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| True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 12:13am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Actually this happened to me so i won't say"it happened to a friend of mine" or "my course mate" and i'll try to be as real as possible, And i'll try as possible to make this brief.... GUYS!!! Don't let that Picture deceive you...i mean...come to think of it , You can hardly find a girl who doesn't Edit, Filter ,..... her pic  , and some just take it too far...too far. no offense though. So i met this particular girl on ********* , we exchanged contacts and it all started from there, At first, she was playing hard to get but soon enough she was "falling in".I never had the intention of dating her or stuffs...Forgot to mention, She schls in the Eastern Part of the country..... i'll be updating every 5mins 1 Like |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by Nobody: 12:16am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Ok, waiting! 1 Like |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by vizkiz: 12:21am On Feb 11, 2016 |
welcome to the team bro. I even have an experience with a nairalander (female) who actually turns out to be different from who she was on her profile picture. The thing still dey pain me sef  1 Like |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 12:22am On Feb 11, 2016 |
We talked on phone....often.....almost everyday, the friendship was "booming" ..then i said to myself"lemme tip dis my friend na" So i started sending her recharge cards and mostly data  ...even though she didn't ask for it...gradually our chats on whatsapp started turning to sexchats....everynight we sexchat..... |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 12:23am On Feb 11, 2016 |
vizkiz: Bro make i even yan u my tory finish sef |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by Nobody: 12:25am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Boo boo those who edits there pics simply bcoz they are insecure of what they don't have...and men taught those ladies to be insecure..men don't like ugly women. Men don't like fat and dark skin,men love those big booties, etc.. Now, who's to blame? IF only y'all know how to appreciate ur woman's flaws then maybe they won't need that "Photoshop" app... |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by doyinisaac(m): 12:26am On Feb 11, 2016 |
| am very sure the end of this story will be damn funny... |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 12:26am On Feb 11, 2016 |
...to the extent that we even do phonecall sexchat ....imagine! av neva done that b4...i'll have to leave my hostel room in d middle of the night , then i'll walk to the middle of my hall football pitch just cos i want to phone intimacy.. ........Then one Saturday morning....1 Like |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by doyinisaac(m): 12:27am On Feb 11, 2016 |
KashyBaby:And what about male and female celebrities that use filter??what about make up which you use?or you do not know that make up enhances beauty the same way a filter enhances the beauty of a picture,so are all these caused By insecurities?? 2 Likes |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 12:29am On Feb 11, 2016 |
KashyBaby:Define ugly...and who says men don't like fat and dark skin?.... 3 Likes |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by doyinisaac(m): 12:31am On Feb 11, 2016 |
RoyalBlak007:I wonder oooo |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by Cutehector(m): 12:35am On Feb 11, 2016 |
So goin ta be interesting And i"v been there before ya knw... A lot of female nairalanders we think are pretty may be a whole lot worse in reality. True that. Witnessed it firsthand just so yall knw. |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 12:35am On Feb 11, 2016 |
...i got so bored...then i saw her whatsapp msg...,She asked what i liked to eat dat morning, i replied" bread and milk" "but i dont av milk ryt here with me"...then she replied that she had milk with her there, thinking its another joke to crack...i asked her to send it......... Lo and Behold! she sent me a picture of her boobs  ...,, |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by Cutehector(m): 12:36am On Feb 11, 2016 |
RoyalBlak007:u mean am  3 Likes |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by doyinisaac(m): 12:40am On Feb 11, 2016 |
RoyalBlak007:if the girl is on Nairaland I do not think you will be typing this when u know she can see this thread and she will definitely remember your moniker unless if you met her when you were still using another moniker...I hope this your story is not turning into fiction... |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 12:44am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Mehn! Boobs! Early Saturday Morning ..... my diiick rose slowly lik bread in oven....of course i had to compliment her booby....***i forgot to add this...she told me sum of her past..the nasty things she did..how she loves dating older guys/men..........  *** To make it brief..this went on and on and on......sex chats , nudes.....Oh God! i got tired of nudes.....Finnally she came to lagos, told me she wants to see me......so we fixed a date.......Now this is what happened yesterday ...in my house... |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 12:46am On Feb 11, 2016 |
