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| Pastors by kikelomo(f): 4:23pm On Nov 11, 2005 |
PASTORS Three Pastors an Indian, an American and a Nigerian, were engaged in a discussion as to how they share the proceeds from offerings they recieved after each sunday service. I draw a big circle on the floor and toss all the money in the air", said the Indian Pastor "the notes and coins that fall within the circle is for God and the ones that fall outside it are mine" The American Pastor said "Well, I draw a long line on the floor. The notes and coins that fall on the line are for God and the ones that fall out of the line are mine" "Well in my own case" the Nigerian Pastor said, "I simply toss all the notes and coins in the air. The ones that God catches are his and the one's He allows to fall back to earth, He leaves for my own welfare!" |
| Re: Pastors by icingbaby(f): 3:18am On Nov 20, 2005 |
that's Nigeria man for you  |
| Re: Pastors by christyne(f): 1:47pm On Nov 26, 2005 |
Infact, u really knw dt nigerian's are dubious.(but not all oooo cos i'm not lol) Thats a really nice one,i love it girl. |
| Re: Pastors by chrisd(m): 6:23pm On Dec 20, 2005 |
Found PASTORS in LONDON like that lol |
| Re: Pastors by scholarist: 4:46pm On Nov 11, 2008 |
 if i were there i'll pour all notes and coin in the air any one i see around me is mine |
| Re: Pastors by clemcykul(f): 10:07am On Nov 12, 2008 |
i shall be a pastor someday |
| Re: Pastors by Magnate021(m): 10:36am On Nov 12, 2008 |
real nija man oooooo |
| Re: Pastors by clemcykul(f): 11:24am On Nov 12, 2008 |
newbie in da house welcome |
| Re: Pastors by disease(m): 12:18pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
Me I be pastor Offering! In my church, we don't give offering, we receive offering. @Magnate 02 Welcome to NL jokes. |
| Re: Pastors by sylve11: 12:28pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
diseasco how far?  |
| Re: Pastors by romsky: 12:32pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
not tu far Syl  |
| Re: Pastors by disease(m): 12:35pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
@sylve11 Ol' boy! U disappear again?  |
| Re: Pastors by sylve11: 12:37pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
no ooh, i don search every where for nairaland i no see u ooh. Ask romain na. |
| Re: Pastors by disease(m): 12:41pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
@sylve11 U get YIM? Come make we dey chat. |
| Re: Pastors by romsky: 12:47pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
Syl ow i 4 take know say na Disis u dey luk 4 |
| Re: Pastors by sylve11: 12:50pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
ok. ma own na sylve11_11@yahoo.com, i go log in soon, make ma colleague come, him go 4 lunch. Send me ur yahoo ID @captain romain, no vex my brother i for tell u. |
| Re: Pastors by romsky: 1:00pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
beta, na yim u dey display but born day fud u no fit |
| Re: Pastors by sylve11: 1:54pm On Nov 12, 2008 |
roamin, food again? i thought you came to ma place yesterday to eat your favorite ( snail ). ok dont worry. but yesterdday tyty was complaining that she hates preparing snails. i will try convince her. but romain you dey eat oooh ;d |
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