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Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Nobody: 11:30am On Mar 06, 2016
gringrin

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Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Nobody: 11:33am On Mar 06, 2016
Modified:

Please, don't decipher the content and insulation of this picture as demeaning private schools, It is just a comical averment intended to induce amusement.

A school, irrespective of private, state of federal owned have the capacity and potential of awesomeness if they adhere to its principles.

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Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by chiefolododo(m): 11:36am On Mar 06, 2016
Some guys will still pick option c

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Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Nobody: 11:39am On Mar 06, 2016
chiefolododo:
Some guys will still pick option c
Your moniker depicts that you might be one of those to pick option C grin

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Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by kilokeys(m): 11:46am On Mar 06, 2016
Futa:

Give us the name of the hunter buried under this exam hall 120 years ago during the inter tribal war before akure had a "deji"

100 marks


If u fail this question.. Come back next year

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Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Carlson001(m): 11:55am On Mar 06, 2016
kilokeys:
Futa:

If u fail this question.. Come back next year
Lol... In our CSC exam, the man simply wrote among d instructions: "If u cannot solve fast, den dis exam is not for you." ...& calculators weren't allowed. #Uniben4U!

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Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Nobody: 12:21pm On Mar 06, 2016
that's to tell you sey uniben no be beans

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Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by RobinHez(m): 12:27pm On Mar 06, 2016
Exaggeration.
Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Nobody: 12:39pm On Mar 06, 2016
RobinHez:
Exaggeration.

You are just a fresher or a neophyte to uniben, so why should you accede and aver of "exaggeration"?

A current or past sophomore(Carlson001) of Uniben swerved from attempting to dispute and debunk the message, so are you saying you are more cognisant about Uniben than your predecessors?

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Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Slimzjoe(m): 12:40pm On Mar 06, 2016
Preparing you for a Tough Future!

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Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Yustash001(m): 12:43pm On Mar 06, 2016
So true...

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Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Nobody: 12:44pm On Mar 06, 2016
Lmao cheesy cheesy
Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by ItzTun3chi(m): 1:11pm On Mar 06, 2016
I trust oau... grin

#ItzTun3chi grin
Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Nobody: 1:20pm On Mar 06, 2016
ItzTun3chi:
I trust oau... grin


#ItzTun3chi grin
Are you a student in OAU? grin
Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by ItzTun3chi(m): 1:27pm On Mar 06, 2016
blueto:
Are you a student in OAU? grin
Yes..why? grin
Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Nobody: 1:45pm On Mar 06, 2016
ItzTun3chi:


Yes..why? grin
Nothing grin
Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by ayoola648(m): 1:59pm On Mar 06, 2016
kilokeys:
Futa:

Give us the name of the hunter buried under this exam hall 120 years ago during the inter tribal war before akure had a "deji"

100 marks


If u fail this question.. Come back next year
FUTA I hail thee ooooo

although I school at achievers .

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Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by chiefolododo(m): 2:44pm On Mar 06, 2016
Private
ayoola648:

FUTA I hail thee ooooo

although I school at achievers .
Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Shiifi(m): 3:03pm On Mar 06, 2016
uniabuja come c wer una dey ooo
jus dey fustrate student brain
Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by RobinHez(m): 3:15pm On Mar 06, 2016
blueto:


You are just a fresher or a neophyte to uniben, so why should you accede and aver of "exaggeration"?

A current or past sophomore(Carlson001) of Uniben swerved from attempting to dispute and debunk the message, so are you saying you are more cognisant about Uniben than your predecessors?

Exx101
ex·ag·ger·ate\ig-ˈza-jə-ˌrāt\
: to think of or describe something as larger or greater than it really is
: to make (something) larger or greater than normal

Examples of exaggerations are :

1. what is the name of ur school. - 20 marks.

2. Developing an algorithm in 2mins..


Who the_fUCK is Carlson to me?

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Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Nobody: 3:22pm On Mar 06, 2016
RobinHez:


Exx101

Examples of exaggerations are : what is the name of ur school. - 20 marks.



its seems you engross more on connotative statements than denotative statements.
Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Nobody: 3:25pm On Mar 06, 2016
Ebayray:
Lmao cheesy cheesy
how are you mhiz?
Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by elkonS: 3:58pm On Mar 06, 2016
kilokeys:
Futa:

Give us the name of the hunter buried under this exam hall 120 years ago during the inter tribal war before akure had a "deji"

100 marks


If u fail this question.. Come back next year
looooooooollzzzz....tech for self reliance oo....ows bin ur exams na??
Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Fabzgrace(f): 4:20pm On Mar 06, 2016
blueto:


its seems you engross more on connotative statements than denotative statements.

I opine you just go back to your online "jumia" mall.
Thats too harsh. You "cc"ed him now.
Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Nobody: 4:25pm On Mar 06, 2016
Fabzgrace:
Thats too harsh. You "cc"ed him now.
Robinhez forgive me!
Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by hardbody: 4:46pm On Mar 06, 2016
blueto:


You are just a fresher or a neophyte to uniben, so why should you accede and aver of "exaggeration"?

A current or past sophomore(Carlson001) of Uniben swerved from attempting to dispute and debunk the message, so are you saying you are more cognisant about Uniben than your predecessors?

Is this how they taught you to write in that den of robbers?
Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Nobody: 5:25pm On Mar 06, 2016
blueto:
how are you mhiz?
Am fine and you
Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by Nobody: 5:37pm On Mar 06, 2016
Although am a student of a Federal University but I will make sure my kids attend a private university. 'some' private universities are already meeting up to standards...

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Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by octopusfreaky(f): 5:41pm On Mar 06, 2016
Ds must be a joke.Some private uni even teach better than socalled fed uni.
Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by dharay99: 5:51pm On Mar 06, 2016
RobinHez:
Exaggeration.

0ver Exaggeration.
Reason; u've not been 2oda skuls!

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Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by LouisBERG: 5:58pm On Mar 06, 2016
Re: Pic: Difference Between A Private University & A Federal University by dharay99: 6:00pm On Mar 06, 2016
hardbody:


Is this how they taught you to write in that den of robbers?

neqative sir,
its jez dat he takes his
own lecture wid d guards at d main-gate.

We are taught berra.

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