doyinisaac:Bro! i swear this is so true.... |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 12:47am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Cutehector:Word! |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 12:47am On Feb 11, 2016 |
mineANDurs:Its On... |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 12:52am On Feb 11, 2016 |
....Av almost been wanking on this girls pic cos it was so on-point....The day came ...Chei! see as my room be?...i had re-touch my room again cos i was expecting my "Diana"...i ran to a mini-mart close by to get air-freshner...sprayed almost half of it......To be honest..i never had it in mind to fvck her...no..not at all........All i wanted was a nice peaceful conversation..maybe a lil cuddle......... |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 12:57am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Finally the call came in "Am there already"....she was already at my estate's gate.......As a sharp guy , i had one of my dude follow me....You Guys should av seen the look on my face when i got to the gate... |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 1:02am On Feb 11, 2016 |
..In my mind....i was like..........WTF!.......but i couldn't help but fake a smile... ..i culd not even hug er cos her dressing sef did not help matters..i just had to fake a phonecall till we got to my house....we walked at arms length..imagine!! ........Finally we got in...i ended the fake call i was recieving..2 Likes |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by Nobody: 1:02am On Feb 11, 2016 |
doyinisaac: Make up shud be use in a minimal amount and not like its gonna change one person's face...mind u that airbrush was invented by a man, Photoshop was invented by a man,liposuction & breast/ butt enlargements are discovered my male doctors & these are widely use now by women..so in general, men are teaching women to be insecure rather to embrace it's flaws.. 1 Like |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 1:07am On Feb 11, 2016 |
...still we've not said a word to each other...till we got into the room..then it all started |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 1:15am On Feb 11, 2016 |
.....then i noticed she was staring at me...particularly my hair...touching it and asking" Is this ur hair"........Me sef con dey feel fly ..yeah its mine..do u lik it, *Fast Foward*** She started watching a movie on my laptop...while i was tinking backstage how i will discharge her sharply..cos it wasnt wat i was expecting...So i lied to her that i just installed a software on the laptop..and it needs to chill abit...so i closed the lid...she layed beside me on the bed.....revealing her cleavage....... 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by flylykace: 1:16am On Feb 11, 2016 |
U haven't said anything yet bro |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 1:21am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Then...it all went quiet for lik 30sec...then i made the first move....i held her hand .....interlocked fingers....talked abit....then sumtin ran in my head......"Flirt a bit"........then said slowly..."ur boobs r kinda bigger than d ones in d pic"..."Stop teasing me jjor..its not big"--she said.........As i bad guy....i said" Ok lemme check na"... |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 1:27am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Then i dip my right hand into her top... ....caressing her nip**es....that was how the show started....wild kissing...to be honest, i was not feeling it , i was just playing along.....cos d sight of her face alone....made me sour.....Before i culd say JACK! dis girl pulled of all she was wearing...apart from her jeans |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by Nobody: 1:31am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Omg the thread is live! Men  |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 1:32am On Feb 11, 2016 |
...I culdnt bliv that shiiit...this girl had dis wild twisting jerk motion technique she was using to stroke me......i was almost losing control..... |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by Nobody: 1:32am On Feb 11, 2016 |
Dip his what yuk! Unfollow unfollow unfollow |
| Re: True Life Story, Guys Learn From This by RoyalBlak007: 1:38am On Feb 11, 2016 |
...and yes...she blew me guys .....a good blow...it was starting to get sticky...she took off my polo nd singlet...then she started rubbing my nipples awkward ryt? yeah it was....then i tried to play fair....just as i was sliding my hand towads her abdomen ..down...below her navel....into the jean...i culd feel HAIRS... .....i stylishly withdrew... who doesnt shave in this century.... |
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