“You don find wetin you go wear for Saturday?”

“No oh, but I go enter market Friday, you know I gats look fresh”

You thought that was a dialogue between two girls, didn’t you? Ha-Ha! No. This conversation was between two…....

Click on the link to read more. It is just too damn funny, chai http://ariesmoda.com/2016/i-spent-15-minutes-in-a-keke-and-this-is-what-happened-a-true-nigerian-story/

Mtchewwwwwwwwww

La click,la no food for me tonight!

Just when I tot there are no more yaba left patients, one just proved me wrong

If I do/do not read it, I'll still be me. So Op you're on ya own

“You don find wetin you go wear for Saturday?” “No oh, but I go enter market Friday, you know I gats look fresh” You thought that was a dialogue between two girls, didn’t you? Ha-Ha! No. This conversation was between two…. (Wait for it)… two Igbo boys with acidic Igbo accents. For a while, the duo went on and on about trousers and shoes, belts, shirts and hats, all for this a “Saturday event”. And what is this event, you may ask? A birthday? Nope, A thanksgiving service? I seriously doubt that. A red carpet event? Psssht, oh please. As I sat, slightly cramped in the Ke-Ke, in between the two, I heard one of them utter a powerful four letter word that shed light on what the conversation was about. This word, which when mentioned, gives young scholars and Obasanjo brief moments of extremely heavy breathing; JAMB. They were talking about what to wear to the JAMB examination on Saturday. These two young men, leaders of tomorrow, yammering about moccasins matching their jackets were actually talking about an exam, not just any exam. The exam that gives Naija youths sleepless nights and days filled with thoughts of the impending doom. The big J.A.M.B, the second most hated word in Nigeria, right after “Buhari”. Still eavesdropping, I heard one of them ask the other “But guy, you don read? As in, you dey ready for the exam?”, then the other responded with a violent “Abegggiiii, no start!” I frantically searched for a handkerchief in my purse, for you see, “Agbero number 2” shot bullets of spit into my ear when he responded to “ Agbero number 1”. I finally found a tissue, and as I sat there in silent rage, tissue in ear, still in denial, I thought to myself; “Are these two idiots seriously arguing about who will look fresher on the day of the exam?” Yes, yes they were. As always, in every situation, I deduce a theory. In this case, there are actually two suitable ones; —–Either THEY are retards OR ——-They ARE retards. Well either way, So wetin concern me? P.S. We need to teach our youths; our future leaders that Knowledge is Power!

prettythicksme:
La click,la no food for me tonight!

dry

toyeoye:

dry

as in, hopelessly dry!

chigoizie7:
Just when I tot yaba left patients has finished, one just proved me wrong

I don't understand what you are even on about.

Yuneehk:
If I do/do not read it, I'll still be me. So Op you're on ya own

Why share your opinion if you were not interested in reading it in the first place? Like I don't even understand people. Whatever mehn!

JanethEze:


I don't understand what you are even on about.

Well, only a yaba right patient will understand me, but since u fall to the left category, I am not surprised u didn't understand me.

chigoizie7:



Well, only a yaba right patient will understand me, but since u fall to the left category, I am not surprised u didn't understand me.

People just come on someone's thread and start to yarn absolute rubbish. Anyway, silence is the best answer for a f00l so I won't reply you again.

JanethEze:


People just come on someone's thread and start to yarn absolute rubbish. Anyway, silence is the best answer for a f00l so I won't reply you again.

Finally

By the way. Wishing you guys a Happy Women's Day

You are funny o. Trying to knock someone's hustle. Don't worry, I'll be watching you.

iHart:
“You don find wetin you go wear for
Saturday?”
“No oh, but I go enter market Friday, you
know I gats look fresh”
You thought that was a dialogue between two
girls, didn’t you? Ha-Ha! No. This conversation
was between two…. (Wait for it)… two Igbo
boys with acidic Igbo accents.
For a while, the duo went on and on about
trousers and shoes, belts, shirts and hats, all
for this a “Saturday event”. And what is this
event, you may ask? A birthday? Nope, A
thanksgiving service? I seriously doubt that.
A red carpet event? Psssht, oh please.
As I sat, slightly cramped in the Ke-Ke, in
between the two, I heard one of them utter a
powerful four letter word that shed light on
what the conversation was about. This word,
which when mentioned, gives young scholars
and Obasanjo brief moments of extremely
heavy breathing; JAMB. They were talking
about what to wear to the JAMB examination
on Saturday.
These two young men, leaders of tomorrow,
yammering about moccasins matching their
jackets were actually talking about an exam,
not just any exam. The exam that gives Naija
youths sleepless nights and days filled with
thoughts of the impending doom. The big
J.A.M.B, the second most hated word in
Nigeria, right after “Buhari”.
Still eavesdropping, I heard one of them ask
the other “But guy, you don read? As in, you
dey ready for the exam?”, then the other
responded with a violent “Abegggiiii, no
start!”
I frantically searched for a handkerchief in
my purse, for you see, “Agbero number 2” shot
bullets of spit into my ear when he responded
to “ Agbero number 1”.
I finally found a tissue, and as I sat there in
silent rage, tissue in ear, still in denial,
I thought to myself; “Are these two idiots
seriously arguing about who will look fresher
on the day of the exam?” Yes, yes they were.
As always, in every situation, I deduce a
theory. In this case, there are actually
two suitable ones;
—–Either THEY are retards
OR
——-They ARE retards.
Well either way,
So wetin concern me?
P.S. We need to teach our youths; our future
leaders that Knowledge is Power!

JanethEze:
You are funny o. Trying to knock someone's hustle. Don't worry, I'll be watching you.

I hate these link of a thing on Nairaland. if you ain't posting it completely, don't post at all! I will be watching you too...:-)

iHart:
I hate these link of a thing on Nairaland. if you ain't posting it completely, don't post at all! I will be watching you too...:-)

You hate it then don't enter the thread in the first place. Anyway, I hope someone knocks your hustle too. It won't be me, it would me someone else.

JanethEze:

You hate it then don't enter the thread in the first place. Anyway, I hope someone knocks your hustle too. It won't be me, it would me someone else.

then don't make the caption of the thread to have suspense, so people won't be enticed to enter only to find link up and down!!

iHart:
then don't make the caption of the thread to have suspense, so people won't be enticed to enter only to find link up and down!!

Like I said. Someone else will knock your hustle too OK. Enjoy your life.

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toyeoye:


dry

Lol