautiful woman on earth for same reason already stated but laugh at you behind your back.

Men lie too much, their lies can kill and break hearts, i'm not sure men and women will have the same degree of heat in hell.

Guys repent, the kingdom of God is at hand.

QueenValerie:
Hold up buddy boy, men tell them lies too.

lifeisabitch:



Number 3 is usually true though

lifeisabitch:
Women lie mostly about age and how many sexual partners she has had, BUT men lie about very fundamental things like love and beauty.

A man can claim to love you because he wants to sleep with you, he can call you the most beautiful woman on earth for same reason already stated but laugh at you behind your back.

Men lie too much, their lies can kill and break hearts, i'm not sure men and women will have the same degree of heat in hell.

Guys repent, the kingdom of God is at hand.

QueenValerie:
Haha.No I'll tell ya I ain't gonna submit

chigoizie7:




It's not like you are doing him a favour by opening your legs. Apparently, that is the only reason why u lie about your age, so that you can appear younger in his eyes so as to keep getting the d!ck and d money. If not, why lying in the 1st place?

A woman lie to a man about howmany guys she has fvucked to avert the idea of looking cheap, thus dumping her for another girl, and it also prevents her from enjoying the d!ck and the money too.

Don't tell me ladies don't love sex as much as guys, otherwise, they shouldn't be lying about their age and number of men they ve fvcked.

Men, lie about love and beauty to get one thing and that is SEX(in your own word) they are not even greedy as no only ONE thing they want.


Women lie about many things to get two things, MONEY and SEX (in your word) they are greedy for wanting TWO things.

Who is better, the guy that wants one or the girl that wants TWO?

Oloniyan:


Then I'm gonna kick ya fvcking ass outta my fvcking home girlie!

Guy,you need ta wash yo mouth out with lemon,maybe it'll help with that cussin'

mayonnaise:




Smart man. Say no more. I felt the e-slap you threw at her. It was subtle but effective.

Although she wants 3 not 2.money.sex and your attention too.

chigoizie7:





Na I'm be say man pikin don finish be dat nah. She go drag ur attention(time), she go drag your money (sweat) she go drag your fluid (strengt).


Bros, wetin remain again?