LOL, I just made up the site jare. But I still Rule sha

Wetin be Kirikiri? Nah, I love my jail cell London sucks

FL Gators:

LOL, I just made up the site jare. But I still Rule sha

Wetin be Kirikiri? Nah, I love my jail cell  London sucks

I had no doubt in my mind that you were one of those nigerian fraudsters tarnishing our image home and abroad.
And how do you rule? What do you do best? Can you tickle my fancy?

Kirikiri is an underground prison in Ikoyi, Lagos. Where hardened criminals are sent to rot for life. You cannot be an inmate of the prison and come out a quarter of a normal human being.

nuzo:

I had no doubt in my mind that you were one of those nigerian fraudsters tarnishing our image home and abroad.
And how do you rule? What do you do best? Can you tickle my fancy?

Kirikiri is an underground prison in Ikoyi, Lagos. Where hardened criminals are sent to rot for life. You cannot be an inmate of the prison and come out a quarter of a normal human being.

So I'm now tarnishing Naija's image? Oga o, egba mi
I don't want to tickle your fancy, I've rejected you too

Ohh kirikiri, I'll meet you there

FL Gators:

So I'm now tarnishing Naija's image? Oga o, egba mi

Dont die yet, we still need scapegoats when the Great Nigerian revolution kicks off. We must slay all corrupt being at sight, no hostage taking as survivor will be shot again.

FL Gators:

I don't want to tickle your fancy, I've rejected you too

Dude, my question was rhetorical. Besides, you cannot reject what you never had a chance at.

FL Gators:

Ohh kirikiri, I'll meet you there

I bind you in JESUS NAME!!!

nuzo:

Dont die yet, we still need scapegoats when the Great Nigerian revolution kicks off. We must slay all corrupt being at sight, no hostage taking as survivor will be shot again.

LOL, you telling me they haven't caught you doing your thing?
Oje report ara e

nuzo:

Dude, my question was rhetorical. Besides, you cannot reject what you never had a chance at.

Duddette, I reject any chance of it happenig

nuzo:

I bind you in JESUS NAME!!!

I bind you with A ROPE!

FL Gators:


LOL, you telling me they haven't caught you doing your thing?
Oje report ara e
Duddette, I reject any chance of it happenig
I bind you with A ROPE!

Heyyyy! Stop there! Lets be serious for once. Ok?
What exactly do you want from me, cos am taken. And even am not, you are out of the question.

So now, tell me what you want aside from me being your boyfriend?

nuzo:

Heyyyy! Stop there! Lets be serious for once. Ok?
What exactly do you want from me, cos am taken. And even am not, you are out of the question.

So now, tell me what you want aside from me being your boyfriend?

I laugh!

Let's be serious for once, y do you want me? But I have to say I'm likewise taken

nuzo ni hao how china dey? haha

FL Gators:

I laugh!

Let's be serious for once, y do you want me? But I have to say I'm likewise taken

Stop fronting abeg. You never know, I may have friends in your neighbourhood who I may force to consider having a chat with you.
Having said that, I want to make it clear to you that am not that kind of person who takes girls' obsession for me for granted. I usually chat them up until they come to realize that am totally out of reach for them.
So, because of my kindheartedness, Ive decided to allow you reach me through my email ad in my profile. That doesnt mean I will reply. Just an avenue for you to voice your obsession privately.

oyinda.:

nuzo ni hao how china dey? haha

Havent you read through the thread?
For the umpteenth time, AM TAKEN. Stop toasting me.

When will I be finally free of all these harassments from ladies?

nuzo:

Stop fronting abeg. You never know, I may have friends in your neighbourhood who I may force to consider having a chat with you.
Having said that, I want to make it clear to you that am not that kind of person who takes girls' obsession for me for granted. I usually chat them up until they come to realize that am totally out of reach for them.
So, because of my kindheartedness, Ive decided to allow you reach me through my email ad in my profile. That doesnt mean I will reply. Just an avenue for you to voice your obsession privately.

Stop it right there? What is this? So just because am "obsessed" with you means you think I'd let you take me for granted?

Let's try this one more time. . . . . Oyinda, oya, email him and see if he no be fake fake

nuzo u don't speak chinese? i'm greeting u now

@gators, email him ke? lol

FL Gators:

Stop it right there? What is this? So just because am "obsessed" with you means you think I'd let you take me for granted?

Let's try this one more time. . . . . Oyinda, oya, email him and see if he no be fake fake

Dont tell me you are a kid, cos you should know by now that one gets vulnerable to the person she/he is obsessed with. Fortunately for you, my mama didnt raise me that way.

Fake? Are you insinuating am a ghost?

oyinda.:

nuzo u don't speak chinese? i'm greeting u now

@gators, email him ke? lol

Not fluent yet.
However, ni hau = hello. Ni hao ma? = How are you?. Wo hen hao = I am fine.
Happy now?

Note: Dont email me if you are above 22 years and if your picture is not attached. I also cannot guarantee a reply.

Unfortunately, I'm 26 years old

I'm not vulnerable when it comes to you. I might be "obsessed", but not vulnerable.

@oyinda
yes na

ha i see. ni hau?? lol

nuzo:

Note: Dont email me if you are above 22 years and if your picture is not attached. I also cannot guarantee a reply.

my identical twin's pic is in my profile and i'm just a week over 22. can i email u??

Wait a minute.  I had always thought that Alek Wek was a post-operative male transvestite who had taken a moral stand against tit implants

FL Gators:

Unfortunately, I'm 26 years old

I'm not vulnerable when it comes to you. I might be "obsessed", but not vulnerable.

