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Top 8 Funny And Embarrassing Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by leksy07(m): 4:28pm On Mar 02, 2016
No matter how bad the economy may be crumbling, Nigerians still find humor in everything.

I hope this soothes your sunny day and brings some laughter to your face. Here are my top 8 hilarious but embarrassing quotes from 2010-2015.

1. Labaran Maku – 2010

“We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.”

2. Olusegun Obasanjo – 2010

“With all due respect, If Jesus Christ will come to this world to become INEC Charmian, any election He conducts will be disputed.”


3. Jonathan Goodluck – May 2014

“Over 70% of what they call corruption in Nigeria is mere common theft.”


4. Jonah Jang – May 2013

“God is a democrat. He does not support rigging. But if you rig and succeed, that means God supports it.”


5. Patience Jonathan – November 2011

“Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood still lives on.”


6. Adams Oshiomole – December 2013

“Go and Die.”


7. Patience Jonathan – May 2011

“My fellow widows.”


8. Rotimi Ameachi – September 2015.

“I will not die, I drank bottled water. You did not drink bottled water.”


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Re: Top 8 Funny And Embarrassing Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by ladyF(f): 4:30pm On Mar 02, 2016
(9) Though *** is dead, his manhood lives on grin
Re: Top 8 Funny And Embarrassing Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by leksy07(m): 4:34pm On Mar 02, 2016
no 4..... undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Top 8 Funny And Embarrassing Quotes By Nigerian Politicians by dunkem21(m): 4:37pm On Mar 02, 2016
How can you forget Almighty "Western Germany" cheesy

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