ditto. . when u do it, buzz so i'll chk it up then

I hope gaggi dosent show up and spoil dis fun

@ topic,
i hear its called mid-life crisis.
Pls dont eat me ladies, i first heard this phrase here on nairaland

@ Oyinda and patwizard,
You still want to flirt your fertile lives away? Go ye into the real world and flirt with real men if u have the guts. Cowards, u come here and flirt behind the keyboard. Don't let these guys deceive y'all. They have more girls than they can handle, u better go grab a guy now before you become hags.

Like Lexi says, on YIM u guys show your real desperation. Losers.

^^where is gen2genius? Gone with the wind?

whitelexi:

Obviously

I have a group in my YIM which is called NL Girls. . .  That group has some 720something NL girls on it, and i can comfortably tell u that over 500 of them were all soooo very desperate. . .  too desperate for my liking!

hmmm- I'm among those 720 NL girls oh. Sorry if I sounded desperate.

Na condition- time and tide wait for no woman!

@Gaggi

I'll agree wit you that "some" & NOT "all" the ladies on here are desperate or seeking attention due to one or two issues they may be facing in the REAL world!. . Many of em here may've had broken homes (divorced), been through a  turbulent relationship (i know some of em), and they get on here just to get themselves noticed!. .

While most do NOTHING on here but make fun of others(post trash), most (the sensible ones) just come in, pass time and get off (back to the REAL world). .

So my brother, please take it easy on them,ayte?

The saintly naija men are in the house.

@tpia

desperates "chics" NL version would soon be airing. . . please drop off your cv

whitelexi:

Obviously

I have a group in my YIM which is called NL Girls. . .  That group has some 720something NL girls on it, and i can comfortably tell u that over 500 of them were all soooo very desperate. . .  too desperate for my liking!

Umm 720? why not 1000??!! プ/リ/ン,, even if that was the truth,  thats not cute to brag about. 

Next thing u know there will be a NL Guys are so Desperate thread!

v3nom4eva:

@tpia

desperates "chics" NL version would soon be airing. . . please drop off your cv

you got it.

thanks so much!

Nairaland males like you are the bomb!

@ Mr Gaggi dont you get tired of abusing peps?

@tpia

seriously. . wht r u on about??

v3nom4eva:

@tpia

seriously. . wht r u on about??

I'm thanking you for offering to help a desperate chick like me.

Hope you're not having second thoughts?

[b]Well you all will proberly be surprise to hear this from me Gaggi. the truth is that am a schizophrenic. so i create multiple identities for my self. there is gaggi the bad one that insults people and there is gaggi d good one,gaggi d baby,gaggi d fool,gaggi d slowpoke and etc. anyway this is d good gaggi saying am sorry for all the insults i av uttered here. especially to patwizkid and tpia whom i was always jealous of because i want to be a girl too. so i can be used by guys always especially by motor park guys. i always stand in the mirror and hide my d**k behind my laps to look like a girl. my dad is blind and my mum is a retard so i couldnt go to college that why i cant afford internet 24hrs a day so insult those whose can.pls NL girls forgive me. but now i suck d**k's for a living for three naira i suck one privates but for five naira i can suck two. but if u need a hole my wife have two good ones including mine three. pls we need customers ooo or hunger go kill us. i will stop here but for those of you who dont know me i attached a picture of me and my lovely wifey. if i insult u na again no say my schizophrenia is back[/b][color=#990000][/color]

@tpia

ok babe. . .i undie u now, i'll look around for a partner for u!

Gaggi.:

[b]Well you all will proberly be surprise to hear this from me Gaggi. the truth is that am a schizophrenic. so i create multiple identities for my self. there is gaggi the bad one that insults people and there is gaggi d good one,gaggi d baby,gaggi d fool,gaggi d slowpoke and etc. anyway this is d good gaggi saying am sorry for all the insults i av uttered here. especially to patwizkid and tpia whom i was always jealous of because i want to be a girl to. so i can be used by guys always especially by motor park guys. i always stand in the mirror and hide my d**k behind my laps to look like a girl. my dad is blind and my mum is a retard so i couldnt go to college that why i cant afford internet 24hrs a day so insult those whose can.pls NL girls forgive me. but not i suck d**k's for a living for three naira i suck one privates but for five naira i can suck two. but if u need a hole my wife have two good ones including mine three. pls we need customers ooo or hungry go kill us. i will stop here but for those of you who dont know me i attached a picture of me and my lovely wifey. if i insult u na again no say my schizophrenia is back[/b][color=#990000][/color]

more like you're a satanist.

Dont hide under the schizo excuse.

v3nom4eva:

@tpia

ok babe. . .i undie u now, i'll look around for a partner for u!

you da man!

tpia.:




more like you're a satanist.

Dont hide under the schizo excuse.







you da man!

ur welcome

yeeeeee @ gaggi you don kill meyou no well @ all

Jeeeeeeez. . .so he is even from a family that lives from hand-to-mouth. . .
hahaha. . .NYSC!

Dammy_ray:

yeeeeee @ gaggi you don kill meyou no well @ all

Nairaland don finish me!!

lwkmd

Gaggi, u are a slowpoke!

Gaggi.:

[b]Well you all will proberly be surprise to hear this from me Gaggi. the truth is that am a schizophrenic. so i create multiple identities for my self. there is gaggi the bad one that insults people and there is gaggi d good one,gaggi d baby,gaggi d fool,gaggi d slowpoke and etc. anyway this is d good gaggi saying am sorry for all the insults i av uttered here. especially to patwizkid and tpia whom i was always jealous of because i want to be a girl too. so i can be used by guys always especially by motor park guys. i always stand in the mirror and hide my d**k behind my laps to look like a girl. my dad is blind and my mum is a retard so i couldnt go to college that why i cant afford internet 24hrs a day so insult those whose can.pls NL girls forgive me. but now i suck d**k's for a living for three naira i suck one privates but for five naira i can suck two. but if u need a hole my wife have two good ones including mine three. pls we need customers ooo or hunger go kill us. i will stop here but for those of you who dont know me i attached a picture of me and my lovely wifey. if i insult u na again no say my schizophrenia is back[/b][color=#990000][/color]

ROFLMAO my stomach this is the funniest post on nairaland i KNEW THE POSTER HAD A PROBLEM

@sexy

WORD sistah!

@gaggi

u dey fall my left hand man!! grow up!

am not here to be critized.   can u feel my pain. i cant be a girl and i have to suck my fellow guys for a living. abeg gather some money for me guys i fit suck u na self. abeg abeg ooo  or my wife can make u happy u no now

@Gaggi

How can i be so naive to think Naija men are good enough for you? I know you just broke up with Scorfield and u're currently dating Brad Pitt.
Wake up already, get a real man, ur keyboard won't make u feel like a woman. No wonder sale of rabbits has trippled.

LOL, will certainly do. Hopefully I'd get a real man before you get off your rocking chair and find a real woman so you can stop watching NL Girls being lonely.

Nor mind am, na mumu dey worry im head. If to say i go fit see am now eh, i for just shoot im dirty mouth wey im dey take yarn opata.

rotf lmyo. . .*runs off to the toilet & farts loudly*

v3nom4eva:

rotf lmyo. . .*runs off to the toilet & farts loudly*

loolzzzzz

Hmmmn hmmmn. . .ur fart is smelling like gaggi's puu!

@pat

sweety. . .

@sexy

my fart has this "alluring" fragrance to it. . so PLS dont look the other way

you must be really special