A teenage boy was very inquisitive about the girls V.gina that he asked an elder!!!!!
Mind you, those days Elders were sages and reservoir of experience and wisdom.

Elder, Elder how to know the size of a ladies vagina.?
Lad, just look at the width of her mouth and the lips of her mouth, then you will come to know.

Still puzzled, the lad decided to confirmed this as he was at sea concerning the response of the elder.

So walking past this MILF (aunty), he could not help but stop her to ask if the elders's statement was true,

lad: Is it true auntie that the ladies' V.gina is same as the size of her mouth and the lips?

MILF: Sensing the guy might have checked out her mouth size (for she has a humungous mouth and lips to match)
She squeezed her mouth to make it look smaller and answered: "who told you?"

Guys and Ladies for the fun of it, what do you think about the Elders statement?
Or will the ladies in Nairaland do the "who told you" thing.

lol!!!!