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Romance / Re: Relationship Tips: How To Make Sure You are The Only Man She Is Fucking by 2dice(m): 12:05am On Mar 05, 2016
Hmmn...

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by 2dice(m): 11:48pm On Mar 04, 2016
Road to Sambisa Continuation
Kayserispor - Genclerbirligi (1 - 10 min result)
Customer type: X @ 1.14
Reading FC - Fulham FC (1 - 10 min result)
Customer type: X @ 1.16
Vitoria Setubal - Moreirense FC (1 - 10 min result)
Customer type: X @ 1.15
Perugia - Ternana Calcio (1 - 10 min result)
Customer type: X @ 1.14
Fleetwood Town - Sheffield United (1 - 10 min result) Customer type: X @ 1.14
Doncaster Rovers - Shrewsbury Town (1 - 10 min result) Customer type: X @ 1.15
Crawley Town - Morecambe FC (1 - 10 min result) Customer type: X @ 1.16
Total 2.64

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Sports / Re: 0 by 2dice(m): 1:02pm On Mar 04, 2016
Same mistake you are making Op
Nice strategy you got...
Well maybe you are cheerful Giver tho
No game is 100% sure...so why Putting all Egg in One Crate grin
Crime / Re: Church Member Arrested For Stealing Church Offering Blames The Church by 2dice(m): 8:44am On Mar 04, 2016
JewelRegi:
No thing we no go here for this country
Stealing in d church.
I swear ..everyday new stuff
Crime / Church Member Arrested For Stealing Church Offering Blames The Church by 2dice(m): 8:34am On Mar 04, 2016
A member of Saint Peter’s Catholic Church, Ejigbo, Lagos,
has been arrested for allegedly stealing money from the
church’s offering box. The suspect, identified simply as
Kingsley, was apprehended by the church’s private
guards Tuesday and N5,000, which he allegedly stole,
recovered from him. Preliminary investigation showed
that Kingsley had earlier been arrested for same offence.
He had gone to church on Tuesday for the regular
morning mass.
While other worshippers left after the service, Kingsley
stayed behind, pretending to be having personal prayer
time. Thereafter, he reportedly went to where the
offering box was kept, brought out a glue-coated stick
and dipped it inside the offering box.
When he pulled it out, some money got stuck to the stick.
On his way out of the chapel, one of the private security
men, who saw him taking the money, searched him and
recovered N5,000. He was subsequently taken to the
parish priest, who directed that he should be released on
compassionate grounds.
Arrested However, on getting home, Vanguard gathered
an argument over his misdemeanour ensued between
him and his wife. He then beat his wife. The assault on his
wife was reported at the Ejigbo Police Division and he
was arrested. During investigation, the suspect blamed
his conduct on his inability to take care of his pregnant
wife.
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Romance / Re: Guys And Girls, Come In And Help A Friend by 2dice(m): 8:21am On Mar 04, 2016
Girl wey done Get one sure yahoo-Boy wey dey Grease her Engine
That is why is Good to have Options
One Bitch fvckup
Relegate Am ASAP
Bros Uche face no be TV abeggi No look am Again grin

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Romance / Re: How Do I Turn Down A Lady That Wants Sex?? by 2dice(m): 8:09am On Mar 04, 2016
All diss Epistle Goon
Give her the fvck of the Century
Or
Show Her The REDCARD of the Millenium
The choice is yours to make mehn
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by 2dice(m): 8:03am On Mar 04, 2016
joliyp:
am sure you dont play bet,you only come here to play
bae..
U ran away from your thread
Maka why grin
Lol you must be kidding
U don't know shiii about me ..huh
Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Him?? by 2dice(m): 1:06am On Mar 04, 2016
Seee them to advice una turn am to WAR
SmD
Romance / Re: Do You Know If A Guy Is Not Confident When Asking You Out? by 2dice(m): 6:01pm On Mar 03, 2016
Adaure4ever:
If a guy walks up to me and is not confident, I will smile, ask for us to sit down somewhere and then hear him out what he want to say.
I love making people to be relaxed and comfortable around me.
oya let's sit down
May I toast you like Bread..
Abi may I date you like Calendar
The choose is yours bae grin
Romance / Re: Pls Help; I Want To Quit My Six Years Old Relationship by 2dice(m): 5:56pm On Mar 03, 2016
U see the signs and Wonder
You still dey ask JaammB Question
U are not her father..
So tell her to Go fvck herself
TELL AM SAY YOU ARE MARCHING AWaaY FROM MAGALIZATION in diss Nu Month
Romance / Re: It Will Be Nairaland Fault If I Loose Her by 2dice(m): 5:48pm On Mar 03, 2016
In small Doctor voice Aja Black ere grin
Romance / Re: See Jay Z Rubs Beyonce's Feet At NBA Game(photos) by 2dice(m): 5:40pm On Mar 03, 2016
chocolateme:
I love that. Please who will rub my feet?
ok my Boss Shekau grin
Romance / Re: In Love With An Older Lady by 2dice(m): 5:38pm On Mar 03, 2016
Love is Blind bro... Don't Rush it...enjoy ur Relationship while it last
Sports / Re: 0 by 2dice(m): 8:42am On Mar 03, 2016
iSammy:
DAY 2