@oyinda
yes na

26? what a cargo you are! well, I still have older friends who might want to chat you up, but the problem now is that news has it that you have mustache. Yeah, sometimes, I like hairy gals , but mustache. . . . . ewww. _{Throw up}.

Oyinda just wrote me now with her pictures attached. . . . again. . . ewww.

Eyah, ehn, better luck for me next time.

Sansara, another fine hunk go come my way. Unfortunately, Jakumo is married

Give her a break, Nuzo, and allow her to conquer you sexually.  Consider it a charitable act of compassion.

oyinda.:

ha i see.  ni hau?? lol  

my identical twin's pic is in my profile and i'm just a week over 22. can i email u??

Werent you the person that just emailed me? Oh. . . some other onlooker must have taken that advantage, though it failed on arrival.
Now, go ahead and email me, cos I may not have time to check your profile. And like I said before, I may not reply your mails.

Another note: You must be a graduate of medicine in an western university.

FL Gators:

Eyah, ehn, better luck for me next time.

Sansara, another fine hunk go come my way. Unfortunately, Jakumo is married

Even if I were married, I would be a fervent subscriber to polygamy and the pragmatic philosophy of try before you buy.

@jakumo, are u checking my profile? my twin's pic is meant for nuzo's eyes only

@nuzo, so can i send u an email?  .
 i'm going to put my other twin's pic in my profile (we're triplets u see) so u can see

FL Gators:

Eyah, ehn, better luck for me next time.

Sansara, another fine hunk go come my way. Unfortunately, Jakumo is married

Does marriage prevent a nigerian man from tasting from another honey pot?

Jakumo:

Give her a break, Nuzo, and allow her to conquer you sexually.  Consider it a charitable act of compassion.

No way, I dont want to sustain bruises.

Jakumo:

Even if I were married, I would be a fervent subscriber to polygamy and the pragmatic philosophy of try before you buy.

If? Jakumo, now you wan change story?
Were you not one of the NL couple who got married last week?

@nuzo
How about "You must be  rich "? Ole!

So you dey advocate polygamy? Kirikiri dey wait for you

Oyinda I have a roving eye which has so far defied all attempts to curtail, particularly when there is a chance of getting laid that I might be missing out on.

FL Gators:

If? Jakumo, now you wan change story?
Were you not one of the NL couple who got married last week?

So you dey advocate polygamy? Kirikiri dey wait for you

Gators, I duly showed up for the marriage in my rented tuxedo and rented limo, only to catch a glimpse of Tpia fleeing the scene in a taxi. My detectives are hot on her trial as we speak, and she will no doubt be brought to book very soon, whereopun I can explain to her the importance of obeying orders, in between punitive floggings.

FL Gators:

If? Jakumo, now you wan change story?
Were you not one of the NL couple who got married last week?

No mind am, madam new zealander go soon land.

FL Gators:

@nuzo
How about "You must be  rich "? Ole!

So you dey advocate polygamy? Kirikiri dey wait for you

Yes ooo, she must be rich, smart and independent. Is that too much to ask by a promising young man like me?

oyinda.:

@jakumo, are u checking my profile? my twin's pic is meant for nuzo's eyes only

@nuzo, so can i send u an email?  .
 i'm going to put my other twin's pic in my profile (we're triplets u see) so u can see

No, am not interested in you. You are not a graduate of medicine from a top 20 world university.

So, stop toasting me!!!

Jakumo:

Gators, I duly showed up for the marriage in my rented tuxedo and rented limo, only to catch a glimpse of Tpia fleeing the scene in a taxi. My detectives are hot on her trial as we speak, and she will no doubt be brought to book very soon, whereopun I can explain to her the importance of obeying orders, in between punitive floggings.

rotflmao tehhehe

If only tpia was a witch, I bet all of y'all's "thing" would have disappeared by now

Dem say, no be only brain go get a woman. Are you fine? Maybe thats why



@Nuzo
Oyinda has already agreed to email you.

Stop wooing me, I'm taken

FL Gators:

rotflmao tehhehe

If only tpia was a witch, I bet all of y'all's "thing" would have disappeared by now

I have survived many attempted genital thefts during my visits to Nigeria, but with the spiritual fortifications I own, my staff of office will only ever disappear into the promised land of a cooperative female accomplice. Praise the Lord !

FL Gators:

rotflmao tehhehe

If only tpia was a witch, I bet all of y'all's "thing" would have disappeared by now

Dem say, no be only brain go get a woman. Are you fine? Maybe thats why

Caution please!
What are you insinuating here? Make yourself clear abeg.

FL Gators:

@Nuzo
Oyinda has already agreed to email you.

Stop wooing me, I'm taken

Nigerian ladies and pretense sha.

If only tpia was a witch

Who knows?

@Jakumo
eyah, and how did you manage to escape?

You should have given nuzo some advise,, maybe then, someone wouldnt have snatched his genitals

@nuzo
I'm just saying. Women dnt just want men with only brain na.

Its not a crime to pretend

FL Gators:

@Jakumo
eyah, and how did you manage to escape?

You should have given nuzo some advise,, maybe then, someone wouldnt have snatched his genitals

Tell your babalawo that your plans to snatch my ogbonge didnt work out. A chinese girl padlocked it safely in her lovely bedroom.

@nuzo
I'm just saying. Women dnt just want men with only brain na.

Still not clear, or are you trying to say that Jakumo only has brains and nothing more?
Please be serious for once.

Its not a crime to pretend

Not a crime at all, but it is the reason why most of your likes are not getting the best like me.