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All We Really Need To Know We Learned From Noah's Ark by SonofIssachar: 12:20am On Mar 12, 2016
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1. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

2. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.

3. Don't listen to critics -- do what has to be done.

4. Build on high ground.

5. For safety's sake, travel in pairs. Two heads are better than one.

6. Speed isn't always an advantage. The cheetahs were on board, but so were the snails.

7. If you can't fight or flee -- float!

8. Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.

9. Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.

10. When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't sit there and complain -- shovel!

11. Stay below deck during the storm.

12. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals.

13. If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.

14. Remember that the woodpeckers INSIDE are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.

15. Don't miss the boat.

16. No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the other side.

17. "Stop what you are doing, and do what God says!"

Meditation: By faith Noah, being divinely warned of things not yet seen, moved with godly fear, prepared an ark for the saving of his household, by which he condemned the world and became heir of the righteousness which is according to faith. – Hebrews 11:7

You will succeed in Jesus Name!

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Re: All We Really Need To Know We Learned From Noah's Ark by David0(m): 12:26am On Mar 12, 2016
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