debest1:

I took a picture of her weeing in a layby on the motorway,

gloriuss:

well unfortunately we werent exactly dating yet (the guy at the time), but i paid £160 (not sure how much that is in naira) for a 1 day getaway!

Ben20001:

I borrowed a three wheeler bike to take her on a picnic.

e-Shegz:

Wao, this is thrilling,

Left my office in Ikeja, Lagos by 11 pm to see her in Ibadan cause i was not able to catch up with her at the airport during the yuletide and i can' wait to see her the next day. Went with one of my friends cause i was scared but the "pull" was just too much. Got to her house so late, the elder brother did not even allow us take the drink and food she offered us! He told us it's already late, we should take our leave now! We were practically "bounced' out of the house around 12 midnight inspite of her pleading. Got to the park with my friend and while waiting for any means of transportation, got chased and robbed by some unruly characters like that.
And today the lovely lady is married, to another man!, Just imagine if i was killed that night. It was Dangerous, it was fun!

TheSeeker:

Craziest?

She was supposed to hook up with me at this restaurant, I was there 20 minutes earlier before the scheduled time. I had to wait for 4 hours. I kept calling her at intervals of 30 minutes and she did not answer the phone. I then went to used a prepaid phone I just bought that day and called her with it, guess what, she answered. When she heard it was my voice, she hung up -- this was the fourth hour(I probably thought she was testing my patience).

When I was out the door, she was walking in and I acted like I didn't know or ever seen her. Just headed towards my car and she followed, before she got any close I had lock up and ignited. Tried to make me wait but I sped off. I was upset because I had earlier ignored my best friend's request to help him move just to spend the time with her and she had the balls to keep me waiting for hours and worst of all, didn't answer my call. When I saw her coming as I was out the door, I asked myself "what's she doing here anyways?"

190:


and i guess u missed the kitten
dont count this against me abeg

TheSeeker:

Why should I count it against you when I know it's the typical you? The day you make a reasonable comment I'll braze myself for the second coming of Jesus Christ. _{Lord Jesus don't let him count this against me too}