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Land Of Milk And Honey by Hollysmile: 9:11am On Jul 16, 2009
They say Naija is a Land flowing wif Milk and Honey,

Cows produce Milk;
Bees produce Honey:

Cows: Pple wey dey confused.
Bees: Politicians wey dey fire demselves and the nation.

No wonder, Naija is still striving to survive.
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by romsky: 9:15am On Jul 16, 2009
so r u a cow or a bee?
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Ben13: 9:20am On Jul 16, 2009
He's more like a cow.
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by sylve11: 9:21am On Jul 16, 2009
or a bee; anyone goes cool
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Jeovy(m): 9:22am On Jul 16, 2009
lol ben, a very fat COW indeed
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by donsponky(m): 9:27am On Jul 16, 2009
the nation is full of milk and honey no mean say make you go dey lick ground ohh, dey find milk and honey,
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Ben13: 9:30am On Jul 16, 2009
fat COW grin
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Jeovy(m): 9:31am On Jul 16, 2009
yeah, FAT ONE grin
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by donsponky(m): 9:39am On Jul 16, 2009
romade which one you be
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Hollysmile: 9:41am On Jul 16, 2009
Tee hee hee heeeeeee!!!!!!!

romade:

so r u a cow or a bee?

Thanx for de question, Me bi human.

Ben20001:

He's more like a cow.

I said some. Not everyone. Ishi okpo!

sylve11:

or a bee; anyone goes cool

For u abi?

Jeovy:

lol ben, a very fat COW indeed

And u, A skinny one.

donsponky:

the nation is full of milk and honey no mean say make you go dey lick ground ohh, dey find milk and honey,

Dat's true!

Ben20001:

fat COW grin

Cockcroach leg like u!

Jeovy:

yeah, FAT ONE grin

Hungry cow!
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Ben13: 9:41am On Jul 16, 2009
romade and Jeovy na milk and honey, while you and hollysmile na Cow(fat one) and bee.

Is that ok?
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Hollysmile: 9:45am On Jul 16, 2009
donsponky:

romade which one you be

No mind dat Bent pikin.

Ben20001:

romade and Jeovy na milk and honey, while you and hollysmile na Cow(fat one) and bee.

Is that ok?

HoLLY and who?
Nti oke!
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Jeovy(m): 9:47am On Jul 16, 2009
romade should be the one milking the Fat Cow(hollysmile)
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Ben13: 9:51am On Jul 16, 2009
nope! cos I dislike the Fat COW.
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Hollysmile: 9:55am On Jul 16, 2009
Jeovy:

romade should be the one milking the Fat Cow(Ben)

Now u are talking! Milking Ben, abi? cry cry

Ben20001:

nope! cos I dislike the Fat COW.

Now u like Jeovy cos he's a skinny cow, abi? grin grin
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Jeovy(m): 9:58am On Jul 16, 2009
Hollysmile:

Now u are talking! Milking Ben, abi? cry cry

Now u like Jeovy cos he's a skinny cow, abi? grin grin

sharap, Fat Cow
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by sylve11: 10:03am On Jul 16, 2009
is the cow as fat as yokozuna? cool
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Jeovy(m): 10:06am On Jul 16, 2009
ask Hollysmile to send u his pics
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by romsky: 10:07am On Jul 16, 2009
full stop
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by donsponky(m): 10:09am On Jul 16, 2009
i go like to milk romade brest oh grin
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Jeovy(m): 10:15am On Jul 16, 2009
perv.
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Hollysmile: 10:23am On Jul 16, 2009
Jeovy:

sharap, Fat Cow

No use dat ur dry cow shoe break dat cybercafe keyboard, oh! Atulu!

sylve11:

is the cow as fat as yokozuna? cool

See dis tooth pick talking! wink

Jeovy:

ask Hollysmile to send u his pics

I too handsome for una!

romade:

full stop

(back-to-back) Stop Fool!

donsponky:

i go like to milk romade brest oh grin

Just another Insect!

Jeovy:

perv.

See Perv dey call person perv.
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Ben13: 10:27am On Jul 16, 2009
you too talk o jare
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Jeovy(m): 10:29am On Jul 16, 2009
Hollysmile:
)

I too handsome for una!


handsome Fat cow, dats cool grin
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Hollysmile: 10:30am On Jul 16, 2009
I dey go marketting. I will soon be back.
Cows!
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Jeovy(m): 10:32am On Jul 16, 2009
take ur cow ass out of here grin, happy marketing
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by donsponky(m): 10:35am On Jul 16, 2009
na cow you won go market? ow you won go sell yourself, cheesy president of all the cowers grin
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Ben13: 10:37am On Jul 16, 2009
Plenty COWS dey hia cheesy I no fit shout
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by alimat2(f): 10:40am On Jul 16, 2009
wow!!!, i need 5 of them for my fulani wife introduction
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Jeovy(m): 10:41am On Jul 16, 2009
u wan marry wife or husband
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by alimat2(f): 10:43am On Jul 16, 2009
wifes
Re: Land Of Milk And Honey by Ben13: 10:44am On Jul 16, 2009
alimat dey confused pass federal government.

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