N500/BET

1.
Rapid Wien - Mattersburg TIP: Home win
Leverkusen - Werder Bremen TIP: HOME WIN
Odd: 2.01

2
Celta De Vigo - Villarreal TIP: Over 1.5
West Ham United - Tottenham Hotspur TIP: BTS
Odd: 2.45

3.
West Ham United - Tottenham Hotspur TIP: BTS
Arsenal FC - Swansea City TIP: HOME WIN
Odd: 2.52

4.
Arsenal - Swansea City TIP: HOME WIN
Levante - Real Madrid TIP: AWAY WIN
Odd: 2.03

5.
Leverkusen - Werder Bremen TIP: HOME WIN
Arsenal - Swansea City TIP: HOME WIN
Odd: 2.1

6.
Arsenal FC - Swansea City TIP: HOME WIN
Celtic - Dundee TIP: OVER 2.5
Odd: 1.96

Balance N15,895
-Total stake (N3000) = N12,895
+Total win:
New balance:

my observation
U added Arsenal in 4Ticket that is not wise Bro..
You can see what happens when Arsenal lost...$
Romance / Re: Who Can Solve This? by 2dice(m): 10:23pm On Mar 02, 2016
Mhizkel:
Ofcourse I docheesy
so what is the answer
Romance / Re: Who Can Solve This? by 2dice(m): 9:49pm On Mar 02, 2016
EnigmaticEnigma:


this is for dem awon primary 6 students na, smh undecided
so what is the answer Sir ...
Romance / Re: Who Can Solve This? by 2dice(m): 9:48pm On Mar 02, 2016
KingTom:
you're the daughter
hmmn..you and jack dey sip the same shepke bah grin
Romance / Re: Who Can Solve This? by 2dice(m): 9:47pm On Mar 02, 2016
MrCork:



..ok am back.....was the quesstion? undecided
Google Goon grin
Romance / Re: Who Can Solve This? by 2dice(m): 9:46pm On Mar 02, 2016
Sonnynebis:
I am theresa
not in the option.. grin
Romance / Re: Who Can Solve This? by 2dice(m): 9:44pm On Mar 02, 2016
Mhizkel:
You're Theresa's ancestor grin
smh..so u sef no no am
Romance / Re: Who Can Solve This? by 2dice(m): 9:43pm On Mar 02, 2016
olihilistic:
no laugh tear your mouth ooo
lol.. naa my mouth get zip grin

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Romance / Re: I Want To Marry This Gal... by 2dice(m): 9:42pm On Mar 02, 2016
Ifakiland:
u bi egg roll?
naa .. Something like fishroll grin
Romance / Re: Who Can Solve This? by 2dice(m): 4:52pm On Mar 02, 2016
EnigmaticEnigma:
what kind of rubbish is this
lol bros u think say na Calculus I bring faaa ? grin
Romance / Re: Who Can Solve This? by 2dice(m): 4:50pm On Mar 02, 2016
LORDSAMURAI:
How can u ask dis question in dis hot afternoon when the brain is hot after lectures and training plus the heat at home bcaus no electricity. "the answa is grandmotherdaughter theresa.
lol..while some people don't even know there is Heat.. grin
From Office to Car to their Crib na full AC.. grin
Romance / Re: Who Can Solve This? by 2dice(m): 4:49pm On Mar 02, 2016
STFUareyouGod:
you are Theresa's daughter
oga which level u dey
Is diss ur last answer? ...grin
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by 2dice(m): 4:44pm On Mar 02, 2016
postingnysc:


In first half or full time?.. be specific
definitely firsthalf..no be 9ja bookie
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by 2dice(m): 4:43pm On Mar 02, 2016
lordthree:
Who has used premier bet here?
huh.. Like Premier-lotto bro grin

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