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cynthiaokaka:
Yap

that cool... Female rappers very rare... Which language do you rap in?

izaray:
Hahahah..i just saw dis now, wat ever is telling u dat, is very fake, trust me lol

lols
and the same finger is defending herself...
I get it your "trust me lol"
make me believe you lol

nicerod:
ok tanx JAH Bless

u welcome
mehn shey you dp na real?
The ladies look like ninja's

nicerod:
THE PROB IS TO FALL IN LUV BUT TO STAY IN LUV

they don't force love @all..
Be yourself and pray you meet the right person...
See wen you meet the right person all your fault will look amazing to the person..hope i help small
=> Alh. 2dice

nicerod:
AM SCRED 2 FALL IN LUV WTH D PERSON

hmnnn...why scared faa..
YOLO bro
you only live Once

Nneka123:
cause i don't make them stay

Working on a better relationship

damn..
Those guys ain't romantically stubborn.. I trust mysef...

cynthiaokaka:
Any rap group here?

yep...are you a female emcee?

Good morning nairalanders
i was on my way to work...this morning on a commercial Bus..when this woman/lady 'she should be around 32/38 years sha'..
There was a Gigantic poster of the President of Our country
OmG she did the Unbelievable
==> she gave the poster 5 fingers *in yoruba it means " IYA EH" ...
i just couldn't laugh...
I begin to wonder why will she do that to a mere picture.. If she see GEJ in real life ...mehn
So peeps what do you think about the woman reaction??

Op eeya i get it first love ish..
you need more of the heartbreak..till ur heart strong like 'konkere'
..u mite not understand now but you gonna thank
=> Alh. 2dice som;eday

Woman..
She freaking love it

Uhhm..
Something tells me its not op's friend buh the finger that type the question

horluwahtobi:
I believe this man is a true man of God I watch him on TV he is very kind,he gives money and food to the homeless I love tb joshua

huh..innocent face doesn't make one innocent. Oo ..even 2Baba name na Innocent
=>Alh 2dice

hahn:
He(Oyedepo) knows there's no hell or heaven. He just wanted to instill fear in people as he and his like normally do

bro are you an atheist

Linqsz:
When the girl you're wooing turns you into her bestie

ooh really .. So it has a name...
Its has 'tayed' i woo/wooed a girl..

Pls people what does this friendzone mean?

firstEVA:
So she wants to give you bj you ran here for help, what of when she asks for head?

definetly he is gonna call the popo

Hmnnn
'call my mat' in Aladdin's voice ..
Following with no brakes

Sparksfly:
[color=deeppink] Okay, she can have you. Let her seduce you.
I think that's what you want to hear. [/color]

huh..
You sounded like you are the 3weeks to be wifey

Huh...
Op follow your third leg & do the cezxfull or follow your brain ..and do the Needfull
=> Alh. 2dice

Tinubu:
Op

STEP BY STEP TUTORIAL TO FUCCK HER


1- Make sure your Bed is cosy enough... In a player's room, the Bed is to take dominance... Get a nice soft mattress, a padded bedsheet, nice fluffy pillows, AND MAKE SURE THE ONLY ELECTRIC SOCKET IN THE ROOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE BED... she go always wan charge her phone, so she gats always sit on the bed.... From sitting, to relaxing, to cuddling a pillow, to lying down, na so you go take reach the Federal Capital..

2- Don't try too hard... Most girls can smell a desperate dude from a mile away... Even if the konji is killing you, act unconcerned.... Just cuddle her, stroke her hair, work her up till when she expects you to kiss her... Then platonically disengage from her, and put on a movie for you both to watch... Believe me, the next time she finds herself in your arms, she will be the one offering her lips for you to kiss... Even at that, don't rush... Don't just go for her pants like a cave-man, let the mood extend to the point that she is the one tugging at your belt and trying to pull your trousers, and you be the one sweetly telling her to calm down, and take things easy... By this time, the gateway to your destiny is wide open, wet, and anxious for you to come in

3- Get a bottle of Spanish fly or put weed in the indomie you cook for her... Both are aphrodisiacs, which will make her so fucck-hungry that she might just be the one to jump on you and tear your boxers to pieces...



DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER RESULTS MAY ARISE FROM THE APPLICATION OF THE ABOVE PIECES OF ADVICE

the op means she does let him in-to their house..
No corrupt the Op faa

Virgin girls are just too overrated...but "V" guys are so so Underrated..chai !!Guys have suffered

Monicasque:
lol thanx for ''witching'' me. Guy do u purposfully write such funny stuff or wat?

u welcome...i jes like using similar pronunciation when chatting...
Its helps me indirectly..
Hope yu went to church?

prettyjo:
lolzzz

its lolzz you use welcome 2dice..
Hmmnnn.. Its-ok

redgem:
Me, I don't understand oh!!! Make me understand

huh...you can lie of Africa..
Happi new week..
Hope you understand that one sha

redgem:
If so, he is over doing it cos it doesn't sound funny to my reading

eeya...that the way i type online...hope you are gonna to church oo

cherryice:
ayaff
Wtf is ayaff
Dude, deactivate your account already

lol lola lolest

cherryice:
give it a rest, you just started and you are already confused

huh..
Ayaff year oo
happi Sunday tho